Haha this is hilarious. I had printed out that article by Maddox on the Honda Civics and the e-mail responses and left it next to the PC in my room and my mom found it. Apparently she thinks all of Maddox is a "hate" website, and that I am wasting my time and resources. She is right though. However, I've seen what happens when you don't have any fun. You turn into my brother Brad, who ruined his life right out of college. She thought Maddox was a hate website though and I had to explain to her its a big joke by him and not to be taken serious. She asked why I had crossed out certain parts of the paper and I said cause it wasn't part of what I wanted my friend to read and it made it easier to read the car part. Ah well.

Oh no, more posts about your idealistic conformist mother. Why don't you just move out? You're old enough to vote, you're old enough to get the hell out and stop *****ing.

(This isn't meant to be aimed at you, it's just sort of a general theme for all people who piss and moan about their oppresive parents... who are 25.)

JediKirby

I'm guessing she'll join MAM?

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/mam/main.htm

haha, can't afford it on my own. So live with it :p

I should sign her up for that website though...

<@maddox> F***!
<@maddox> my mom just found my website
<+DMTec> isn't she proud?
<+khoveraki> ha
<@naken> you've been on tv 2 times, in the newspapers several times, been banned from a country, has 40 million pageviews
<@naken> and you didn't tell your mother?
<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh f***, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox

Kirby, if you'd read them, you'd know he can't move out. But of course, that would require cognitive thought, which you seem to have problems with.

Dj Yoshi, we need to buy you a little shock collar. So everytime you post you get shocked. Maybe then you will think twice before posting half the things you do.

Well you're probably thinking I really insulted kirby, which I didn't.

You have no idea how many times we trade these little quips. Trust me, with him, it's all fun and games. Until he talks about my momma.

There was a time that you posting that would have destroyed the world with a flood of irony.

Yes, yes there was.

:banned:

bash.org is great, isn't it SAJN? :p

No, I'm just better then everyone, and I only make that sound around you....baby.

This thread makes me laugh inside.

I already know what my next mom thread is gonna be about. It's gonna be a good one.

:banned:

Amazing how three people can totally ruin a thread by posting useless arguments that would much better be suited for private messages....

Now you wish you were still an admin!

/runs

ok, how about we post towards the thread?

"Oh my god, I'm sorry your mother is an oppresive and hurtful person who doesn't understand you."

I could make a macro that posts in each thrawn thread. I'm just saying dude, MOVE OUT. Become financially stable. That's the american dream, and sort of, you know, 'responsible.' Until you do that, deal with her ****. You've pretty much brought it on yourself now that you're old enough to avoid it.

JediKirby

SAJN, that is my favorite quip of all time.

Christ almighty, I made this thread as a joke. Not all my mom threads are threads of ranting and anger guys. Like that one where she tried to get me to watch the Sopranos with her and my stepdad by telling me about naked women being on the show. It's a joke thread showing that, even when my mom is an evil *****, she is also incredibly funny to laugh at too.

But this really did happen.

Errr... Kirby and Yoshi were kidding. My bad. The report abuse feature doesnt link to earlier posts so I didnt catch the one where Yoshi said they were just joking around.