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Weirdest IM ever.
2005-03-01, 5:41 PM #1
DISCLAIMER: The screennames have been changed except for my own. Changed because I don't think they would approve of having their screenname posted on a forum for no reason, and I don't want th random person to get flooded with IMs.

Okay, so I'm just talking to a friend, Sara, when all of a sudden I recieve an IM from someone I don't know. It follows as such:

Code: 
randomIMgurl45: hello
Zell961: hi?
Zell961: do i know you
randomIMgurl45: whos this
Zell961: jamie
randomIMgurl45: last name
Zell961: rodel
randomIMgurl45: o0
Zell961: who is this
randomIMgurl45: this is ct
Zell961: ct?
randomIMgurl45: ya
Zell961: sorry, doesnt ring any bells here
randomIMgurl45: o
randomIMgurl45: what grade r u in
Zell961: 9th
randomIMgurl45: kennebunk
Zell961: nope
randomIMgurl45: where
Zell961: i got to portland
Zell961: *go to
randomIMgurl45: o0o
Zell961: why?
randomIMgurl45: jw
Zell961: ok
Zell961: no really, what is your full name?
randomIMgurl45: courtney
Zell961: instead of just 'ct'... i dont know any ct's
Zell961: ok
Zell961: i dont know a courtney
Zell961: how'd you get my sn though?  i dont remember being open for chat
Zell961: wait
Zell961: you know Sara?
randomIMgurl45: ya
randomIMgurl45: (last name deleted, just 'cause.)
Zell961: yup
randomIMer45: nice
Zell961: cool
Zell961: anyway how did you get my sn?
randomIMgurl45: i ahve no cle
randomIMgurl45: clue
Zell961: ok...
*ten minutes of silence later*
Zell961: well
Zell961: good talking to ya, but i have to go
randomIMgurl45: k by
Zell961: later


So, this person IMed me out of the blue, and I didn't know her, but my friend Sara DID know her, and didn't know how she got my SN. And the person had no clue how they got MY SN. I'm so confused. :S

BTW, 'randomIMgurl45' is a random IM name I came up with to replace the original. You can try IMing a 'randomIMgurl45', maybe you'll find the girl of your dreams. :p
DO NOT WANT.
2005-03-01, 5:47 PM #2
I've got one better. I was over at my friend Willy's house on his screenname when some randon person starts talking to us. I'm not gonna bother changing the names. he's the exact convo:

ireadurfortune5: i no u
ireadurfortune5: i sense it
ireadurfortune5: u have glasses and spike up ur hair
firebird8690: who are you
ireadurfortune5: and a xanga
ireadurfortune5: right?
firebird8690: yeah
ireadurfortune5: i see it in my crystal ball!
firebird8690: what is your na,e?
firebird8690: name*
ireadurfortune5: delila corniolo
firebird8690: where do you live?
ireadurfortune5: i have ur lunch
firebird8690: o ok
ireadurfortune5: 2nd
firebird8690: yeah
ireadurfortune5: u have problems with girls no?
firebird8690: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??
ireadurfortune5: well i mean ashley isnt that awsome of a find
firebird8690: do i know you?
ireadurfortune5: i dont think so
ireadurfortune5: im a social nobody
ireadurfortune5: nobody will believe in my magical powers
ireadurfortune5: but i am a pschic
ireadurfortune5: of love
ireadurfortune5: do u like ne one lately?
ireadurfortune5: i can hook u up
ireadurfortune5: im a cupid (female style)
ireadurfortune5: wait....
ireadurfortune5: ok
ireadurfortune5: never mind i thought i saw the image of a girl in my mind that u might have feelings for
ireadurfortune5: i sensed it
ireadurfortune5: please respond
ireadurfortune5: im not a psycho im a psychic
firebird8690: ok
ireadurfortune5: u are a freshman correct?
firebird8690: no
ireadurfortune5: does ur father aid the dead?
firebird8690: yeah
ireadurfortune5: i thought
ireadurfortune5: so
ireadurfortune5: but i kno u are a freshman my powers dont lie
firebird8690: well fine then
ireadurfortune5: as i thought
ireadurfortune5: ur mothers car..... the color is red?
firebird8690: yeah
ireadurfortune5: u went to oak park for middle school
firebird8690: yes
ireadurfortune5: do u believe me yet?
ireadurfortune5: (that im psychic)
firebird8690: no i think you got alot of information from my xanga and you know me but wont tell me your real name or i think your one of those chatting aim bots
ireadurfortune5: well thats bs because if im a freaken aim bot than how the hell do i kno all this ****???!?!?!?!?!
ireadurfortune5: ive never seen ur xanga just no u hav one
ireadurfortune5: and we have never met before
ireadurfortune5: but my source come from the deep depths of time
firebird8690: So what is your purpose of telling me this stuff for free?
ireadurfortune5: cause its fun
ireadurfortune5: i do it to everyone
ireadurfortune5: william beyers
ireadurfortune5: son of roger
ireadurfortune5: i would like to have more friends so i just want to talk
ireadurfortune5: sorry if its a little freaky but so r dead people
ireadurfortune5: i'll admit that my real name is not truly delila
ireadurfortune5: but u will learn it
ireadurfortune5: soon enough my child
ireadurfortune5: soon enough
ireadurfortune5: my wisdom ages me
ireadurfortune5: dont ask
firebird8690: ok then
ireadurfortune5: so is there a lady then?
firebird8690: no
ireadurfortune5: aww
ireadurfortune5: a shame
ireadurfortune5: u seem like a very nice guy
ireadurfortune5: its a shame that no girl has caught ur fancy
ireadurfortune5: did u send ne one a flower?
ireadurfortune5: this is cheri by the way
ireadurfortune5: cheri colburn
ireadurfortune5: so do u no me?
firebird8690: colburn? is this the same colburns that live on the corner of mound and 9th?
ireadurfortune5: i am short have blonde hair braces
ireadurfortune5: nah
ireadurfortune5: we live by the mall
firebird8690: but hen you wouldnt be the one in my second period?
ireadurfortune5: no my second period is art
ireadurfortune5: at skeen
ireadurfortune5: i dont think ur in my place
firebird8690: well i am
ireadurfortune5: really?
ireadurfortune5: never seen u their
ireadurfortune5: just at lunch
firebird8690: hmm
firebird8690: so what is my middle name then?
ireadurfortune5: wtf? now how am i supposed to kno that what do u think i am pschic or something?
firebird8690: yes
firebird8690: you said you were
ireadurfortune5: oh yea
ireadurfortune5: lol
ireadurfortune5: i lose my mind
firebird8690: ok...
ireadurfortune5: LOVE I LOVE U BYE
firebird8690: goodbye
firebird8690: hey
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It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2005-03-01, 5:47 PM #3
Shirley's friend has the hots for you.
Pissed Off?
2005-03-01, 6:04 PM #4
....Me? Assuming you're talking about sara, yeah, we went on a 'date' last thursday... and another real date a week before that... and again before that... I think she might. Or are you joking? :)

Ah what the hell, why am I bothering with these names? THis forum doesn't have any stalker.
Shirley = courtney,
Beth = Sara. Those are the real names. I'll edit my first post. Those of you who came in late, just reverse that and you'll get it, maybe. O_o
DO NOT WANT.
2005-03-02, 2:37 AM #5
Each day my car is not driveable is a day your life is spared, Zell. This state is mine. I will find you.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2005-03-02, 4:06 AM #6
I just can't sit through and read IM messages when posted on a forum.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-03-02, 6:36 AM #7
Sometimes, people's MSN screws up, and it adds all their contacts to all their other contacts' contact list.... it's happened to me before. One day, I went on and I had about five "so-and-so has added you to their contact list" messages, and I didn't know any of them, but it turned out that they all knew this one girl who I also knew. It was strange.
Stuff
2005-03-02, 8:38 AM #8
Well UltimatePotato that is the strangest IM conversation I have ever seen. IDK if she likes your or she is just a freak. Hmm.
I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue
2005-03-02, 9:34 AM #9
She could just be a freak that likes him . . .
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-03-02, 11:42 AM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Zuljin
Each day my car is not driveable is a day your life is spared, Zell. This state is mine. I will find you.


:o
DO NOT WANT.
2005-03-02, 12:09 PM #11
That was good at the end... "do u think i am pschic or something?"
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-03-02, 1:40 PM #12
my brother sometimes IMs people if i'm away from the computer and he happens to be around then
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-03-02, 2:00 PM #13
I once talked to my friends sister, without knowing it, she was cool... looking back... :)
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-03-02, 4:25 PM #14
It was my friends s/n. His dad is a mortician, which explains the "your father aids the dead comment". Heh that gave us a few laughs.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.

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