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Worst drink/food concoction
2005-03-01, 8:04 PM #1
I just mixed the nastiest drink. Naaaastiest! Iced tea and green apple vodka. Almost lost my dinner.

So, post the worst recipes you have ever made in your youth.....or recently, if you're not so smart like me. It can be food or drink.
2005-03-01, 8:10 PM #2
I made an interesting "power drink" once.... I got a bunch of iced tea powder, added in the same amount of kool-aid powder, then approximately the same amount of water. Then I shook it up and drank it. Uuuuuguuguguguguugghghghghgg...... it was gritty, because a lot of it hadn't even dissolved.

Speaking of gritty drinks, I once made the mistake of letting my friend make coffee for me... it wasn't gritty due to coffee grounds though, it was actually from all the instant coffee he added to it.
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2005-03-01, 8:12 PM #3
Never ever EVER eat a plateful of frozen cream puffs and chug 2 cans of mountain dew all at the same time!
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2005-03-01, 8:13 PM #4
Oh man, this brings back memories! When I was in 6th grade, at some kind of party (I think it was for someone's birthday), we made what ammounted to a witch's brew of every consumable liquid we could get our hands on. We had some kind of pop, I think it was Coke, milk, lemon juice, ketchup, mustard, and a variety of spices (including pepper). We then dared a kid to drink it, and he downed the entire glass. Needless to say, after an hour or so, he wasn't feeling very well.
2005-03-01, 8:34 PM #5
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2005-03-01, 8:39 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by JediHunter_X
*stuff about a nasty drink*


That reminds me; this one time back in elementary school, I mixed up a bunch of stuff and made this guy drink it.... lets see if I can remember some of the ingredients:

- vinegar
- tabasco sauce
- dish soap
- corn syrup
- soya sauce
- mouthwash
- etc...


Well, I didn't make the guy drink it.... I just told him to, and he did. I dunno why he'd want to...
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2005-03-01, 8:40 PM #7
Last year at dinner in the dining halls we concocted a unique blend of foods/drinks and had a guy drink it for $10. Some of the ingredients included milk, orange juice, some kind of soda, lettuce, roast beef, salt, pepper, cheese etc. I don't even remember what all was in it. But the guy drank it and got his $10.
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2005-03-01, 9:05 PM #8
At a friends wedding, the first course was a Brocolli and Blue Cheese soup. If that wasn't the worst tasting thing I have ever put down my throat, I don't know what else could be. I felt like being polite, so I ate the whole bowl. Turns out not even the brides brothers ate it. Neither did half the guests. Never again thanks :o
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2005-03-01, 9:47 PM #9
This isn't really a combination, but a friend of mine is from uh... somewhere in the middle east, and his beverage OF CHOICE is something pronounced Dooghk, I'm not sure how to spell it. Essentially it's a carbonated yogurt culture with salt. It's like drinking perrier and cream cheese. Ugh, worst thing I've ever drinkedanen.
2005-03-01, 10:13 PM #10
Blue Cheese itself isnt too bad, its just tangy when you hit the blue parts.
2005-03-01, 10:24 PM #11
My sister and I made one of those witch's brews once. It had the tabasco, raw eggs, buillon (sp) cubes, kool aid, ice cream, orange juice, etc. etc. It was blood red. We both took a little sip but thankfully we didn't try drinking the whole thing.

We didn't know what to do with it so we threw it out the back door (just the liquid, not the glass). My mother thought a dog vomited blood on our lawn or something, and grass didn't grow there for a while.
2005-03-02, 6:38 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Overlord
Blue Cheese itself isnt too bad, its just tangy when you hit the blue parts.


That's because those parts are made out of fungus. Think Athlete's Foot.
Stuff
2005-03-02, 8:26 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
That's because those parts are made out of fungus. Think Athlete's Foot.


Even though I know what Bleu cheese is, that statement made me sick....

Haven't made any mixed foods/drinks yet....
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2005-03-02, 10:05 AM #14
For sleepovers, we used to have a rule that the first person to fall asleep would have a "unique" drink mix poured into their mouth while sleeping. The worst we ever had was:

- Raw Egg
- Tooth Paste
- Vinegar
- Mayonaise
- Tabasco Sauce
- Peptobismal (sp?)
- Liquid Laxative
- Concentrated Lemon Juice
- Cooking Oil

Needless to say, the person who drank this had a bad morning.
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2005-03-02, 10:18 AM #15
Mountain Dew + 190 proof grain alcohol

What you'd imagine nail polish remover to taste like.
2005-03-02, 10:28 AM #16
Quote:
- Raw Egg
- Tooth Paste
- Vinegar
- Mayonaise
- Tabasco Sauce
- Peptobismal (sp?)
- Liquid Laxative
- Concentrated Lemon Juice
- Cooking Oil


:eek: Sounds like a colonblow to me!
2005-03-02, 10:45 AM #17
i once ate weetabix with mayonaise because it was the only food available.

dont try it.
2005-03-02, 10:46 AM #18
mountain dew and coffee = brain overload
mountain dew and chocolate milk =yuck

peanut butter, jelly, ham, cheese sandwhich=tastebud confusion
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2005-03-02, 10:52 AM #19
Reminds me of the 7 up commercial where a blindfolded man is asked to taste the difference between 7 up and dishwater :o
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2005-03-02, 12:08 PM #20
I double dog dare you!
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2005-03-02, 2:16 PM #21
Milk, orange juice, and apple juice.

Yuughhh. I am NEVER trying that again.
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2005-03-02, 2:18 PM #22
i squeezed a pickle, put some half and half, some banana pudding, salt pepper, orange tea, sugar, ketchup, and mixed it. I have a lot of these concotions when i go out to diner's
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2005-03-02, 2:20 PM #23
Bacardi Limon and Mello Yello.

Oh, God, I can still taste it from six months ago. I expected citrus, and got ****.
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2005-03-02, 4:40 PM #24
Milk and Coca-Cola.

When I tried mixing Coca-Cola with an Irish cream, it reacted very violently, overflowed, and left behind a thick, hard, disgusting mass at the bottom of the glass.
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2005-03-02, 6:32 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
That reminds me; this one time back in elementary school, I mixed up a bunch of stuff and made this guy drink it.... lets see if I can remember some of the ingredients:

- vinegar
- tabasco sauce
- dish soap
- corn syrup
- soya sauce
- mouthwash
- etc...


Well, I didn't make the guy drink it.... I just told him to, and he did. I dunno why he'd want to...


Needless to say, his intestines we're very clean after that.
2005-03-02, 7:55 PM #26
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2005-03-02, 8:19 PM #27
That's what made them famous though... Apparently they hada smoked ham cola. I want to try that so abd

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