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They should make a game called "Sim President"
2005-03-01, 8:13 PM #1
Think of it.

You are put in charge of one of the worlds greatest countrys.

In SIM president you can.

1.) Raise taxes.

2.) start a nuclear war

3.) take alot of vacations to camp david

4.) Negotiate with UN officials. (and yell at them)

5.) Erase 30 minutes of scandal tapes against you

6.) take command of the space program.

7.) Drive the country into the ground.

8.) and much much more.

Heck even add in a minigame with kerry and bush beating each other up in a boxing ring.
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2005-03-01, 8:17 PM #2
lawl
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-03-01, 8:21 PM #3
Probably mod for it out there already.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-03-01, 8:25 PM #4
hehehe
Pissed Off?
2005-03-01, 8:26 PM #5
Did I mention getting to joyride on the Air Force One
SHOLVAS KREE!
2005-03-01, 8:28 PM #6
It's already been made, and its called "Shadow President." It's an old, but good game (over 10 years old by now). You play as the president of the US, and it takes place shortly before the first Gulf War, during the period when tensions with Iraq were heightening. I remember I always used to take over Canada first, it was hilarious because the US Forces suffered barely any casulties.
2005-03-01, 8:29 PM #7
YOU. ARE. A. GENIOUS!!! That would be the coolest game ever. One of President Bush's bodyguards could buy him a copy for Christmas! :D
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2005-03-01, 8:32 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by Daft_Vader
YOU. ARE. A. GENIOUS!!! That would be the coolest game ever. One of President Bush's bodyguards could buy him a copy for Christmas! :D


Maybe he could learn something. :p
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2005-03-01, 8:41 PM #9
I'm not sure if Bush has the mental prowess necessary for computer use.
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2005-03-01, 8:42 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
I'm not sure if Bush has the mental prowess necessary for computer use.


Yay! Let's pile on those Bush jokes!...
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2005-03-01, 8:43 PM #11
bush sux lol he died frum pretzles
2005-03-01, 8:44 PM #12
Well, the man is an idiot.
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2005-03-01, 8:47 PM #13
My innocent joke started this. :(
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2005-03-01, 8:53 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast
My innocent joke started this. :(

True, however . . .

Quote:
Originally posted by Yecti
Well, the man is an idiot.

. . . that will really get it going. ;)
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2005-03-01, 8:55 PM #15
Quote:
Well, the man is an idiot.
Really yecti? When was the last time you were president?

... sorry, I just doomed this thread. I'll go back to my corner now.
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2005-03-01, 8:59 PM #16
I hereby ban myself from this thread. Now.
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2005-03-01, 9:21 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
Really yecti? When was the last time you were president?


No rudeness intended, but what the hell does that have to do with anything?

There are a million factors out there that severely obscure, if not break, the link between being president and being competent and/or intelligent.
一个大西瓜
2005-03-01, 9:36 PM #18
Here we go again. Unfortunately, many people feel the need to inflate their own egos and "intelligence" by saying that Bush is ignorant and stupid. You may not agree with the way he is handling things, and he may not be the smartest president, but he is certainly not stupid. What IS stupid is losers who think they are being so smart and witty by mocking the intelligence of someone they happen to disagree with. Good move.

I think what Sarn_Cadrill was trying to say is that some of you people try to act all superior in intelligence to the one you are mocking, when in fact, your snide comments make you appear even worse.
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9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
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2005-03-01, 9:43 PM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Pommy
There are a million factors out there that severely obscure, if not break, the link between being president and being competent and/or intelligent.


You start listing, I'll start counting.

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2005-03-01, 9:45 PM #20
I think in most cases when someone uses "idiot" (like now) in such a context it's done colloquially; "incompetent," "inable/inept," or "unable to handle current situations" would be inferred. Not the literal "unintelligent," though that might be thrown in there.

...In which case it'd be perfectly reasonable. It's just an expression "I think he's not capable of dealing of the current situation properly." It's not like you're required to be perfectly tactful or politically correct all the time. Speaking in such a way doesn't necessarily mean, literally, "he sucks because he is inferior in intelligence to me, therefore I'm awesome".
一个大西瓜
2005-03-01, 9:51 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Agent-Smith
Here we go again. Unfortunately, many people feel the need to inflate their own egos and "intelligence" by saying that Bush is ignorant and stupid. You may not agree with the way he is handling things, and he may not be the smartest president, but he is certainly not stupid. What IS stupid is losers who think they are being so smart and witty by mocking the intelligence of someone they happen to disagree with. Good move.

I think what Sarn_Cadrill was trying to say is that some of you people try to act all superior in intelligence to the one you are mocking, when in fact, your snide comments make you appear even worse.


QFT.

Anyway, a game like that would be really cool, taking over countries, having fun with the military and all... :p (/Futile attempt to get thread back on course)
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2005-03-01, 9:52 PM #22
can i invade canada?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-03-01, 9:56 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
can i invade canada?


Sure...go after all the easy ones first....
2005-03-01, 10:08 PM #24
well see after invading canada... which i would easily be able to do early in the game... i'd have room to build a crapload of military facilities and make my massive army... then after taking russia and all that over with a surprise attack by sending all my forces in northern canada over there by sending them north... they would never see it coming
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-03-01, 10:16 PM #25
omg rush!
2005-03-01, 10:19 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
I hereby ban myself from this thread. Now.


Good. You should before an admin does.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-03-02, 3:03 AM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by Daft_Vader
YOU. ARE. A. GENIOUS!!!


genius.
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2005-03-02, 3:31 AM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Mort-Hog
genius.


har
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2005-03-02, 4:36 AM #29
So yeah, in 2008, who here will actually vote for Hillary Clinton?
D E A T H
2005-03-02, 5:14 AM #30
They should make a game called "Sim-idiot."

You'd all be real ace at it. Ah har har har.




j/k
2005-03-02, 5:38 AM #31
I played Risk last night, and started from North America, spread all the way into Canada, then across into Aisa and then won.

It was great, because it was only my second ever time playing!

/me likes holding to the Americas for all the bounty it gives me... <.<
2005-03-02, 10:16 AM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by IRG SithLord
Sure...go after all the easy ones first....

Nah, Iraq is easier because no one here really cares if you kill people who arent english speaking white christians.
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2005-03-02, 12:04 PM #33
Keep the UN. So they nag you if your commiting war crimes.
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2005-03-02, 12:40 PM #34
It's offhanded political insult BONANZA.
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2005-03-02, 12:56 PM #35
Why is it that EVERY thread eventually turns to politics... :(
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2005-03-02, 12:58 PM #36
This game already exists. It's currently being played by Condoleeza Rice.
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2005-03-02, 1:01 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Oxyonagon
Why is it that EVERY thread eventually turns to politics... :(


I think this thread was kinda geared towards the direction it took from the starting gate.
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2005-03-02, 2:54 PM #38
No no, the posters since then have really yanked it back to its original purpose :D kudos.

would be interesting, but like other sim games, i wouldn't play it.
2005-03-02, 4:42 PM #39
I wouldn't mind trying something like that.
2005-03-03, 12:18 AM #40
I would lose the game after being kick out of office when they uncover the fact that I was using splinter cell guys to snuff annoying Massassians.
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