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Funny Name Generator I wrote
2005-03-02, 2:33 PM #1
So, a while ago I was watching Space Mutiny (MST3k movie) and the main character was a stereotypical football jock. Mike and the 'bots began to ruthlessly make fun of him, calling him names like Rex Irongroin, Thick McRunfast, and others.

Everyone in attendence thought the names were hilarious, and I realized... I can do that.

So with Madquack and my word ideas put together, and my friend Justin and my programming skills, I whipped up this. It's not a feat of amazingness, but it's funny.

[url]www.zaccohn.com/NameGen.jar[/url]

You need the Java Virtual machine to run it, which you can get here (and should have anyway.): http://java.com:80/en/download/manual.jsp

It's pretty obvious, but you can put in any number of names to display, and then just expand the window if you can't see them all. It randomly highlights a few, and click the form to highlight a different random set.

Have fun,
Happy "Blast Thickmuscle" dud

PS. I'm not liable for any NSFW combinations that come up. I've gotten a few... :p
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2005-03-02, 2:37 PM #2
Haha, I like Turk MacMeatstump. :p

Neat little program, though there should be a way to generate new names without have to run it over and over.
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2005-03-02, 2:44 PM #3
Heh, that's pretty cool. :) My favorites so far are Huge McCrunchstretchly and Groin Steakrocket.
2005-03-02, 3:07 PM #4
'Rough Sexlard'
'Thick Grointhrust'
Jeeze dud...
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2005-03-02, 3:43 PM #5
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Originally posted by Freelancer
Haha, I like Turk MacMeatstump. :p

Neat little program, though there should be a way to generate new names without have to run it over and over.


That's in the next version. ;)

My favorite dirty one so far is "Hairy Mansex"

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