The undeserving pain of others should never be gratifying.

One time I was playing football and I took a missile to the crotchular region from some chick, and I was down for the count. Har har. Moments later, however, she took one to the same crotchular region and joined me on the sidelines. She definitely got what was coming to her, and hopefully her future children will reget it.

Because, as we all know, women getting hit in the crotch prevents them from having normal children.

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
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Ahh, that explains you...

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

FOR THE LOVE OF BOB!!! NEVER EVER play as a hockey goalie without SOME SORT of protection!

I agree that most of what makes it funny (so long as it's not you, generally) getting nailed in the precious would definitely be the reaction.

When I was at the YMCA for AfterProm last Saturday night (Sunday morning, technically), people were using the rock climbing wall. This one guy got up most of the way, jumped, slapped the top with his hand, and when he came down from the leap snagged his blafjaklfers in the harness . He was like "Oh my God!! let me down!!! Oh God!!". Everyone burst out laughing. The YMCA people lowered him down as quickly as possible and when he got the harness off, grabbed his special place and fell to the floor "Oh God! Ow!!! ow!!!!"
That's why they tell you not to jump on that thing.

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Bond, Power, CA, The Force, Saber, IC, Epic, Oily Mexican Food, BG, /\ |> /\ /\/\, Sentences.
Now you know where I've been.

Interesting euphamism(sp?) there.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
Scions of Light[/i]
The Never Ending Story Squared[/i]

ZING!!!

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Flibbledy-dibbledy! Nyaaaaaaaahhh!

-The Last True Evil

We're not very mature...

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Flibbledy-dibbledy! Nyaaaaaaaahhh!

-The Last True Evil

Tsk, tsk Tracer. Didn't your mommy tell you not to use potty talk?

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Titan A.E.

Words of wisdom:
"l33t 1s g00d 1n sm4ll d0s3s,
but 1t 1s 4 drug, 4nd drugz 4r3 3v1l!"

The appropriate term is either "Penal region" or "testicular region."



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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

And this is news how?


Thank you .
(actually, I just hit a bunch of random keys and added "-ers" ).

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Bond, Power, CA, The Force, Saber, IC, Epic, Oily Mexican Food, BG, /\ |> /\ /\/\, Sentences.
Now you know where I've been.

Add manchowder to that list. That's one of my favorite words.



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There are two asses in Massassi... and I'm one of them.
The Matrix Unplugged|My Portfolio|My Levels

Yes, and mannunition and man-cannon.

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
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