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Watch it Shred!
2005-03-04, 8:15 PM #1
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/watch-en.htm

This company sells industrial shredders, and they figured what better way to get sales than to post videos on their website of their shredders going to work on various house-hold objects. Those of us who normally arent in the market for new shredders get to benefit anyways by delighting in the videos!

The couch and whole computers videos are especially interesting.
2005-03-04, 8:21 PM #2
I'm sure I could find a use for that...
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2005-03-04, 8:35 PM #3
The whole computers one had me cringing.
2005-03-04, 8:41 PM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by Nightwind
I'm sure I could find a use for that...


It'd definately help with disposing of bodies.




<.<
>.>




...What?
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2005-03-04, 8:46 PM #5
I wonder how a terminator t-800 would do in there....
2005-03-04, 10:00 PM #6
The washing machine one is impressive.... I've taken apart one of those before, and they're built pretty sturdy. Especially the motor, which is essentially a big chunk of solid metal. I wonder if they took the motor out first?
Stuff
2005-03-04, 10:07 PM #7
reminded of a scene from mannequin
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2005-03-04, 10:12 PM #8
Most likely. That thing tore through the machine in the amount of time it takes me to type this, but the other things took longer.
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2005-03-04, 11:13 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by phoenix_9286
It'd definately help with disposing of bodies.


Yes!

I mean no... That was... not... on... my mind.... <.< >.> :p
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2005-03-04, 11:28 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
reminded of a scene from mannequin

Reminded me of the scene from Fargo...
2005-03-05, 7:41 AM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
The washing machine one is impressive.... I've taken apart one of those before, and they're built pretty sturdy. Especially the motor, which is essentially a big chunk of solid metal. I wonder if they took the motor out first?


I doubt it, considering the concrete in steel drum video :eek:

The couch was cool too.
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2005-03-05, 8:07 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by phoenix_9286
It'd definately help with disposing of bodies.


Please. Pigs are irreplaceable.
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2005-03-05, 9:19 AM #13
That concrete one was crazy. You'd think the teeth on that thing would just get destroyed.
2005-03-05, 9:45 AM #14
I want to see videos of the machine that can reduce anything to a fine powder.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-03-05, 9:55 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
I doubt it, considering the concrete in steel drum video


Wow, I missed that one. A solid chunk of concrete... impressive. Most impressive. Although I'd still like to see it do a big piece of solid iron or something. How about an I-beam?
Stuff
2005-03-05, 10:06 AM #16
I want to see people.
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2005-03-06, 1:03 AM #17
Not people, MASSASSIANS!
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2005-03-06, 1:58 AM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Crimson
Not people, MASSASSIANS!

Ok

/me throws Genki in the shredder
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-03-06, 4:25 AM #19
Haha, that's what you get for constantly poking me and rolling me down hills, Genki!!

I'm scarily addicted to this thing. I've been sitting here, open-mouthed, staring at these videos...
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2005-03-06, 1:05 PM #20
/me bleeds in several lots of pieces on the floor
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2005-03-06, 3:20 PM #21
The thing that gets me is you see them dump the MEDICAL WASTE into it, and then after it shreds it, the guys sticks his hands through it. NO!!!!!!! They throw that stuff away for a reason!
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2005-03-06, 5:25 PM #22
It shredded a ****ing BOAT. What the **** was that about?
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2005-03-06, 5:49 PM #23
I don't think it's real medical waste. Notice the diapers are not soiled.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-03-06, 6:03 PM #24
lol, must be a pretty brave guy to film that. Unless they were smart and didn't have someone filming that close to the shredder. There is no way I'd ever get so close to the opening of that beast.
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2005-03-06, 6:21 PM #25
Just thinking about falling into that thing makes me sick..

I mean, it wouldn't be that bad, because you obviously would only be alive for a few more seconds, but still...

*shudder*
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2005-03-06, 6:25 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
Just thinking about falling into that thing makes me sick..

I mean, it wouldn't be that bad, because you obviously would only be alive for a few more seconds, but still...

*shudder*


but what a way to go... screw dying in your sleep in a nursing home with poo in your diaper... get yourself shredded
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-03-06, 7:08 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
but what a way to go... screw dying in your sleep in a nursing home with poo in your diaper... get yourself shredded


I prefer driving a fast car off of a large cliff at full speed, while simultaneously injecting myself with large quantities of morphine.
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-03-06, 7:23 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
but what a way to go... screw dying in your sleep in a nursing home with poo in your diaper... get yourself shredded


Morphine + Sky diving with no parachute + 6 year old's backyard birthday party = :)

I've said that many times.
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2005-03-06, 7:32 PM #29
LSD would be more interesting than morphine.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-03-06, 7:48 PM #30
Ok.. thats the coolest website ever.
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2005-03-06, 9:20 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by fishstickz
Ok.. thats the coolest website ever.
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2005-03-06, 10:46 PM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane
Morphine + Sky diving with no parachute + 6 year old's backyard birthday party = :)

I've said that many times.


Well, if you are going to do that, at least stuff your shirt and pants and such with lots of candy, so when you hit, the kids'll be like "YYYYYAAAAAYYYYYY, PINATA!!!!!!!"
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