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I finally found a way to pay off college and get rid of my mom
2005-03-09, 10:02 PM #41
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Well now I know what Satan's mistress looks like.


oh come on... i have much better taste in women than that
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-03-09, 10:19 PM #42
That actually made me feel kind of sad. The maximum bid being only 55 cents, and all.
一个大西瓜
2005-03-09, 11:15 PM #43
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Originally posted by Lord Kuat
"She told me that I had 24 hours to come with a plan to pay for college. It took me 10 minutes."

Wait, I thought she never paid for your college at all? Where did this threat come from if she never paid?

It's like me going up to a random guy and saying I'm not paying for his sandwhich. The deal was never there in the first place.

Unless, of course, at sometime or another she offered to give you aid, but from what you present I doubt it.


She has helped once or twice a little bit, but nothing big. I pay my own way. She doesn't even believe I am going to school. She said that I should have graduated by now, as I have been going for 4 years and haven't gotten my associates. What she fails to see (and I stressed this like 5 times tonight) was that I declared a major less than two years ago and in that time I managed to take every course required to graduate, save for one, and it's next to impossible to get that class. One class per campus, one time per day, 30 students max. It fills up within 5 minutes of registration.

She basically wants a plan or I think she is gonna "throw me out". If she does, I won't even be there by her side on her death bed, or her funeral. I am not my brothers. She threw them out, and they act like its nothing. She throws me out and it's over. My brother could call me in 10 years and say she had a stroke, or a heart attack and had days left, and I wouldn't bother to come say goodbye or make ammends. I hate my mother that much.

Quote:
Originally posted by Pommy
That actually made me feel kind of sad. The maximum bid being only 55 cents, and all.



That will buy me a 12 oz soda at work and have a nickel left. Or buy me a bag of chips at work. As long as I am still in the will, I'd give her up for that.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-03-10, 4:31 AM #44
I know how it is, THRAWN, that's about how much I hate my real mother.
D E A T H
2005-03-10, 8:10 AM #45
9 bids and it's at $0.55? Heh..
woot!
2005-03-10, 11:12 AM #46
It's things like this that make me scared to become a mom. :(
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-03-10, 11:19 AM #47
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Originally posted by quesadilla_red
It's things like this that make me scared to become a mom. :(


That you'll turn into a soul sucking quagilla? Or that your son will put you on eBay because you are a soul sucking quagilla?
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-03-10, 11:23 AM #48
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Originally posted by Schming
That you'll turn into a soul sucking quagilla? Or that your son will put you on eBay because you are a soul sucking quagilla?


I don't think I'm going to become a soul sucking quagilla, but I'm just scared he'll think I am a soul sucking quagilla and thus put me on eBay with no reserve to be met :(
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-03-10, 12:37 PM #49
Heh.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-03-10, 1:00 PM #50
So what do you really do when someone wins?
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2005-03-10, 1:09 PM #51
hahaha, your mom's only worth $00.55
Hazard a company one process.
2005-03-10, 4:59 PM #52
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Originally posted by drizzt2k2
So what do you really do when someone wins?


Dude it won't last. Seriously, once eBay finds out, its gone.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-03-10, 5:09 PM #53
For the mom:
[http://handguns.g00net.org/Taurus/T_rb_cal-480ruger.jpg]


For the college:
[http://www.epromos.com/productimg/8816758J.jpg]
2005-03-10, 5:28 PM #54
$100?

My books cost me $160, and I only bought books for 1/2 of my classes.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-03-10, 5:45 PM #55
I dunno Wolfy, there looks to be another piece of something underneath that $100. Look at the edges.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-03-11, 12:05 AM #56
That looks like a shadow.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-03-11, 12:10 AM #57
look closely, it's in fact a pile of 100s.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-03-11, 8:01 AM #58
hey...it's up to a dollar now. A dollar can buy a lot these days...
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-03-11, 8:41 AM #59
It actually looks like an eraser with a bill printed on it.
Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
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