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Bond, Power, CA, The Force, Saber, IC, Epic, Oily Mexican Food, BG, /\ |> /\ /\/\, Sentences.
Now you know where I've been.

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

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PWoT, NG, EW: The best sites on the net.

-@%

[No]

[This message has been edited by DeTRiTiC-iQ (edited April 28, 2004).]

Gothic: For some reason, I find that image to be quite disturbing, on many levels.

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

Language...?

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www.tednation.tk

Lighten up Axis - and I see GBK beat me to the classic one. Still makes me smile that (especially if it's someone else's machine... )

-Jackpot

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX

"Life is mostly froth and bubble,
But two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

Ya might want to take that picture down its says the s word quite a bit and you don't want to get banned.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

What did it say????

I hate it when you get the error box... but theres no words in it... *remembers more pains from back in the windows 9x days*

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"Ahhhh!! I'm Burnin'! I'm Burnin!!!" - Cleaner from Max Payne 2

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(^okay, that sucked..^)

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WMP Classic keeps giving me the error:

"Catastrophic Failure"

Always makes me laugh.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

Bad Ubuu! Bad boy!
There will be no further mention of WindowsME on these forums. :-P

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Our very existence is at stake

"You do not have the rights to perform this operation"

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Flibbledy-dibbledy! Nyaaaaaaaahhh!

-The Last True Evil

Aw, Detman..

I agree. Windows ME is a worthless piece of ****.

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What did I ever do to you?

Not as worthless as Linux.

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

I love how "general" the error is.

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Our very existence is at stake

How is Linux worthless? Linux is stable and does everything Windows does, and does it for free. It isn't the best system for games, but honestly, who gets Linux to play games? Linux is a worker's and developer's OS, not a soccer-mom and AOL user OS like Windows ME.

But I'm not really looking to start a flamewar on this thread, so I'll end it there.

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Our very existence is at stake

Erm... no?

I'd rather run PalmOS as my main OS than WinME. Linux is far greater than WinME, and WineX probably has better DirectX support than WinME does.

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...
Make Sorrowind Worthwhile... join it! http://sorrowind.net

Yes. Do end there.

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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BOB > MacOs 6.5.5 > Windows 2.0 > *

GYAHAHAHAHAHA!

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

It never ends.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

You can think Sun for that... Thats a Java error...

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

The last thing we need is a Linux-Windows flame war.

Then again, there are some good error messages in WindowsXP. It said that there was a problem with Windows 2000, yadda yadda etc etc.

It was amusing because they missed it.

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"Apples rule. If it weren't for a conspiracy on the part of fruit manufacturers we'd all have apples."

We use Java in the CECS class I'm in right now, and some of the errors we get when compiling are the most cryptic of any errors I've seen. And some just plain miss the mark. If I forget a semicolon somewhere by accident, then the compiler will point out an unrelated error 5 lines down.

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Our very existence is at stake

"Microsoft Word has performed an illegal operation (killed a paperclip) and will now be terminated."

<3 Windows RG

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Death to all who oppose me!

I forsee someone asking for the link.

http://www.antra.dk/winrg.swf

And I think I've gotten the keyboard one, or a similar one.

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[19:59] Happy "Liar liar" dud: This is arguably one of the lowest points in my life.
[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.

My experience with Java compile errors has been at least as good as it was in C/C++ and VB. Of course, I'm only in Java I and we're not doing anything complicated.

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http://www.mentatmm.com (Status = Down :/)

"Not enough memory to complete the"

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MadQuack has a signature.

"Unknown error b34 has occured."

Think about it.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!

I actually saw that message the other day... it read:

Keyboard not found.
Press any key when ready.

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"The quality of the levels you make is determined by the skill of the person not by the editor in which they use!"
-Michael Kyle

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Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

-R.D. Laing

I get this one a lot:
An error box appears that says NOTHING, with nothing in the title bar, and has an OK button.

What the hell is THAT?

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

Gremlins.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

And at the mention of the keyword "Java", I'll jump in and say "It's great!!!" - even if slightly off topic...

It really does just take time and a bit of practice to realise what the Java compiler is telling you, once you know what you're looking for (and heaven's sake - it even tells you what line the error's on ; alternatively, if it's a runtime error, you can easily use "printStackTrace()" to track the error back to the rogue line and deal with it that way ). Don't get me wrong though - all compiler messages are cryptic, if you aren't fully au-fait with the language you're using . However I do admit, that "Cannot resolve symbol" is just a touch on the "ambiguous" side for most people

Just my two pennies worth...

-Jackpot

PS: Flirbnic's comment made me smile and grimace about the one time that happened to me...

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"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX

"Life is mostly froth and bubble,
But two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble,
Courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

Error, does not compute. BOB is not an OS, it is an application that runs under the Windows 3.1 Operating system.

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...
Make Sorrowind Worthwhile... join it! http://sorrowind.net

Ubuu: It's must have been a long day for me to laugh at a *******ization of my own desktop...

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I check my e-mail.

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03