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Pirates attack Japanese tugboat, kidnap crew
2005-03-14, 2:23 PM #1
Here.

I know this is not a matter to be taken lightly, but...PIRATES!
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen
2005-03-14, 2:28 PM #2
Quote:
Choong reported earlier Monday that a gang of 35 pirates armed with machine guns and rocket launchers seized a fully-laden gas tanker in the strait at the weekend


:eek:

I'm trying to think of a good pirate song to quote, but all I can come up with is "Stop! Don't copy that floppy!"
2005-03-14, 2:32 PM #3
You have to admit, they have style, and sense. Oil tankers aren't really protected at all, and with rocket launchers, nice touch. Easy money, I'm not suprised it hasnt happened before. :(
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-03-14, 2:37 PM #4
Yar.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-03-14, 2:53 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by lassev
Yar.


I was just about to post that.

In this case, though, it's "Yar *FWOOSHBANG*"
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-03-14, 3:05 PM #6
Your sig fits well with that, Glyde

"Yar *FWOOSHBANG*"
"Then after a wet thud, there was silence"

It'd be pretty cool to see an oiltanker get hit by an explosive rocket... I wonder if it would go up in a huge explosion, or be really disappointing and fizzle into just fire on the water.

Anyway, <3 Pie rats.
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A. We just noticed the room was dark; we don't actually fix the problems.
MCMF forever.
2005-03-14, 3:07 PM #7
Oh, great.

*watches gas prices rise*

Pirates are cool though, so they're forgiven.
Stuff
2005-03-14, 3:32 PM #8
What a bunch of crazy pirates!!
2005-03-14, 3:38 PM #9
Wow, a tanker of methane. Yeesh!

Perhaps there should be a modern pirate movie.
2005-03-14, 5:16 PM #10
I hope the Japanese ninjas will jump in and kill those pirates.
2005-03-14, 7:07 PM #11
Real pirates use Ninjas as cannonballs.
2005-03-14, 7:10 PM #12
Pirating of ships has happened for years.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-03-14, 9:12 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Master Tonberry
Here.

I know this is not a matter to be taken lightly, but...PIRATES!


Pirates in that part of the Pacific are pretty common.
Pissed Off?
2005-03-14, 9:37 PM #14
We call them pirates out here.

....name THAT movie!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-03-15, 4:25 AM #15
Quote:
armed with machine guns and rocket launchers


Meh.

Old Pirates > New Pirates
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2005-03-15, 5:30 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Schming
We call them pirates out here.

....name THAT movie!

The Life Aquatic?
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-03-15, 7:23 AM #17
Oh come now, if I were a pirate king, certainly I'd arm my scurvy dogs with machine guns and rocket launchers, but I myself would have to hobble around on a wooden leg with a ridiculously big hat, an eyepatch, and a big, big cutlass... yearrr
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-03-15, 10:27 AM #18
sweet, we need more pirates, i hope this makes more kids want to be pirates.
2005-03-15, 10:44 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire
The Life Aquatic?


psh, cheater.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-03-15, 10:48 AM #20
I want to be a pirate.

YARR!!!
2005-03-15, 11:34 AM #21
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2005-03-15, 2:39 PM #22
I guess terrorists are cool when they use boats. :rolleyes:
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