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Israel rules D&D players less fit for military service
2005-03-14, 4:27 PM #1
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles//0,7340,L-3052074,00.html
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2005-03-14, 4:45 PM #2
B-but I have a +8 to charisma :(
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2005-03-14, 4:45 PM #3
Well, the hardcore ones that dress up like medieval warriors and play in forests for 2 days of "pure fantasy" deserve to be sent for professional help, in my opinion. Thats taking it too far, regular D&D kicks ***.
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2005-03-14, 4:48 PM #4
This is the same military that goes to video game arcades to recruit players because they figure they'd make good pilots. I sense a little hypocrisy.
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2005-03-14, 5:11 PM #5
if we had a military that wouldn't overwhelm Israel's in number, and had to enter into a militaristic conflict... They would kick our asses. So they must do something right...

edited for redundancy. :p
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2005-03-14, 5:13 PM #6
I never realized that the Israelis are also big Dungeon and Dragon fans.
2005-03-14, 6:42 PM #7
Yeah, those Israeli's are pretty 1337. They have to be too, with all those stupid Arab fanatics attacking them every few years.
2005-03-14, 6:54 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Yeah, those Israeli's are pretty 1337. They have to be too, with all those stupid Arab fanatics attacking them every few years.

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2005-03-14, 7:10 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Cloud
I never realized that the Israelis are also big Dungeon and Dragon fans.


Oh, we've been slowly invading cultures 'round the world. The crappy movie and its horrible sequel are only the beginning.
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2005-03-14, 7:37 PM #10
There's a sequel?
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2005-03-14, 7:38 PM #11
that's funny as hell, I PLAYED D&D WHILE I WAS AT BASIC. (we used pieces of paper in a hat for the dice) :D
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2005-03-14, 7:42 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Yeah, those Israeli's are pretty 1337. They have to be too, with all those stupid Arab fanatics attacking them every few years.


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2005-03-14, 8:12 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Krig_the_Viking
There's a sequel?

sure
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2005-03-14, 9:02 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Yeah, those Israeli's are pretty 1337. They have to be too, with all those stupid Arab fanatics attacking them every few years.


Years? (although things have gotten a whole lot better in the last few months)
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2005-03-14, 9:12 PM #15
*waits for the creation of LARPer colonies*
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2005-03-14, 9:30 PM #16
It would be awesome if the entire nation got wiped out and the only people alive were the people in the forest playing D&D and they came back and saw everything and were like "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS****! It's on like DONKEY KONG, BIATCH!" and then killed EVERYONE!
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2005-03-14, 10:12 PM #17
I think you have the premise for a movie with that right there. :p
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2005-03-15, 1:18 AM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Schming
It would be awesome if the entire nation got wiped out and the only people alive were the people in the forest playing D&D and they came back and saw everything and were like "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS****! It's on like DONKEY KONG, BIATCH!" and then killed EVERYONE!


I think this is what the Israeli military means by saying they are detached from the reality... :rolleyes:
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