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Seven weeks since I last saw her
2004-04-29, 11:32 AM #1
I have completely forgotten about checking my e-mail for almost 2 months now. All I have to say is [britishaccent] Oh my god [/britishaccent]. Oh the spam, the spam.

I could easily just click on Empty under bulk, but I have to go through all of that because there are e-mails I want that keep getting placed there and I don't know how to change it. Has anyone else gone away for awhile and had this happen to them?

[edit: possibly offensive(ha!) material in pic, blah blah blah]
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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited April 29, 2004).]
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-04-29, 11:36 AM #2
I'm never away for that long so it's never been that bad, but yahoo often puts newsletters & stuff friends send me from site that have the "email this page" option in the bulk folder.

it's been getting worse lately,

spam sucks.

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2004-04-29, 11:41 AM #3
I thought this was gonna be an angsty thread about a girl you want to ask out but you're afraid to be rejected.


Anyways...

Finding your inbox full of spam isn't half as bad as being gone for the whole summer and then coming back to realise no one bothered to e-mail you or even noticed you were gone. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-29, 11:45 AM #4
seems like you are kind of lonely flexor. Need some "company"? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-04-29, 11:57 AM #5
That depends, how much do you charge?

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-29, 12:03 PM #6
Peanuts. No, literally, just a bag of peanuts

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-04-29, 12:08 PM #7
Will salted peanuts do?

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-29, 12:10 PM #8
that, or some chocolate salty balls

(cookie to whoever knows where I got that)

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-04-29, 12:11 PM #9
Well then I have some salted peanuts right here. You've got yourself a job.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-29, 12:24 PM #10
yeah, a pretty small job. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-04-29, 12:25 PM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
that, or some chocolate salty balls

(cookie to whoever knows where I got that)

</font>


Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre!
Suck on my balls!

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[This message has been edited by MaD CoW (edited April 29, 2004).]
2004-04-29, 12:26 PM #12
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
yeah, a pretty small job. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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badam'che

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-29, 12:32 PM #13
Two tablespoons of cinammon,
And two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter,
Mmmmmelted.

Stick it all in a bowl, baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
You'll be in Heaven soon.

Say, everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need quick, pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls!
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate, salty balls!
They're fat full of vitamins, and good for you!
So suck on my balls!

Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate, and a half a cup of brandy.
And throw in a bag or two of sugar,
And just a pinch of vanilla!

Grease up the cookie sheet,
Cuz I hate when my balls stick!
Then preheat the oven to tree-fitty,
And give the spoon a lick!

Say, everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need quick, pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate, salty balls!
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate, salty balls!
They're fat full of vitamins, and good for you!
Suck on my balls!

Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell?
Smell like something burning.
Well, that don't bother me none, long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen,
Cuz I got a sneaking suspicion.
Oh, man, baby.
Baby, you just burned my balls!

Help me!
My balls are on fire!
They're burning!
My balls are burning!
Give me some water!
Pour some water on me,
My balls are burning!
Oh, my goodness!
Well, blow on 'em!
Blow on 'em!
Do something!

Ooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls!
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
They're on fire, baby!
Suck on my chocolate, salty balls!
Put 'em out, baby!
Blow on 'em!
Suck on my balls, baby!
Suck on my balls, baby!
Suck on my red-hot, salty, chocolate balls!
C'mon, baby!
Suck on my balls!

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2004-04-29, 12:35 PM #14
That almost sounds like AC/DC...

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2004-04-29, 12:43 PM #15
HAHAHAHA! *gives Mad Cow a cookies then showers Wolfy in cookies*

yeah, I've derailed my own thread!
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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited April 29, 2004).]
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-04-29, 1:48 PM #16
that's only about two days worth of spam for me, you're lucky.

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2004-04-29, 2:55 PM #17
I leave for a weekend, come back, and have 3000 spams. Then I deleted my brian@massassi.net account and the pain stopped.

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2004-04-29, 3:56 PM #18
I never get spam. Guess I'm lucky. However, my mother does get quite a few offers to increase the size of her penis.

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2004-04-29, 4:17 PM #19
this thread is awsome. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-29, 4:36 PM #20
Yeah, this thread was educational and then some.

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2004-04-29, 5:24 PM #21
everyone should know about chocolate salty balls

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-04-29, 5:35 PM #22
OMG! I've reached the gold mine! Here is the first part of the song:

http://southparkspot.com/southwavs/chballsong.wav

And these are about Chef's(the singer) other cookie franchise:

http://southparkspot.com/southwavs/chef11.wav
http://southparkspot.com/southwavs/chef16.wav
http://southparkspot.com/southwavs/chef13.wav
http://southparkspot.com/southwavs/chef12.wav

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-04-29, 7:19 PM #23
did it really say "About time you showed up, as*hole" or did you photoshop that? Either way, its funny, but I doubt that Yahoo would put something up like that. Maybe its an easter egg of some kind...

I rarely get spam, b/c for forms that demand an e-mail address, I give them a bogus hotmail account that I check once every two months or so.



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2004-04-29, 9:04 PM #24
Yeah, that's about 2 days worth for me.. And I'm lucky if 18 of them are real [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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