Ive been puking since 6 am. With my car in the shop, I cant go to a doctor or be put on an IV. And no one in my house will take me.

Pick up the phone.
Press the 9.
Press the 1.
Press the 1 again.
Talk to the nice lady.
They will send you a big white cab.

Does your right side hurt? The only time I've ever puked that long was when I had appendicitis.

Stay hydrated.

Definitely stay hydrated, but slowly. Don't start chugging water or it'll come right back up.

Drink water, or maybe juice. Soda is a no, because it dehydrates you faster, and dairy products are hell on your stomach when you're sick. If it's been going on for more than a couple hours, either call someone to drive you to the hospital, or call 911.

And don't die. because that would suck.

Drink Gatorade if you're dehrydrated. It absorbs faster than just plain water. If you keep throwing up though, you should definately go to the hospital, even if you have to call 911.



Hm, I never threw up when I had appendicitis. It just hurt a lot.

I agree. There would be no honor in dying like that.

And then he could not get into Sto Vo Kor!

It'd also mean that I wasn't the cause


Yeah you should really get to the hospital. 911 is a surefire way, of course. You're probably nervous about it, but I've done it a few times just to get to the hospital with nobody home. I've also used it to get rid of some hoolagins who were throwing rocks at my mom's car and my windows. *sigh*

What Thrawn didn't mention is that he was out drinking until 4am this morning.

*walks away from thread...*

Drink water and glare at the people in your house because they obviously care more about their insurance premiums than your health.

If they don't take you, just walk out to where they are and collapse to the ground. If they still don't do anything, punch them in the face hard enough so they will have to go to the hospital.

Ok, first make some fake blood, then load as much as you can in your mouth. walk feebly to where ever your jerk family is and collapse like Sol said. Spit the blood from your mouth and roll your eyes back into your head. They'll take you to the hospital then.

meh Im getting better. Taking sips of water, and gonna get some gatorade. If I can't eat food by tomorrow then I will check myself into the hospital by any means.

Unless you're seriously sick or seriously injured don't go to the emergency room.

It really sucks to wait when you're seriously sick.

I've gone in there with a 104 degree fever and rising, and have had to wait.

By the time they got me onto the bed I was at 106.

If they had waited any longer, I probably would have died.

And over something as lame as bronchitos. LAME.

Dang, Rob.

Take their advice, if you haven't already, Thrawn.

Well I feel way better today. A little dizzy (probably lack of food) and the inside of my mouth was hurting when I woke up. My stomach isn't trying to eat itself anymore, so I'll find something to eat in a bit. I just drank some grape juice.

Dry bread is good on a dodgy stomach for me

or peanut butter...that is unless you're allergic to peanuts. then that would suck.

I lost over 5 pounds in the past 36 hours. I guess throwing up and not eating really does work.

A nice big fat greasy burger is what you need, followed by 10 shots of apsinthion. If your still fine after that 400kg of fried onions.



Seriously though. Just eat normally but try to avoid fatty or greasy food.

A helpful trick is to pay attention to your stomach. Think about eating something and see how your stomach reacts. If it starts feeling sick at the thought, chances are it'll probably make you sick if you eat it.

Alternatively, stick with things that are mostly bland or dry. Bread, crackers, things like that. But stay away from dairy products for another day or two. And EAT SLOWLY. You might be starving, but if you start chowing down everything in sight, you'll probably just puke it up again. Take a few bites, wait a few minutes for it to settle, see how you're feeling, and then take a few more bites. If you don't have problems after an hour or so, start eating progressively more, but the last thing you want to do is dump a crapload of food on an already upset stomach.


Take it slow, eat smart, and you should be fine.

You know, with strategic placement of your puke, I bet your family would take you pretty quickly.

Does he want to be the size of that girl the charlie and the chocolate factory?

The first half of the message was a way to continue been sick, I dont know about you but if I was to eat that many onions I would definatley be sick :p

Well if I eat that many onions then my heart sure would be clean.

And we could roll you around bowling with thrawn - a strike every time