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I hope you all rot in hell.

2004-04-26, 3:13 PM #1

SATAN INCARNATE

Posts:

Look if you must

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"Blind Cave Frogs - They evolved blindness as a protective mechanism to ensure continuation of their species, as cave frogs are made violently ill by the sight of other cave frogs. The males are red and the females are green, but, of course, blind cave frogs do not know this."
-Instruction manual for Captain Comic

[This message has been edited by Vincent Valentine (edited April 27, 2004).]

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2004-04-26, 3:14 PM #2

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

OMG

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)

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2004-04-26, 3:15 PM #3

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

.../me vomits

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-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337 Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

2004-04-26, 3:16 PM #4

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

[http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GdPEPmPLCwYJ:econscience.org/scott/cramerweb/c164/img/sailingCramer/wtf.jpg]

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Our very existence is at stake

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2004-04-26, 3:16 PM #5

Master Jack

JO > JA

Posts: 173

Dude.......WTF?

Sounds like somone woke up with a stick in his *** this morning.....

2004-04-26, 3:17 PM #6

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

Posts: 1,674

So that's where I left my bottle of water...

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

2004-04-26, 3:17 PM #7

Master Jack

JO > JA

Posts: 173

it's vodka

2004-04-26, 3:18 PM #8

Jin

Wanted the controller SO BAD

Posts: 1,674

Damn.

*note to self: read labels in future

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

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2004-04-26, 3:22 PM #9

Noble Outlaw

Well-mannered criminal.

Posts: 2,296

DAMN YOU CABLE!! DAMN YOU FOR LOADING IMAGES FAST!!!

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
Scions of Light[/i]
The Never Ending Story Squared[/i]

A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
The Never Ending Story²
"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2004-04-26, 3:24 PM #10

R_ivi_N

Loves The Rooster

Posts: 425

You rock S51... you rock <3

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"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."

"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."

2004-04-26, 3:24 PM #11

Master Jack

JO > JA

Posts: 173

No jin... its a GOOD thing you didn't see what it was....-_-

2004-04-26, 3:27 PM #12

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

That's awesome.

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All the prism in the world couldn't make hue.

2004-04-26, 3:29 PM #13

JudgeDredd

Believed in Green Men

Posts: 1,370

[http://home.austin.rr.com/jdredd/wtf.jpg]

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The Matrix is not Linux compatible.

<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee

2004-04-26, 3:29 PM #14

MadQuack

Just watch out for molting season.

Posts: 649

Awesome.

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I have a signature.

I have a signature.

2004-04-26, 3:29 PM #15

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

does that guy have any teeth?

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Truth is in the eye of the beholder.
Forum Rules

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2004-04-26, 3:35 PM #16

JASRCC_Uber0010

Habitual Wrong Forum Poster

Posts: 638

Russian water.

GOOGLE FIND THESE SITES PLEASE KTHXBYE
http://www.stevebcartoons.com
http://www.kingcola.com

2004-04-26, 3:37 PM #17

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Thank you so much for that insightful visual. I was doing fine, but after seeing that, I'm going to hell. I hope your happy.

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2004-04-26, 3:39 PM #18

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Keep em coming, guys!

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All the prism in the world couldn't make hue.

2004-04-26, 4:16 PM #19

Prince Xizor

Xinior Member

Posts: 1,420

Oh lord. *dies*

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Weird Shi** Happens.
Light And Darkness

I was just petting the bunny, and it went into the soup can, and part of my hand went with it. - Red vs Blue

2004-04-26, 4:21 PM #20

Kieran Horn

Got One Anyway

Posts: 3,620

........I'm not sure if I should be jealous or suddenly horny....

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?

Democracy: rule by the stupid

2004-04-26, 4:28 PM #21

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Wow... your gonna get it for this one...

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

2004-04-26, 4:36 PM #22

Mr. Alias

Registered User

Posts: 451

That image makes me feel insecure.

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"I'm praying for mayhem, I'm praying for tidal waves, I wanna see the ground give way, I wanna watch it all go down..."

2004-04-26, 4:38 PM #23

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

I'm hotter.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

2004-04-26, 4:39 PM #24

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

Posts: 4,862

Die.

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http://www.sporkaudio.com

gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT

2004-04-26, 4:39 PM #25

Omicron88

Disappointed

Posts: 1,315

I had an impure thought [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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Death awaits you with a pancake on its head.

2004-04-26, 4:41 PM #26

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

that guy needs some [http://www.emory.edu/EMORY_MAGAZINE/fall96/legal.gif]

get it. hes not wearing pants. and that cant be legal for the forums...
oh whatever.

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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2004-04-26, 5:10 PM #27

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I'm never drinking Vodka again.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Pissed Off?

2004-04-26, 5:13 PM #28

darthslaw

Darth Slaw

Posts: 3,490

I'm scarred for life.
-_\-

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Bond, Power, CA, The Force, Saber, IC, Epic, Oily Mexican Food, BG, /\ |> /\ /\/\, Sentences.
Now you know where I've been.

May the mass times acceleration be with you.

2004-04-26, 5:14 PM #29

dry gear the frog

Membre Aîné

Posts: 1,533

So that's where Kurt Cobain has been all these years...

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All you need is love.

It's not the side effects of cocaine, so then I'm thinking that it must be love

2004-04-26, 11:18 PM #30

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

Cobain's plastic surgeon is amazing...

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

omnia mea mecum porto

2004-04-27, 12:24 AM #31

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Ban?

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-- Garrison Keeler

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2004-04-27, 2:34 AM #32

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

Considering the admins said keep em coming I somehow doubt it.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

2004-04-27, 4:09 AM #33

Roger Spruce

no title at all

Posts: 3,262

I'm sexier.

Look if you must

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Baby Mama's Drama

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TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE

2004-04-27, 4:31 AM #34

RingMaster481

Leet Dancert

Posts: 1,331

Great, now I can't read Massassi at school for fear of this kind of thing. Thanks a lot.

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Bliss is ignorance.

2004-04-27, 8:05 AM #35

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

I'M BLIND!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.

[This message has been edited by Vincent Valentine (edited April 27, 2004).]

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2004-04-27, 8:22 AM #36

GBK

Posts: 10,562

This thread has a very dim future...

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-04-27, 11:12 AM #37

Insipid

he's lovin' it

Posts: 783

Agreed GBK, Zuljin needs to turn up the gamma in his pic. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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The weapons with which the bourgeoisie felled feudalism to the ground are now turned against the bourgeoisie itself.

2004-04-27, 11:23 AM #38

GBK

Posts: 10,562

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

*pukes*

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2004-04-27, 11:45 AM #39

MechWarrior

Should be.

Posts: 3,197

AW MY EYES I CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF HIS WANG IN MY MIND!

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

2004-04-27, 11:51 AM #40

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Stupid sexy Zully! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Pissed Off?