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The adventures of Flexor
2004-04-29, 10:49 AM #1
So I'm going to a renovation & home hardware shop to apply for a job. Apprently they badly needed someone who can work at night (like me!) so they gave me an interview right away. Everything went smoothly. I scored a 20/20 on the math test, the girl was impressed and everything. In the end, she shakes my hand and says I'll know if I got the job within ten days. She says to go downstairs and go through the RIGHT door to leave...

So I start walking down the stairs and I'm thinking to myself 'YOU A BAD BOY, YES YOU A BAD BOY, GRRRR!' (ok not really, but you get the idea).. And then I instinctively go through the LEFT door, which happened to be the EMERGENCY EXIT, AND THEN A VERY LOUD ALARM GOES OFF THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE STORE. So I'm like "HOLY F***ING KAK!".. I had two choices; either wait for security and apologize for the mistake, or make a run for it, hoping I don't get cought and thus never making a bad impression on the manager. After a few microseconds of thinking, I decide to make my escape by walking as fast as one could walk without it being concidered running. (don't want to look TOO suspicious!) and I hid behind crates and vans and successfully escaped without being cought by security!

w00t.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

[This message has been edited by Flexor (edited April 29, 2004).]
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2004-04-29, 10:54 AM #2
You're bad! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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[This message has been edited by Mystic0 (edited April 29, 2004).]
2004-04-29, 10:57 AM #3
Let's hope there wasn't a camera around the ENTRANCE AND EXITS, as there commonly are in large stores, and that the manager isn't particularly nosy.
2004-04-29, 11:01 AM #4
There probably IS a camera, and the security guards most likely saw me, but when they fail to catch me and realise I had nothing big and pricey on me, they're not gonna call the cops or investigate, they'll just drop it. Then, by the time I go back there in a week or so, even if by coincidence it's the same guard on shift, he won't reconize the back of my head from three little seconds a week earlier.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-29, 11:01 AM #5
I guess you'll find out what happens in ten days... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-29, 11:24 AM #6
You instinctively go left?

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2004-04-29, 11:26 AM #7
Kinda..

Hey, I'm a leftie after all! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-29, 11:28 AM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Kinda..

Hey, I'm a leftie after all! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


Leftists of the world unite!

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2004-04-29, 11:38 AM #9
I would have taken off my shirt and run for it.
2004-04-29, 12:03 PM #10
Smoth, Flex. Smooth [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-29, 12:14 PM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GHORG:
I would have taken off my shirt and run for it.</font>


I would have taken off more than my shirt... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-29, 12:16 PM #12
I'm left handed, but I don't go through doors on the left automatically. I always look and see which door is the most used, and use the other one (primarily at movie theaters or places I want to avoid crowds).
2004-04-29, 12:38 PM #13
You're thinking way too much. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

My handedness has nothing to do with how to open doors. I prefer to open them with my feet if at all possible.

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2004-04-29, 12:49 PM #14
I r teh random intarbiew gurl from hardwarez shoppe. Know i no it was teh u it si gaem ovar. No jobbe 4 yew.
2004-04-29, 1:06 PM #15
I think the REAL question here is, did you actually say "kak"? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-29, 1:13 PM #16
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

OMG flex!!!

hahahahahahahahhaha
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2004-04-29, 1:34 PM #17
You should have grabbed a crowbar and made a fight. Then maybe the manager might be impressed with you crowbar-based self-defence of the store. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-04-29, 1:44 PM #18
Next week on the adventures of Flexor......

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2004-04-29, 1:58 PM #19
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BurrBoy:
I think the REAL question here is, did you actually say "kak"? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

</font>


In my head I did! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-29, 2:00 PM #20
I'm afraid that unless the manager was a complete airhead, they already guessed what happened, and your not staying behind to apologize made a worse impression. Just a guess, though. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-29, 2:08 PM #21
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
In my head I did! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>


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2004-04-29, 4:47 PM #22
They probably figured out it was you... But anyways, great story [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-29, 5:48 PM #23
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
I'm afraid that unless the manager was a complete airhead, they already guessed what happened, and your not staying behind to apologize made a worse impression. Just a guess, though. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

</font>


Ya honestly she probably guessed right away "Oh it must have been that guy I just interviewed. what an idiot to go through the wrong door, then not even stick around to apologize!" *tears up application*


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2004-04-29, 7:31 PM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Raoul Duke:
Ya honestly she probably guessed right away "Oh it must have been that guy I just interviewed. what an idiot to go through the wrong door, then not even stick around to apologize!" *tears up application*


</font>


0_o


*smacks flex*

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Run Away!!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-04-30, 1:57 AM #25
Fun stuff Flexor. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-30, 2:34 AM #26
shneaky!

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2004-04-30, 4:11 AM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by clan ruthervain:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

OMG flex!!!

hahahahahahahahhaha
</font>


Seems like you have become the next Solid Snake.

[This message has been edited by HCF_Duke (edited April 30, 2004).]
No sig.
2004-04-30, 4:18 AM #28
Does anyone else see the obvious innuendo in that name?

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-30, 5:26 AM #29
A snake that's had a really large dinner? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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2004-04-30, 6:26 AM #30
See... now if you'd taken electronics, you might've been able to disable the alarm quickly. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

...or not.

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2004-04-30, 6:33 AM #31
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
See... now if you'd taken electronics, you might've been able to disable the alarm quickly. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

...or not.

</font>


I put all my skill points in lockpicking!

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-04-30, 8:10 AM #32
If it was me, I would have dropped the adult book and hid under the shelves.

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2004-04-30, 8:13 AM #33
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:
If it was me, I would have dropped the adult book and hid under the shelves.

</font>


...until security went back into normal mode. Then stealthy leave the place using the radar.
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2004-04-30, 9:12 AM #34
Who needs shelves? He was in a hardware shop, there must've been plenty of cardboard boxes around to hide under.

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2004-04-30, 9:33 AM #35
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Spork:
Who needs shelves? He was in a hardware shop, there must've been plenty of cardboard boxes around to hide under.

</font>


Or in...

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-04-30, 9:38 AM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Or in...

</font>


not good, b/c of the possibility that the box may be sent to a box crusher with you still in it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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2004-04-30, 9:41 AM #37
...

I think he'd notice if he was being moved.

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-04-30, 9:50 AM #38
Bah! Metal Gear Solid has taught you people nothing! If he was under a box that was moved he would simply end up at another part of the installation, as specified by the address clearly printed on the side of the box.

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2004-04-30, 9:52 AM #39
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
...

I think he'd notice if he was being moved.

</font>



I guess i could give him a little credit by assuming that he would, but...... nah. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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[This message has been edited by Pagewizard_YKS (edited April 30, 2004).]
2004-04-30, 10:03 AM #40
Maybe you're right. He did go through a door he was just told not to go through.

[http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code® (NEC®) Online - Legal requirements for wiring projects.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
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