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Wow #2!
2005-03-22, 9:16 PM #1
This is a complete rip-off of Sarn_Cadrill's thread titled wow.... but seeing as I'm in the same situation, I figured it would be ok.

Last night, I had my first kiss, and all I have to say is DANG! We'd gone out to see a movie with some friends, and then just held each other near our cars until she had to go. I bought her a rose today and put it on her car with a thank you note for last night and for everything.

Anywho, um, share your first kiss stories.
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2005-03-22, 9:19 PM #2
First kisses are awesome. Mine's a pretty boring story; I'll tell it tomorrow if anyone is actually interested.
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2005-03-22, 9:22 PM #3
haha i remain unkissed. mwahahaa. 21 years, 2 months, and 2 days old too. :D so yeah.
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2005-03-22, 9:23 PM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by The_Lost_One
haha i remain unkissed. mwahahaa. 21 years, 2 months, and 2 days old too. :D so yeah.


I was 22 years, 5 months, and 17 days old before I got mine, so maybe there is hope. :)
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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
2005-03-22, 9:23 PM #5
I hope to be unkissed until I'm married.
2005-03-22, 9:24 PM #6
I hope to be unfather-ed until I'm married.
2005-03-22, 9:24 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by Axis
I hope to be unkissed until I'm married.


I actually was planning on doing the same, but well......
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Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
2005-03-22, 9:25 PM #8
My first kiss was terrible. Actually...it wasn't until I was half-way into my relationship with my one ex that I had a kiss worth mentioning. Hm...don't think I've ever had a kiss that made me step back and be all like "wow." That's kind of sad really...:(
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2005-03-22, 9:25 PM #9
hmm maybe! XD

@axis: that's prolly what will happen to me. :D
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2005-03-22, 9:26 PM #10
My first kiss was pretty ordinary. We were dared into doing it at a kiddie slumber party back in my young days. What a way to spoil it.
2005-03-22, 9:27 PM #11
yeah that's what I thought, Axis.
Well, not exactly. I was just thinking that I wouldn't mind. But then I met the right girl and decided it was ok.

Anyway, my advice now, Brian (as someone who just went through this about a month ago) is to be careful about how far it goes. I don't know how far you're looking to go, but you'll be surprised how fast it will progress after the first kiss. It's like the relationship will hold at a certain point, and then bam *kiss* and then the next thing you know, you're taking off each other's clothes.
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2005-03-22, 9:41 PM #12
My first kiss wasn't really anything special. Jsut making out really. Nothing else behind it. I much prefer a good kiss from a girl I'm really involved with.
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2005-03-22, 10:28 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
yeah that's what I thought, Axis.
Well, not exactly. I was just thinking that I wouldn't mind. But then I met the right girl and decided it was ok.

Anyway, my advice now, Brian (as someone who just went through this about a month ago) is to be careful about how far it goes. I don't know how far you're looking to go, but you'll be surprised how fast it will progress after the first kiss. It's like the relationship will hold at a certain point, and then bam *kiss* and then the next thing you know, you're taking off each other's clothes.


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2005-03-22, 10:32 PM #14
My first kiss was at the end of 9th grade, in the high school parking lot. It was the end of the day, and she was about to leave to ride her bike home. I would have been about 14 or so at the time.
2005-03-22, 10:56 PM #15
My first kiss was the very first night I met my gf that I met off the internet, we ended up sitting on her couch in the basement for 3 hours straight just making out hardcore. Fun night.

Oh yeah, been with the same girl for 5 years almost now. And I now live right down the road from her.
2005-03-23, 6:17 AM #16
Does it count if the kiss wasnt mutual? :o
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2005-03-23, 7:15 AM #17
My first kiss was in a game of truth or dare, where i got dared to make out with 2 girls at the same time.
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2005-03-23, 7:15 AM #18
i kissed a girl on the lips when I was 7 years old, a girl called Varrie, when I lived in scottland. But its only a distant memory.

After that, i didnt kiss another girl in a romantic way until I was 20.
Now I'm 21, and spend at least 8 hours a week with my tongue down a girls throat. :cool:

but yes, 1st kisses are usually quite good.
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2005-03-23, 7:23 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Shadow89
My first kiss was in a game of truth or dare, where i got dared to make out with 2 girls at the same time.


What a way to start, Page. :p
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2005-03-23, 7:34 AM #20
I was six when I pushed this girl I really liked against the wall out of the blue and kissed her on the lips. I think I was trying to be like Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones. I was so in love with her, I spent hours chalking her name on the playground. (she did as well, but she misspelled my name :mad: )
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enshu
2005-03-23, 8:23 AM #21
I was 11, one evening under a blossoming apple tree in a school-yard of a quiet small village in southern France near Toulouse. Class trip to visit pen-pals. We went away from the crowd, sat together under the tree, asked her if she liked me, held hands, she said yes, we looked into each others' eyes, and it just seemed like the thing to do to crown the moment. Fun.
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2005-03-23, 9:04 AM #22
I remember being kissed on the lips by this hot 6 year old when I was around 4. I can't remember what it felt like, and am guessing that it wasn't very impressive. When I was around 7 or 8, this older girl, who I believe was around 13, took me into my room, sat on top of me, held me down and proceded to french kiss me until I could barely breath. I don't much remember what that felt like either. Anyways, to keep a long story short, my first romantic kiss came when I was around 15, and as Sarn stated above, sometimes a kiss can go a bit far, so ya better watch it, friends.
2005-03-23, 10:06 AM #23
Zully thinks he's better than you all.

And he probably is.
2005-03-23, 10:30 AM #24
I had two things to say, and Shintock has said them both for me! Very convenient really :D
2005-03-23, 10:38 AM #25
I haven't gotten any yet. :( But I'm still young, so it's okay. :)
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2005-03-23, 10:44 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Martyn
I had two things to say, and Shintock has said them both for me! Very convenient really :D

Oh wait, you're not the one I kissed are you?

I have to quit drinking.
2005-03-23, 10:47 AM #27
Some stupid drunken tart on some dancefloor of some crappy nightclub.

Rubbish.
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2005-03-23, 10:48 AM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Oh wait, you're not the one I kissed are you?

I have to quit drinking.


In this case I'd start drinking heavily
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enshu
2005-03-23, 11:52 AM #29
Holy cow, wait until married to KISS!? If I did that, I'd be so pissed if she ended up having bad breath!
2005-03-23, 11:54 AM #30
Kiss?

uhh... sure.

*smooch* bye

... that fast.
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2005-03-23, 11:58 AM #31
Or what if you finally kissed her, she opened up her mouth and another mouth comes out of that one, like in Alien? Maybe she could shoot bees at you with it? Better be safe than sorry I say, and do precautionary pre-marriage makeouts like the Titanic is going down.
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enshu
2005-03-23, 5:49 PM #32
after watching 50 First Dates last night... this seems kind of funny that it came up

mine was a truth or dare first kiss, and as a don't really count those as kisses.. the second one was much better
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2005-03-23, 5:51 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
Does it count if the kiss wasnt mutual? :o


Kiss rape?
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2005-03-23, 5:59 PM #34
Her place, before going to hang out with some friends, my first girlfriend, I was 16 (Almost 2 years ago)...

I wish it would have been with someone I wouldn't end up hating...
2005-03-23, 6:00 PM #35
cardboard cutouts can't say no
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2005-03-23, 6:07 PM #36
That was the excuse I used this one time I fondled a statue....

Errrrr.... never mind.
Stuff
2005-03-23, 6:17 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Brian
Holy cow, wait until married to KISS!? If I did that, I'd be so pissed if she ended up having bad breath!

Hopefully that won't be the only reason you'll marry her. ;)
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2005-03-23, 6:34 PM #38
Haven't gotten mine yet.
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2005-03-23, 6:34 PM #39
Wow, 22 years? Thats a long time my friend, a lonely long time.

For me it was 7th grade( real kiss mind you, not playground love). Always thought that was more late than early.
2005-03-23, 6:39 PM #40
only thing my first kiss got me is a dry cleaning bill for my underwear.

:-o
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