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Holy Spam e-mail batman
2004-04-28, 12:38 AM #1
Today I checked my e-mail to find some spam..but this is no ORDINARY SPAM!!

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"an4l sex0rz and 0r4l lov3rs that want w4ng"

Seriously...WTF!!??!? Now spam comes in 1337 too?! 1337 pr0n?! What is the world coming to!

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Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!

[This message has been edited by SAJN_Master (edited April 28, 2004).]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-28, 12:40 AM #2
It helps it get past spam filters. Basically its the same reason that elite speak was invented in the first place, which was to hide filenames from the FBI's automated search tools.

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2004-04-28, 12:44 AM #3
/waits for G-mail

Most of my spam as of late is either 1337 or spelled wrong. Like "Sekksy bittchz sux c0c"

I don't even go to these kind of sites!!! How do I even get this spam? My inbox gets no spam, but my Bulk Mail overflows with the stuff. It's really weird and just plain wrong.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-04-28, 2:00 AM #4
how do i get: buy ink cartidges cheaper spam then? eh? eh? spiderbots, thats how

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2004-04-28, 4:58 AM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
/waits for G-mail

Most of my spam as of late is either 1337 or spelled wrong. Like "Sekksy bittchz sux c0c"

I don't even go to these kind of sites!!! How do I even get this spam? My inbox gets no spam, but my Bulk Mail overflows with the stuff. It's really weird and just plain wrong.

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Sign up for one thing that puts you on a list... you'll get it... some sites scan forums like these for email addresses as well.

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2004-04-28, 5:02 AM #6
if you have to post your e-mail address, make a jpg image that has your address and post that using the img tag.

The reason is because the spider tools that spammers use can read plain text but still can't do OCR (and read text in pictures, but humans can)



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2004-04-28, 5:21 AM #7
Yeah, but then you cant be lazy and copy and paste it. :/

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[This message has been edited by DSettahr (edited April 28, 2004).]
2004-04-28, 5:31 AM #8
I'm never gotten a spam message written fully in 1337, but I often get ones that have an "o" replaced with a "0" in the subject line.

"best p0rn on the net!"

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2004-04-28, 5:53 AM #9
curse them all......

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2004-04-28, 9:27 AM #10
I've been getting more of those in my inbox lately. Most of them are for cheap perscription drugs

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2004-04-28, 12:04 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
I've been getting more of those in my inbox lately. Most of them are for cheap perscription drugs

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Ja. Same here.

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2004-04-28, 12:14 PM #12
I got a forward just today, and apparently Bill Gates was sending everybody $245 per person that they forward the e-mail to. I was surprised, because I haven't received one of those in years. I assumed everyody had finally realized that: a)You can't track forwards, and b) Bill Gates does not have an infinite amount of money to give away to random people on the internet.

The funniest thing is, it was written in ALL CAPS, and the letters were pink.

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2004-04-30, 12:14 PM #13
I get offers for penis enlargement all the time.

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2004-04-30, 12:38 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gandalv the Gray:
I get offers for penis enlargement all the time.

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Also I get annoying spam where the subject is "Hello, [My Name] I want you to be my buiness partner"

And about a month ago I kept getting spam asking me if I wanted to clear my det. Im not evan in det.

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2004-04-30, 1:19 PM #15
if you ever are in debt, dont bet double or nothing that you can spell it correctly [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

*sigh* i feel like a spelling nazi now. it was just a little joke!! /everything

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2004-04-30, 3:04 PM #16
Let's be constructive...post your spam filter choices!

SpamPal.

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2004-04-30, 3:05 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Seriously...WTF!!??!? Now spam comes in 1337 too?! 1337 pr0n?! What is the world coming to!</font>


Pfft. It's been doing that for a while.

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