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Nazi action figures...

2005-03-23, 8:01 PM #1

UltimatePotato

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http://www.pzg.biz/figures.htm

I'd buy one, it it didn't represent fascism and hate. I like how the Nazi uniforms looked. But...yeah. They also sell Nazi flags with the swatstika on them. Odd.

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2005-03-23, 8:07 PM #2

NoESC

CAPTAIN RAINBOWS. lol

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Do I even want to know how you found this?

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2005-03-23, 8:07 PM #3

Ruthven

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http://www.pzg.biz/figure_heydrich.gif[/img]

HEIL!!

hehehe, cool

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2005-03-23, 8:14 PM #4

Mort-Hog

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oh man! just what I always wanted!

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2005-03-23, 8:15 PM #5

kyle90

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Start your child training for the Hitler Youth early! Buy the new Nazi action figures!

Stuff

2005-03-23, 8:20 PM #6

genk

doot!

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do they come with a Prince William doll?

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2005-03-23, 8:29 PM #7

sugarless

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*plays rimshot*

How fitting; I just watched Swing Kids, which takes place in Nazi Germany. awesome movie by the way.

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2005-03-23, 8:35 PM #8

alpha1

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ooh, somthing to use to see if you can realy melt an action figure with a magnifying glass.

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2005-03-23, 8:40 PM #9

Mort-Hog

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Quote:

Originally posted by Genki
do they come with a Prince William doll?

hahaha.

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2005-03-23, 8:52 PM #10

Ruthven

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my monarchy shall SMITE thee!! :mad:

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2005-03-23, 9:35 PM #11

Darkjedibob

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Well, you can actually buy replica Nazi daggers (including Hitler's Youth), so that could go with your Nazi collection, too.

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2005-03-23, 9:38 PM #12

IRG SithLord

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Quote:

Originally posted by Genki
do they come with a Prince William doll?

Don't you mean Prince Harry? William was dressed up as tarzan at that party or something.

2005-03-23, 9:51 PM #13

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Originally posted by NoESC
Do I even want to know how you found this?

Yeah, what were you doing at "Your Third Reich HQ?"

2005-03-23, 10:35 PM #14

Sarn_Cadrill

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swing kids is a good movie, very sad though.

It seems a little bit tasteless to have NAZI action figures.

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2005-03-23, 10:37 PM #15

Insipid

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<3 Genki.

I'd get one just so that I could have my Captain Jean-Luc Picard action figure beat the living snot out it. Am I nearly 20? Yes. Would I still do this? Yes.

2005-03-23, 10:41 PM #16

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Quote:

Originally posted by Keanu Reeves
<3 Genki.

I'd get one just so that I could have my Captain Jean-Luc Picard action figure beat the living snot out it. Am I nearly 20? Yes. Would I still do this? Yes.

Me too, except I don't have a Captain Jean-Luc Picard action figure!

2005-03-24, 4:58 AM #17

Daeron the Nerfherder

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I remember reading on boingboing.net about this guy who customizes figures like those and makes menacing looking diorama photographs, supposedly inspired by a photoalbum he saw belonging to an old Eastern front SS soldier who had escaped to South America.

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2005-03-24, 7:40 AM #18

Baconfish

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Diorama?

nope.

2005-03-24, 8:10 AM #19

Daeron the Nerfherder

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Main Entry: di·ora·ma
Pronunciation: "dI-&-'ra-m&, -'rä-
Function: noun
Etymology: French, from dia- + -orama (as in panorama, from E)
[...]
2 a : a scenic representation in which sculptured figures and lifelike details are displayed usually in miniature so as to blend indistinguishably with a realistic painted background.
[url]www.m-w.com[/url]

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2005-03-24, 8:12 AM #20

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2005-03-24, 9:16 AM #21

Thrawn[numbarz]

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Hah! Take that, Nazis!

2005-03-24, 5:18 PM #22

Cloud

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You what would go great with that Hilter doll? A Nazi Barbi....

2005-03-24, 6:57 PM #23

Jedigreedo

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Barbie's obviously a nazi spy.

Anyhoo this reminds me I still need to find the Hellboy Kroenen figure dressed in his Nazi uniform. That was a sweet looking figure.

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2005-03-24, 7:04 PM #24

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

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I always thought the taboo on all things nzi was asinine. It happened, I don't understand why it's so hard to find models of nazi planes with swastikas on them. Just because it was horrible doesn't mean we should just forget about it.

It's illegal to posess that Hitler doll in Germany, among other things.

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2005-03-24, 7:07 PM #25

ECHOMAN

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Quote:

Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire
It's illegal to posess that Hitler doll in Germany, among other things.

Really? Isn't that against freedom of speech (or something?)

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2005-03-24, 7:09 PM #26

DSettahr

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Quote:

Originally posted by Echoman
Really? Isn't that against freedom of speech (or something?)

Its illegal to display a lot of stuff pertaining to the Nazi party in Germany. They dont have the same rights over there that we have in the US.

In fact, WW2 games, like Call of Duty and RtCW have to be modified for release in Germany to take out all of the Swastikas.

2005-03-24, 8:46 PM #27

GeneralRamos

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They're still a tad sensitive about it all I suppose.

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2005-03-24, 8:53 PM #28

genk

doot!

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Quote:

Originally posted by IRG SithLord
Don't you mean Prince Harry? William was dressed up as tarzan at that party or something.

sorry, i just remembed it was one of them, slipped my mind on who

being as i don't pay much attention to the royal famly anyways being american and all

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2005-03-24, 10:11 PM #29

Nightwind

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That was an... interesting site.

However, I do have a LOT of respect for Rommel, though. Personally, I think he was one of the greatest generals of all time.

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2005-03-24, 10:33 PM #30

DSettahr

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The Germans had a lot of intelligent people working for them. The American Stealth Bomber was based on a German design that they never managed to begin production on before the end of the war. Had Germany won the war, manned missions into space and to the moon probably would have taken place a lot sooner.

Indeed, it is important to make a distinction between the Germany Military and the Nazis. Most members of the German Infantry did not agree with the Nazi ideals, and had no idea about the concentration camps. It was the SS that contained the really nasty people, for the most part. In the book Band of Brothers, it's stated that out of all the nationalities Easy Company encountered during WW2, they liked the Germans the best, by far.

2005-03-25, 5:45 AM #31

Baconfish

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Buy Our Nazi Action Figures Now!

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nope.

2005-03-25, 8:28 AM #32

Schming

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There's some website where a gay guy in New York has a collection of these and it talks about them. Not sure if it's for real or not but it's funny. I'll try to drag it up...

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