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Finger + Wendys chili = wtf
2005-03-25, 5:20 PM #1
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/24/chili.finger.reut/index.html

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2005-03-25, 5:28 PM #2
Quote:
"This individual apparently did take a spoonful, did have a finger in their mouth and then, you know, spit it out and recognized it,"


He could just have said "the individual spat the finger out"

And recorgnized it? "Oh, my finger, I wonder where that went"

I'm sure the case has had a point in the right direction by now anyway :p - it's weird alright.
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2005-03-25, 5:31 PM #3
Finger Chili > Chicken Head Nugget > Extra Crispy Rat

My dad just said it gives a new meaning to finger food. PUNNED!
Think while it's still legal.
2005-03-25, 5:32 PM #4
I remember the guy who found a chicken's head in some chicken nuggets in McDonalds.

... yes.
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2005-03-25, 5:49 PM #5
I am never, ever... getting fast food again. :x
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2005-03-25, 6:02 PM #6
Hmm, the artice doesnt say....how'd it taste? :p

[edit: Was it "Finger-eating good!"? ;)]
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2005-03-25, 6:11 PM #7
Bah, they probably cut off their own finger just to get a refund.
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2005-03-25, 6:39 PM #8
Waiter, theres a finger in my chili.


Oh, Im sorry sir, of course your chili is gratis.


;)
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2005-03-25, 8:57 PM #9
finger lickin' good...wait wrong fastfood chain..


lol sorry it had to be done i cant believe no body did it.
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2005-03-25, 9:33 PM #10
How the hell does someone manage to get a finger on their spoon and shove in their mouth without noticing?
2005-03-25, 9:43 PM #11
Agreed, honestly - the spoons at Wendy's are not bigger then normal..

How in the hell do you not notice that? Part of me thinks that she made that part of the story up. More like she just saw it in her Chili and threw up. Not she had it in her mouth and then threw up.
2005-03-25, 9:48 PM #12
Maybe she put it in there?
2005-03-25, 9:57 PM #13
Maybe she was reading the funny pages.
2005-03-25, 10:27 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
Finger Chili > Chicken Head Nugget > Extra Crispy Rat

My dad just said it gives a new meaning to finger food. PUNNED!

You're dad is so cool...















:rolleyes:
2005-03-25, 11:00 PM #15
And...... somehow, nobody noticed their finger was missing? WTF!?



Let's face it. Someone somewhere is missing a finger. That's not just something that goes unnoticed.


.....unless you're very drunk. Or dead.
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2005-03-25, 11:06 PM #16
Which leads me to question..... where's the rest of the body.

:-X


I guess now we know where Wendy's gets their meat. IT'S PEOPLE!!!
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2005-03-25, 11:08 PM #17
Well, Wendy's has said all its employees have all 10 fingers. Something like that just can't go unnoticed.

It could be fake...

There was that whole incident with the cockroach in the can of beans or something...

Turned out that was a fake and the person had done it...

But a finger - weird.
2005-03-25, 11:12 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare
Well, Wendy's has said all its employees have all 10 fingers. Something like that just can't go unnoticed.

I was more referring to one of the companies that Wendy's gets its food from.
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2005-03-26, 12:41 AM #19
Pffft, don't you guys ever watch Buffy?
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2005-03-26, 2:22 AM #20
haha that was a good episode, bv.
2005-03-26, 4:58 AM #21
Gross... and to think I used to go to Wendy's after school everyday back when I used to live in San Jose :o
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2005-03-26, 8:25 AM #22
What company does Wendy's get it's food stuff from? Or do they have their own company?
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2005-03-26, 9:13 AM #23
Oh, I was referring not just to the store, but to their locations that make the premade food like that. Not sure about who they buy the food from.

If it isn't Wendy's fault...

Man...

Lady will sue Wendy's...

Wendy's will sue Wholesaler....

Wholesaler will sue employee....


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2005-03-26, 11:18 AM #24
seems incredibly fake.
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2005-03-26, 11:34 AM #25
[http://media2.big-boys.com/media/images/bbpics/pic0893.jpg]
I found out who's finger it was!
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2005-03-26, 4:58 PM #26
The wendies was not in san fransisco, it was in santa clara. But thats really gross. I heard the nail was still intact, and poliched after everthing
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2005-03-26, 5:25 PM #27
I tihnk it's very likely that she planted it herself in order to get a huge cash settlement. Just look at all the people who sue fast food chains for millions. Such a good plan.. It would have to be something really disturbing like a finger to actually sue...
2005-03-26, 5:29 PM #28
Mmmmm.....finger-lickin good


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2005-03-26, 7:40 PM #29
I stopped eating at Wendy's because the one around here has a problem cooking their burgers all the way through. Three or four times in a row I bit in and the inside was red. Drives me nuts (plus it's illegal).
2005-03-26, 8:37 PM #30
yeah, that really sucks. I'm a sucker for a Wendy's double classic.
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2005-03-26, 8:38 PM #31
SPICY CHICKEN > YOU
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2005-03-26, 8:39 PM #32
No, Spicy chicken is their best item. <3 spicy chicken!!!

I've ordered 6 of them in one day before.
Spicy chicken w/ cheese and bacon. Hmm hmm good.
Don't usually get the cheese though, normally just the bacon. But sometimes I'm in the add cheese mood.
2005-03-26, 8:45 PM #33
Bacon Mushroom Melt.... Oh god I'm salivating.
Frosties are also awesome.
2005-03-26, 9:26 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
How the hell does someone manage to get a finger on their spoon and shove in their mouth without noticing?


have you seen some people eat? They practically need a pig trough.

also, I wonder if it was a middle finger... it would take flipping someone off to a whole new level. :p
2005-03-26, 9:28 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Brian
I stopped eating at Wendy's because the one around here has a problem cooking their burgers all the way through. Three or four times in a row I bit in and the inside was red. Drives me nuts (plus it's illegal).


yeah, half-a**ed cooking like that damn near finished the Jack in the Box chain a few years ago. Someone got really sick, if i remember correctly.
2005-03-26, 9:30 PM #36
What I want to know is thogh, how did this happen?
Seriously.
Ok. The low level paid people that work in the factories or whatnot. They loose their finger. What the hell, they don't try to get it back, they just let it go, "Eh whatever" ...
It had to be reported as a medical issue. Why didn't this get noticed earlier?
2005-03-26, 9:36 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Squirrel King
What I want to know is thogh, how did this happen?
Seriously.
Ok. The low level paid people that work in the factories or whatnot. They loose their finger. What the hell, they don't try to get it back, they just let it go, "Eh whatever" ...
It had to be reported as a medical issue. Why didn't this get noticed earlier?


Why don't more people think the woman planted this? It makes the most sense by far.
2005-03-26, 9:39 PM #38
The question still exists.. where did the finger come from.
2005-03-26, 11:36 PM #39
I work at wendy's. It's bomb, but I've never found a finger so yeah lol

I'm addicted to chicken strips
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2005-03-27, 1:43 AM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Squirrel King
The question still exists.. where did the finger come from.


Yeah. I was listening to the radio a few days back and they were talking about that. It's not like someone would notice that their finger was missing any period of time after they had it cut off.
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