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2005-03-28, 10:31 PM #1

Mikus

compassion-deficient

Posts: 2,483

I -DIED-

Deep Thoughts

2005-03-28, 10:39 PM #2

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

I always loved these.

2005-03-28, 11:41 PM #3

BrianTheSith

No, not that Brian.

Posts: 337

Man, I needed that.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

2005-03-29, 12:13 AM #4

Gilgamesh85

So cool it's cold. Yeaaah.

Posts: 1,079

A friend of mine has the whole book of those. A lot are just bizarre, but some are definately gems. I like the first one on that page the best:D

2005-03-29, 12:40 AM #5

JudgeDredd

Believed in Green Men

Posts: 1,370

Yeah, a lot of those are pretty good.

I liked this one the most:

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee

2005-03-29, 1:50 AM #6

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Ah, classic SNL. Good times.

Pissed Off?

2005-03-29, 5:40 AM #7

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Deep thoughts:

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Stuff

2005-03-29, 8:13 AM #8

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Quote:

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2005-03-29, 8:30 AM #9

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

My favorite was always, "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-03-29, 2:25 PM #10

Bobbert

The Super-Spy That Wasn't

Posts: 3,248

Quote:

Originally posted by BrianTheSith
Man, I needed that.

indeed

"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

2005-03-29, 2:54 PM #11

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Nice.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2005-03-29, 3:21 PM #12

Vad

dolphins!

Posts: 129

Quote:

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

Ahahah, best evar.

Kenya, Now with lions and tigers.

2005-03-29, 3:40 PM #13

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

Posts: 1,835

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

That one is the best.

2005-03-29, 4:12 PM #14

Jedigreedo

Watch Him Squirm

Posts: 2,068

Those were great except for the fact that I had to turn my monitor brightness to 0 to read them without a headache.

"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

2005-03-29, 4:56 PM #15

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Quote:

Originally posted by Vad
Ahahah, best evar.

that was the best lolololol.

2005-03-29, 5:03 PM #16

Nubs

SMASH!!!!!!

Posts: 1,460

Man that was classic SNL, back when it didn't suck balls.