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Reeses is a scam
2005-03-29, 11:23 PM #1
So I was eating a chocolate easter egg, and I had some peanut butter nearby, and the combination seemed obvious. It was pretty much a reese peanut butter cup. The commercials lied to you.
2005-03-29, 11:27 PM #2
Good thing you posted this imformative post post haste!
2005-03-29, 11:28 PM #3
Um . . . yeah.
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2005-03-29, 11:28 PM #4
HOW ELSE WOULD YOU KNOW?!
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2005-03-30, 12:46 AM #5
Yeah. Who would've thought there was chocolate and peanut butter in a reeses peanut butter cup?
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2005-03-30, 12:54 AM #6
This one time my friend was making chocolate cookies that had chocolate chips in them and I told him to put peanut butter on them and he did and the were really good tasting and then we made more than we got fat and now he's in Jenny Craig and I'm just trying to see how long I can make this run on sentence before running out of things to say.

:( Ran out.
2005-03-30, 1:20 AM #7
Thanks for the update.
2005-03-30, 3:11 AM #8
The peanut butter in Reese's isn't really peanut butter. It's like some kind of peanut butter sugar paste.
2005-03-30, 4:10 AM #9
Whaaa?
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2005-03-30, 4:20 AM #10
Quick! Alert the president!
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2005-03-30, 6:01 AM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Jon`C
The peanut butter in Reese's isn't really peanut butter. It's like some kind of peanut butter sugar paste.


That's awesomely delicious!
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2005-03-30, 7:01 AM #12
yeah, we dont get them over here apart from sometimes you'll find them in asda.... My sis brought me a 120z bag back from new york - Best. Thing. Ever.
nope.
2005-03-30, 7:20 AM #13
OMG!!! Quick call a Code Red Lockdown at Walmart!!! Ressess Cups arrent wat tey seem! Su f0r @ m!!l!0n d011@rs!!!
2005-03-30, 8:00 AM #14
Thanks for the tip off. I'll watch my back.
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2005-03-30, 8:08 AM #15
Chocolate > you.

(I wonder how many threads I can say this and still be relavent)... that's two.
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2005-03-30, 8:43 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Jon`C
The peanut butter in Reese's isn't really peanut butter.

Neither is peanut butter.
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2005-03-30, 9:01 AM #17
Want some?
2005-03-30, 9:07 AM #18
Peanut butter? Yes please
nope.
2005-03-30, 10:27 AM #19
One time me and George Reese were both walking down separate halls at work that would soon intersect. I was eating a chocolate bar and he was eating penut butter. Yes, penut butter. It just so happened that the place where the halls intersected George and myself slammed into eachother and fell down. A piece of my chocolate broke off and fell into his penut butter and a globule of his penus butter landed on my chocolate.

Quote:
You got your chocolate in my penut butter!


Quote:
You got your Penut Butter in my chocolate!


I took a bite, and so did he. It was a glorious combination. We decided to market the new idea under the name: Reece & Otto's Super Sugar Penut Choco Cup. Unfortunately I fell of the wagon before the product was released and ended up in rehab for chocolate addiction and was fired. Reece took our Idea all the way to the bank and I never saw a penny. Damn you REESE!
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2005-03-30, 12:16 PM #20
It doesn't matter if they lied, they're so kakdamned good...

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2005-03-30, 12:34 PM #21
Zoot towards Loveline!
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2005-03-30, 3:09 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Insipid
This one time my friend was making chocolate cookies that had chocolate chips in them and I told him to put peanut butter on them and he did and the were really good tasting and then we made more than we got fat and now he's in Jenny Craig and I'm just trying to see how long I can make this run on sentence before running out of things to say.

:( Ran out.


I wrote an 8 page essay with 11 sentences.

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2005-03-30, 3:12 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Otterbine
globule of his penus butter


I sure hope you meant peanut
nope.
2005-03-30, 3:44 PM #24
ya, that just sounds wrong...

But on topic, I love recees (or however you spell them)
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2005-03-30, 4:08 PM #25
The horror, the horror.
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2005-03-30, 6:02 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
I sure hope you meant peanut


Ummm..... yeah, sure, that's what I meant... Peanut..... right.
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2005-03-30, 6:23 PM #27
penus butter >_< that had me chuckling.

Anyways: One time a friend and I were walking down the street and as we came to the end we realized.

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