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just mowing the grass...
2004-04-29, 9:10 PM #1
[http://members.aol.com/DrkJedi82/grass.jpg]

the mower stopped 7 times trying to cut just that spot

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2004-04-29, 9:16 PM #2
You need a weed whacker

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2004-04-29, 9:34 PM #3
forget the whacker, I would dump a whole lot of agent orange over there. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]



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2004-04-29, 10:24 PM #4
Gasoline and a match or two would do the trick.

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2004-04-30, 2:25 AM #5
Man.. how long has it been since you last cut it? Five years?

You got one of those thingies to cut grass on borders of the terrain? You could use that to cut it and then shuvel it into a bag.

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2004-04-30, 2:37 AM #6
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forget the whacker, I would dump a whole lot of agent orange over there. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Yeah kill the grass and everything in a mile radius [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]


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2004-04-30, 2:42 AM #7
buy a sheep
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2004-04-30, 4:08 AM #8
You don't even want to see a pic of what our grass used to look like....

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2004-04-30, 4:29 AM #9
That'd nothing, you need to see our neighbor's back yard. It's a royal mess, same with the house. They have a yard full of weeds that come up to my knees. I'm right at 6 foot tall if that gives you a better idea of scale.

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2004-04-30, 5:58 AM #10
Dj, I had no idea you ran an amusement park out of your back yard! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-30, 6:03 AM #11
try starting the mover rised up off its front wheels and then lowering it down....what i have to do when I have to mow our lawn during the holidays.....i can't be arsed to do it for a week and it grows a foot....

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2004-04-30, 7:52 AM #12
Leave it be, let it grow very high, and continue to inform us on it's progress.

The NoESC has spoken.

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2004-04-30, 8:25 AM #13
the grass got like that because we have a bunch of those yard toys for the dogs.. one of them was where that spot of grass was... so the dogs didn't run over the grass in that spot so it just grew like crazy

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2004-04-30, 11:53 AM #14
thaks for the idea...

buy a dog, cut the lawn less.

i can do this

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2004-04-30, 11:55 AM #15
You may not have to cut the grass as much with a dog. But that's because they turn it into dirt.

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2004-04-30, 6:08 PM #16
Man, there must be billions of bugs living in there. Whenever I wait too long to cut the grass, I get lots of pesky insects flying around.

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2004-04-30, 6:12 PM #17
Need napalm?

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2004-04-30, 6:14 PM #18
Ask this guy if you can borrow his...
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2004-04-30, 6:17 PM #19
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Need napalm?

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Yes but not for the lawn.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-05-01, 10:12 AM #20
What's wrong with a good ol' Nobbs-wielded Klatchian Fire Engine?

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2004-05-01, 10:25 AM #21
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You may not have to cut the grass as much with a dog. But that's because they turn it into dirt.

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no, they turn it into a god damn mine field and the grass grows even faster *glares at his two dogs*

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2004-05-01, 10:51 AM #22
machete.

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2004-05-01, 12:21 PM #23
Looks like your dogs might've taken a crap in that spot... a LOT!

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2004-05-01, 12:30 PM #24
Anyone notice DrkJedi82's toys in the background? Now we see where he hangs out during the day...

So cute...his own little 'hideout'.

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