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Google is allknowing
2003-12-02, 2:12 PM #1
'miserable failure' search it.

(Sorry if this has been posted :P)
2003-12-02, 2:14 PM #2
ROFL! That's great. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-02, 2:18 PM #3
Ahahahahaha!

Too bad the "go to hell" ones are gone...

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2003-12-02, 2:20 PM #4
*insert gag drumroll*

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2003-12-02, 2:31 PM #5
Mwahahahahahahaha!

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2003-12-02, 2:38 PM #6
Very intriguing....
2003-12-02, 2:39 PM #7
ROFL!

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2003-12-02, 2:41 PM #8
OWNDE

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2003-12-02, 2:46 PM #9
google>you

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2003-12-02, 3:01 PM #10
ehehehehe

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2003-12-02, 3:03 PM #11
Not really a google thing (it's actually albino blacksheep if you check the url...)

but type in "french military victories" and then click the "I'm feeling lucky" search option

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2003-12-02, 3:03 PM #12
good stuff


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2003-12-02, 3:16 PM #13
Heh.

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2003-12-02, 3:30 PM #14
LIEK WAHT COMEZ Up DSTStAR!??????!!!11 I"MF TOO LAZI 2 CHECk LORLROLFORLFORl

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Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2003-12-02, 3:34 PM #15
Somehow this strikes me as really kinda bad form.
http://ga3.org/campaign/pink_slip

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2003-12-02, 4:18 PM #16
You want to see something really freaky? Go put your telephone number in the search line.

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2003-12-02, 4:29 PM #17
Mine just found out phone number on the website of a sports club near where we live... my mom's a message therapist, so she kinda goes to them for advertisement [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2003-12-02, 4:30 PM #18
Woah...

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2003-12-02, 5:32 PM #19
Hehe.. Easter egg!
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2003-12-02, 6:28 PM #20
Google know's where I live. I'm afraid very afraid. This is also a great power. I know where the stoned mexican lady that messed up my chance of getted to the VGA lives. bwahahaha! *grabs a list of all the people in his class and starts typing in their phone numbers... bwahahaha! Google is TOO allknowing.

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2003-12-03, 3:30 AM #21
...

How come I never thought of doing that....

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2003-12-03, 7:01 AM #22
Oh cool. ROFLMAO. George W. Bush, the most miserable failure the world has ever seen. LOL!
2003-12-03, 7:07 AM #23
Has anyone ever typed


"Unable to folow directions" into MS word and then hit the thesaurus? You won't be disappointed. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-12-03, 7:12 AM #24
For a miserable failure he sure is doing a lot with his life... *coughleaderofstrongestnationintheworldcough* That's saying something. Whether or not he's doing well is irrelevant, no one here has a right to call him a failure until you've sat in the oval office as President.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States.</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">President Bush served for six years as the 46th Governor of the State of Texas,</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">President Bush received a Master of Business Administration from Harvard Business School in 1975.</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">He served as managing general partner of the Texas Rangers until he was elected Governor on November 8, 1994</font>

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">He became the first Governor in Texas history to be elected to consecutive four-year terms when he was re-elected on November 3, 1998,</font>
yeah... what a failure... [/sarcasm]

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2003-12-03, 7:21 AM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Not really a google thing (it's actually albino blacksheep if you check the url...)

but type in "french military victories" and then click the "I'm feeling lucky" search option

</font>


Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Did you mean: french military defeats</font>


Gold!

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2003-12-03, 7:23 AM #26
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
no one here has a right to call him a failure until you've sat in the oval office as President.</font>


Yeah. And nobody here has a right to call Trespasser a terrible game until they've made a video game. And nobody has a right to call a Pinto a terrible car until they've built a car. And...

Oh, wait. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]
Maybe you don't have the right to tell us we don't have a right to our opinion.
2003-12-03, 7:40 AM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jon`C:
Yeah. And nobody here has a right to call Trespasser a terrible game until they've made a video game. And nobody has a right to call a Pinto a terrible car until they've built a car. And...

Oh, wait. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]
Maybe you don't have the right to tell us we don't have a right to our opinion.</font>


Sarn got Owned.

I'm usually on the side of you can't critize untill you've done it, at least as good or better. But there are some exeptions ^^

2003-12-03, 7:53 AM #28
hardly. Anyone can design a car, and anyone can make a video game (or if not anyone, certainly a lot more than can be president).

But Jon`C, have you been President of the US? How about Governor of a state? No? Ever graduated with a business degree from Harvard?

All I'm saying is that President Bush, regardless of how he's doing now, *has* lived an eventful and productive life. He is in no way a failure. The failures are the guys living down on the street asking for change so they can buy drugs and alcohol.

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2003-12-03, 8:06 AM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
hardly. Anyone can design a car, and anyone can make a video game</font>


Anyone can be wrong.

By the way, "miserable failure" returns results about Bush's 2004 campaign. So in reality you're whining about something totally different from what the rest of us are talking about.

[This message has been edited by Jon`C (edited December 03, 2003).]
2003-12-03, 8:27 AM #30
*cough*
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by UndeadOne:
Oh cool. ROFLMAO. George W. Bush, the most miserable failure the world has ever seen. LOL!</font>

*cough*

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2003-12-03, 10:31 AM #31
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freyr:
Type "answer to life the universe and everything" into google.</font>


Genious..

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2003-12-03, 3:38 PM #32
As if you didn't know that already, and if you didn't, shame on you. It's Fourty-Two of course.

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2003-12-03, 4:23 PM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Has anyone ever typed


"Unable to folow directions" into MS word and then hit the thesaurus? You won't be disappointed. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2003-12-03, 4:28 PM #34
Phoenix - I knew that the Answer to the Universe and Everything was 42. Who doesn't? I was just awed that google did.

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[12:42] Spork: I wish I knew, coned sucked. owned owns coned and pwned.
MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry
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2003-12-04, 3:02 AM #35
Actually, I was refering to Freyr. Guess I was kinda unclear there. I mean, you should now the answer and not have to search for it.

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2003-12-04, 9:04 AM #36
On a similar note, if you type "Tell me a joke" into the office assistant in Access 2000, he answers with "Work with the euro" [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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