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Man, if I was...
2005-03-31, 4:37 AM #1
Yes, this is another one of those stupid pointless forum games.

Rules:

-Your post must start with "Man, if I was (person's name)..."
-You must state something you'd do if you were the person who posted before you.

Example:

Man, if I was Flex, I'd never leave the mirror, cause I'm so damn sexy.

Since this is the first post, I'll start with a random person.

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Man, if I was Terri Shiavo, I'd wish my living will stated that "Should I be in a condition where my mouth is stuck open and dripping, please don't repetitively air videos of me on national television".
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-03-31, 4:47 AM #2
Man if I was flex, I'd make more leet techno.

I don't even want to know what the person who posts under me is gonna say...
D E A T H
2005-03-31, 4:50 AM #3
Man, if I was DJ Yoshi, I'd want to know what the person who's gonna post under me is gonna say.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-03-31, 5:00 AM #4
Man, if I was Flexor, I'd shave.
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2005-03-31, 5:05 AM #5
Man, if I was Simbachu I'd speak more Swedish.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2005-03-31, 5:08 AM #6
Man, if I were drizzt2k2, I'd invest in more vowels in my screen name.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-03-31, 5:18 AM #7
Man, if I were Roach, Id light my own *** and smoke myself... ;)
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2005-03-31, 5:22 AM #8
Man, if I was gbk I'd stop being a communist (name reminds me of KGB)
2005-03-31, 5:35 AM #9
Man, if I was Squirrel King I would be a King over Squirrels.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2005-03-31, 6:36 AM #10
Man, if I was Drizzt, I'd get someone to tell me what my title meant.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-03-31, 6:40 AM #11
man, if I was GL I would make Episode 7...

Oh wait i am anyway.
This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.
2005-03-31, 6:41 AM #12
Yeah whatever...
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-03-31, 6:45 AM #13
yes I am too making Ep. 7! its based on the New Jedi Order series of books!!
This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.
2005-03-31, 6:47 AM #14
:rolleyes:
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-03-31, 6:51 AM #15
shut up echoman you pervert your rolleyes are looking where they aint supposed to
This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.
2005-03-31, 6:55 AM #16
Man, if I was Macro_Roshuma or echoman, I'd follow the thread's rules!


(PS, I did shave!)
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-03-31, 6:57 AM #17
And the thread's been derailed.

Man, if I was Flexor, I'd give the whole of Massassi my rawking music on CD. For free.

Edit: Rawking, damnit!
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-03-31, 6:58 AM #18
Man, if I was tony id change the phonics in that word above me...


EDIT: crap, he already did!
This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.
2005-03-31, 7:03 AM #19
Man, if I was contributing to this thread, I would use the subjunctive 'were' instead.
Lurker supreme.
2005-03-31, 7:05 AM #20
Man, if I knew WTF bobbyjonesis ?
This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.
2005-03-31, 7:24 AM #21
Man, if i were macro_roshuma i wouldnt spam so much and i'd learn where the kak the edit button is
nope.
2005-03-31, 8:42 AM #22
Man, if I was Boco, I'd beat up everyone on the internet.
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2005-03-31, 8:46 AM #23
Mab, if I were siliconcowboy, I'd be herding up all the chicks.
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-03-31, 9:25 AM #24
Man, if I were Trige, I'd be in jail, cuz the jig is up!
-There are easier things in life than finding a good woman, like nailing Jello to a tree, for instance

Tazz
2005-03-31, 9:36 AM #25
Man if I was Tazz i would be liven in up downunder
I wish i was a monkey then I would have a good reason to fling poo.
2005-03-31, 9:42 AM #26
Man, if I was Chorn.. I'd do something interesting enough to warrant an interesting response from the person below me.
2005-03-31, 9:43 AM #27
Man, if I was Rob, I'd go listen to The Cure.
2005-03-31, 10:03 AM #28
Man, If I was Gothicx, I'd stop changing my msn name to say HOT, WET, and STICKY/NAKED/WHAT EVER IT IS
nope.
2005-03-31, 10:06 AM #29
Man, if i were Boco i'd go to eat lunch right now.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-03-31, 10:11 AM #30
If I were tinny ... I imagine I'd be eating Lunch right now, not to know what the person under me posted until I returned.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-03-31, 10:29 AM #31
Man, if I was Bounty Hunter 4 hire, I'd sure be pissed that the person below me couldn't think of anything more original to post.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-03-31, 10:30 AM #32
Man, if I were BH4H, I'd post that sweet mandalor logo code right ---------> <-----------here.

edit: Crap, flexor!
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-03-31, 10:32 AM #33
Man, if i were Flexor i'd sue Sok Munkey :p
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-03-31, 10:36 AM #34
Man, if I was Tinny I'd stop giving people nasty ideas! :p
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-03-31, 11:13 AM #35
Man, if I were human, I'd be dressed in a patriotic leotard.
pine·ap·ple Audio pronunciation of "pineapple" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pnpl)
n.

1.
a. A tropical American plant (Ananas comosus) having large swordlike leaves and a large, fleshy, edible, multiple fruit with a terminal tuft of leaves.
b. The fruit of this plant.
2. Slang. A hand grenade.


[Middle English pinappel, pine cone : pine, pine; see pine + appel, apple; see apple.]
Main Entry: pine·ap·ple
Pronunciation: 'pI-"nap-&l
Function: noun
1 : a tropical monocotyledonous plant (Ananas comosus of the family Bromeliaceae, the pineapple family) that has rigid spiny-margined recurved leaves and a short stalk with a dense oblong head of small abortive flowers
2 : the multiple fruit of the pineapple that consists of the succulent fleshy inflorescence and whose juice is the source of the proteolytic enzyme bromelain.
2005-03-31, 11:17 AM #36
Man, if I were Kavu is back, I would've thought of a better username.
2005-03-31, 11:34 AM #37
Man, if I were Shintock, I'd be eating some poutine.
Stuff
2005-03-31, 11:42 AM #38
Man, if I was kyle90, I'd be procrastinating that big project right now. (Oh wait, I probably already am! ;) )
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-03-31, 11:44 AM #39
man, if i were freelancer i'd probablys be using the sniper rifle
2005-03-31, 11:58 AM #40
Man, if I were Mr. Stafford, I wouldn't be SAJN_Master...and I'd eat more dairy products.
Think while it's still legal.
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