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Mitch
2005-03-31, 12:12 PM #1
I am almost seriously crying right now.

http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/entertainment/
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2005-03-31, 12:27 PM #2
so young, and such a funny tallented guy :(
"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm
2005-03-31, 12:41 PM #3
:(
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-03-31, 12:45 PM #4
Holy crap... that's so unexpected. I wasn't that much of a fan, but a lot of my friends are. He did some standup at my university last year. :(
2005-03-31, 12:53 PM #5
Aw crap. He was one of my favorite comedians...
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-03-31, 1:00 PM #6
Damn.
This seriously sucks ***.
:(
2005-03-31, 1:02 PM #7
Never heard of him.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-03-31, 1:13 PM #8
His face looks vaguely familiar (Googled it), but I can't say I can recall him from anything.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-03-31, 3:56 PM #9
Mitch Hedburg...wow. The guy was amazing...awesome comedian.

:(
D E A T H
2005-03-31, 5:39 PM #10
Man... he was hilarious.
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2005-03-31, 5:53 PM #11
It's sad, but I'm really not all that surprised. I mean, I'd imagine the guy did a substantial amount of drugs.
2005-03-31, 7:39 PM #12
Looks like he won't be making any more instant oatmeal...
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-03-31, 7:46 PM #13
:GBK: Minnesota loses a legend.
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2005-03-31, 8:14 PM #14
Well, ****, it is true. I heard about this earlier today, on Howard Stern, but was hoping it was an early April Fools joke. There goes one of the funniest men I've ever seen.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-03-31, 8:15 PM #15
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Originally posted by Freelancer
Never heard of him.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-03-31, 8:17 PM #16
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Originally posted by Freelancer
Never heard of him.
"There's nothing more annoying than being distracted from our own self-obsession by others," said Tom
-Bridget Jones, The Edge of Reason
2005-03-31, 8:46 PM #17
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Originally posted by Freelancer
Never heard of him.
2005-03-31, 8:54 PM #18
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Originally posted by siliconcowboy
Man... he was hilarious.
2005-03-31, 9:50 PM #19
Dammit, he was awesome...

"Once, I went to the store to buy a candle holder... they were out, so I bought a cake"

LOL, loved that one

"Alcoholism is the only disease you can be yelled at for having"

A heart attack at only 37, that seems insane to me.

[Edit]
Another story link:

http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/detail.jhtml?p=/comedians/h/mitch_hedberg.xml

It says he died on the 30th, so that makes an Early April Fool's joke less likely :(

Interestingly enough there's nothing on his web site though... in fact it still has his upcoming tour dates listed, you'd think they would have updated his own site by now.

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I tried walking into a Target, but I missed.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME.

I would imagine if you understood Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As though there's any other way to take it in. You're not special. That's how I receive it too...I tried to taste it, but it did not work.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.

One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

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2005-04-01, 4:03 AM #20
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"When ever i took acid i would see beams of light, and hear sounds resembling car horns"

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