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Mushrooms Explode?

2004-04-27, 8:21 AM #1

DogSRoOL

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I didn't know mushrooms explode when you cook them. I'm cooking some right now and I took the lid off the pan to stir them, and a wad of them exploded and scattered everywhere, thus scaring the HELL out of me.
WTF!?

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2004-04-27, 8:33 AM #2

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Were you frying them in grease? Thats why exploded, not the shrooms...

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2004-04-27, 8:41 AM #3

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I cook em up in canola oil all the time with other stuff to put over pasta, never had em explode before.

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2004-04-27, 9:04 AM #4

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2004-04-27, 9:06 AM #5

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Originally posted by NoESC:
I cook em up in canola oil all the time with other stuff to put over pasta, never had em explode before.

Now I'm hungry.
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2004-04-27, 9:07 AM #6

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I was cooking them in corn oil. And I've never seen grease pop hard enough to send food flying clear up to my ceiling.

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2004-04-27, 9:08 AM #7

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Originally posted by Gandalf1120:

Now I'm hungry.
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2004-04-27, 9:21 AM #8

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How damp were the mushrooms? Cold water reacts extremely violently to hot oil. I've lost an eye or two because of that fact.

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2004-04-27, 9:41 AM #9

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What "kind" of mushrooms were you cooking? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-04-27, 9:43 AM #10

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Quote:

Originally posted by Sol:
What "kind" of mushrooms were you cooking?

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2004-04-27, 9:46 AM #11

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Quote:

Originally posted by Sol:
What "kind" of mushrooms were you cooking?

Will, since you can't cook psychedelic mushrooms without destroying the active agents...I'd say he wasn't cooking those.

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2004-04-27, 9:49 AM #12

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Quote:

Originally posted by stat:
...I've lost an eye or two because of that fact.

Stats blind... hmm . . . this explains much... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-04-27, 10:02 AM #13

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Quote:

Originally posted by stat:
How damp were the mushrooms? Cold water reacts extremely violently to hot oil. I've lost an eye or two because of that fact.

They'd already been cooking for a while when this happened. I took of the lid, began to stir them, and BAM!!! Mushrooms everywhere!

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2004-04-27, 10:28 AM #14

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Quote:

Originally posted by GBK:
Stats blind... hmm . . . this explains much...

no, stat has four eyes, maybe three

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2004-04-27, 10:35 AM #15

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If there was any kind of moisture inside, that would do the trick, kind of like a hot dog in the microwave of you don't poke hole in the skin.

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2004-04-27, 10:48 AM #16

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I don't like Mushrooms. I find them to be quite nasty.

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2004-04-27, 1:03 PM #17

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Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I don't like Mushrooms. I find them to be quite nasty.

I agree. I don't like the idea of eating something that is very closely related to what grows in my shower when I forget to clean it.

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2004-04-27, 1:05 PM #18

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Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I don't like Mushrooms. I find them to be quite nasty.

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2004-04-27, 1:31 PM #19

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Quote:

Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
I agree. I don't like the idea of eating something that is very closely related to what grows in my shower when I forget to clean it.

What, you dont like shower mold? Its great! Try it with bacon and eggs, pure ambrosia it is!

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2004-04-27, 1:34 PM #20

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Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I don't like Mushrooms. I find them to be quite nasty.

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2004-04-27, 2:11 PM #21

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Quote:

Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
I agree. I don't like the idea of eating something that is very closely related to what grows in my shower when I forget to clean it.

I always get a good laugh out of that. So mushrooms and mold are in the same kingdom. Big deal. Humans are in the same kingdom as cows, and by the above logic, we're "closely related". Eating cows = near cannibalism.

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2004-04-27, 2:16 PM #22

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Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
I always get a good laugh out of that. So mushrooms and mold are in the same kingdom. Big deal. Humans are in the same kingdom as cows, and by the above logic, we're "closely related". Eating cows = near cannibalism.

W.T.F.?!?!

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2004-04-27, 4:20 PM #23

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Best not to try and think about it.

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2004-04-28, 4:11 AM #24

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Quote:

Originally posted by phoenix_9286:
I don't like Mushrooms. I find them to be quite nasty.

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2004-04-28, 4:13 AM #25

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But they make you double in size if you eat them... and remember to smoke your flower it makes you spit fireballs.

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2004-04-28, 4:37 AM #26

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2004-04-28, 5:50 AM #27

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Eat a green shroom and you'll grow a clone of yourself.

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2004-04-28, 6:12 AM #28

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They weren't exploding, you were just trippin'

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2004-04-28, 8:32 AM #29

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Originally posted by clan ruthervain:
They weren't exploding, you were just trippin'

Speaking from personal experiance? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-04-28, 12:24 PM #30

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Quote:

Originally posted by Cosmic Castaway:
W.T.F.?!?!

*ahem*
I was explaining the "logic" behind considering mushrooms and mold "nearly related" by using an analogy of a similar nature.

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2004-04-30, 12:10 PM #31

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Hey, I am trying to convince the last of my band members to agree to using the name 'Fungus Explosion'...

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2004-04-30, 7:04 PM #32

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Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL:

Quote:

Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
I agree. I don't like the idea of eating something that is very closely related to what grows in my shower when I forget to clean it.

Personaly I think its less what they are and more that they are frown in caves of piles of bat ****....

2004-05-01, 2:22 AM #33

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2004-05-01, 3:56 AM #35

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Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
*ahem*
I was explaining the "logic" behind considering mushrooms and mold "nearly related" by using an analogy of a similar nature.

THAT'S NOT WHAT MY "WTF" WAS ABOUT! IT'S THE FACT THAT WE'RE RELATED TO COWS?! ARGH!

WTF?

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2004-05-01, 4:40 AM #36

DogSRoOL

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Quote:

Originally posted by Chris:
Personaly I think its less what they are and more that they are frown in caves of piles of bat ****....

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Quote:

Originally posted by Cosmic Castaway:
IT'S THE FACT THAT WE'RE RELATED TO COWS?!

Just like mushrooms and mold are in the same kingdom (fungus), cows and humans are in the same kingdom (animals, more specifically mammals). That doesn't necessarily make us closely related.

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2004-05-01, 12:49 PM #37

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Mushrooms explode in nature, thereby releasing all their spores...

Just my two pennies.

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2004-05-01, 12:54 PM #38

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i don't eat fungus

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2004-05-01, 1:11 PM #39

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Mushrooms are filthy food. I don't eat filthy food.

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2004-05-01, 1:41 PM #40

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Quote:

Originally posted by Chris:
Personaly I think its less what they are and more that they are frown in caves of piles of bat ****....

So? Some crops are grown in cattle ****...

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