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ForumsDiscussion Forum → So I joined a NFSU2 demo game..is this a wannabe-stalker, or just some stupid kid?
So I joined a NFSU2 demo game..is this a wannabe-stalker, or just some stupid kid?
2005-04-05, 10:10 PM #1
..and some random person asks for my MSN ID. Why the heck not.

Well..here's the convo. Weirdness.


Quote:
Session Start (cadet_lee@hotmail.com:Duff Man): Wed Apr 06 00:38:52 2005
[00:38] Duff Man: hey
[00:38] Duff Man: Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look! (Link: http://buddies.funbuddyicons.com/?ZCxdm411YYUS
@[fwpscript]Icon:none@[/fwpscript])http://buddies.funbuddyicons.com/?ZCxdm411YYUS @[fwpscript]Icon:none@[/fwpscript]
[00:39] Josh: yo
[00:39] Duff Man: whassup
[00:39] Josh: nm
[00:40] Duff Man: do u remember me?
[00:40] Josh: nfsu2, or elsewhere?
[00:40] Duff Man: yup
[00:41] Duff Man: u still on nfsu2?
[00:41] Josh: nah...it kicked me out in that race
[00:41] Josh: dialup sucks
[00:41] Josh: did I pull out in front before I left, or was that when the connection died?
[00:41] Duff Man: yup
[00:42] Josh: the first hairpin is as far as I got
[00:42] Duff Man: ohhh
[00:43] Duff Man: what state u live in?
[00:43] Josh: FL
[00:43] Duff Man: oh yea
[00:43] Duff Man: GA
[00:43] Duff Man: whats ur name
[00:43] Duff Man: ????
[00:44] Josh: <--
[00:46] Duff Man: whats that mean
[00:46] Josh: [00:44] Josh: <--
[00:46] Josh: You did ask for my name, no?
[00:46] Josh: last I checked, that was it :-P
[00:46] Josh: Unless it's displaying something different on your end..
[00:47] Duff Man: never mind
[00:47] Josh: EA name? NXRolla
[00:47] Duff Man: i remember
[00:48] Duff Man: what city u live in
[00:48] Josh: Would be a nifty custom tag, but it would kill sleeperishness
[00:48] Josh: near Gainesville, why?
[00:48] Duff Man: just wondering
[00:49] Duff Man: my brother went there for spring break
[00:49] Josh: cool
[00:50] Josh: Most people here go to Daytona or somewhere..lol
[00:50] Duff Man: lolololol
[00:51] Duff Man: where is ur pic?
[00:51] Duff Man: ^o)
[00:52] Josh: (Link: [url]www.cardomain.com/id/cdtlee84[/url])[url]www.cardomain.com/id/cdtlee84[/url] is as close as you're going to get. :-P
[00:52] Duff Man: aight
[00:53] Duff Man: brb
[00:54] Duff Man: i'm back
[00:54] Duff Man: what school do u go to?
[00:55] Duff Man: name*
[00:55] Josh: Why the curiosity?
[00:55] Josh: I'm a criminology major at a college in Gainesville.
[00:55] Duff Man: ohhhh
[00:56] Duff Man: how old are u
[00:56] Duff Man: ?
[00:56] Josh: Old enough
[00:56] Duff Man: age*
[00:57] Josh: Let's just say that I have the paperwork here for a concealed carry weapons permit, and I'm old enough to send it in. That should give you a minimum age..
[00:57] Duff Man: oooooooooohhhhhhhh
[00:58] Duff Man: send me something
[00:58] Duff Man: lol
[00:59] Josh: like what?
[01:00] Duff Man: how much money u got
[01:00] Josh: Not enough.
[01:01] Duff Man: hw much money can u get me
[01:01] Josh: None.
[01:01] Duff Man: oh
[01:02] Duff Man: what job u got
[01:03] Josh: Does it matter?
[01:03] Duff Man: yea
[01:03] Josh: Why?
[01:04] Duff Man: how much u get payed
[01:04] Josh: Why?
[01:04] Josh: Sounds like you need a job yourself. Go get one.
[01:05] Duff Man: i have one
[01:05] Josh: Then get another one.
[01:07] Duff Man: i can't i have enough in my hand
[01:07] Josh: Sounds like a personal problem.
[01:09] Duff Man: brb
[01:13] Duff Man: yo how old r u again?
[01:13] Josh: By the looks of this conversation, considerably older than you.
[01:14] Duff Man: u problably are, i'm just askin ya
[01:15] Josh: Old enough.
[01:15] Duff Man: aight then whatever
[01:16] Josh: So, why haven't you offered your age, city, educational status, place of employment, etc, since you've asked me all of the above?
[01:19] Duff Man: damn yo, i'm 18, i live in GA, I'm a pre-med student in Morehouse, and I work @ a hospital
[01:19] Josh: So are you bored to death, or do you somehow think I'm a chick?
[01:20] Duff Man: hell NAH, boi, WTF. I'm only talkin 2 u b/c we just played NFSU2
[01:20] Duff Man: ^o)
[01:21] Josh: Ah.
[01:22] Duff Man: well man, obviously u dont feel like talkin so i'm gonna bounce
[01:22] Duff Man: PEACE, playa!!!
[01:22] Josh: np
[01:22] Duff Man: PEACE
[01:23] Josh: 'night
[01:24] Duff Man: thats night pimpin', pimpin'!!!
[01:24] Duff Man: i aint no chick
[01:24] Duff Man: its peace, playa


WTH!?

I'll add more as it comes..
woot!
2005-04-05, 10:14 PM #2
roflmao... that's all I can say...
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-04-05, 10:14 PM #3
send him lovin.



by lovin, i mean a message that says "omghi2u"
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-04-05, 10:15 PM #4
Quote:
[01:01] Duff Man: oh
[01:02] Duff Man: what job u got
[01:03] Josh: Does it matter?
[01:03] Duff Man: yea
[01:03] Josh: Why?
[01:04] Duff Man: how much u get payed
[01:04] Josh: Why?
[01:04] Josh: Sounds like you need a job yourself. Go get one.
[01:05] Duff Man: i have one
[01:05] Josh: Then get another one.


I was going to bed, but this is strangely entertaining.
woot!
2005-04-05, 10:16 PM #5
talk about diarrhea, that should get rid of him.
2005-04-05, 10:16 PM #6
Quote:
[00:43] Duff Man: whats ur name
[00:43] Duff Man: ????
[00:44] Josh: <--
[00:46] Duff Man: whats that mean
*snicker* You rock. :D

I wanna talk to him... Ask him if you can give his info to a few... friends. :p
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-05, 10:16 PM #7
hahah, oh, i remember being 12 and on the internet...
2005-04-05, 10:17 PM #8
Quote:
[01:07] Duff Man: i can't i have enough in my hand
[01:07] Josh: Sounds like a personal problem.



Anybody have any ideas on something completely off the wall to say?
woot!
2005-04-05, 10:18 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
*snicker* You rock. :D

I wanna talk to him... Ask him if you can give his info to a few... friends. :p


Heck with asking him..hah..just don't tell him where you got it from. PM me in IRC. :D
woot!
2005-04-05, 10:19 PM #10
Tell him you're the FBI and in about 5 mins you're gonna bust through his door.
2005-04-05, 10:20 PM #11
gah.. I don't even have mIRC installed.. But it'll be worth it for this.. Just a sec.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-05, 10:21 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
gah.. I don't even have mIRC installed.. But it'll be worth it for this.. Just a sec.


AIM or whatever works, too..just don't want to broadcast it to the board :p

You have to post the convo, though.. ;)
woot!
2005-04-05, 10:22 PM #13
Quote:
[01:09] Duff Man: brb
[01:13] Duff Man: yo how old r u again?
[01:13] Josh: By the looks of this conversation, considerably older than you.
woot!
2005-04-05, 10:24 PM #14
Quote:
AIM or whatever works, too..just don't want to broadcast it to the board

You have to post the convo, though..
Naturally... :p
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-05, 10:25 PM #15
Updating first post with entire convo..
woot!
2005-04-05, 10:36 PM #16
UPDATED: (long read, but funny)
Quote:
Jon says:
hey, who's this?
Duff Man says:
who da hell r u?????????//
Duff Man says:
Your buddy has a new Buddy Icon. Take a look! http://buddies.funbuddyicons.com/?ZCxdm411YYUS
@[fwpscript]Icon:none@[/fwpscript]
Duff Man says:
i dont know u
Jon says:
uhh...
Duff Man says:
were u playin NFSU2 earlier?
Jon says:
umm.. not today.
Jon says:
Do you play?
Jon says:
r u there?
Duff Man says:
yea, i play
Duff Man says:
but i had enough 4 2day
Jon says:
do u play a lot?
Duff Man says:
how did u get ma email?
Jon says:
cuz that game rox.
Jon says:
i dont know.
Jon says:
it just said u logged in, and i didnt know who u were.
Jon says:
so i thought id say hi.
Duff Man says:
o k
Jon says:
so maby i kno u from nfsu2. but i dunno.
Jon says:
wat kinda stuff r u into?
Duff Man says:
damn boi, u move up strong!!!!!!
Duff Man says:
already askin me all these questions
Jon says:
jus tryin to figure out where i no u from. im not gay or nothin.
Jon says:

Jon says:
lol
Duff Man says:
damn, i dont even know u and on top of all i dont even know how the hell u got me email
Duff Man says:
which freaks da **** outta me
Jon says:
well ill stop talkin to u if u want. im just bored. its late n i cant sleep.
Jon says:
dont mean ta scare u.
Jon says:
or nothin.
Duff Man says:
nah its aight
Duff Man says:
where u from?
Jon says:
uhh washington (state)
Jon says:
a city called spokane.
Duff Man says:
oh aight
Duff Man says:
kool
Jon says:
u?
Duff Man says:
ATL
Jon says:
ATL? Atlanta?
Duff Man says:
yea man
Jon says:
cool. i went to the 6 flags there once.
Jon says:
cuz i was in alabama visiting a friend.
Duff Man says:
oh i c, must've been fun huh?
Duff Man says:
how old r u?
Jon says:
yeah.
Jon says:
i'm 20. u?
Duff Man says:
i'm 19
Duff Man says:
u got a web cam right?
Jon says:
uhh yeh, but i cant figure out how to work it. its my sisters.
Duff Man says:
oh i wasn
Duff Man says:
oh my bad
Duff Man says:
so what u do in life?
Jon says:
im a salezman.
Jon says:

Duff Man says:
yea right??????/
Jon says:
yeh. its fun, and i make lots of $$$
Duff Man says:
huh huh
Duff Man says:
u must do
Duff Man says:
so u sayin that u're loaded, huh?
Jon says:
well not xactly.
Jon says:
but i do ok
Jon says:

Jon says:
too many credit cards tho.
Jon says:

Duff Man says:
oh, i'm tryin 2 get a PSP right now 4 me and my cousin but i cant right now, wanna help a brother out?
Jon says:
heh, i don't make it a habit to send money to random strangers over the internet.
Jon says:
do u have a job?
Duff Man says:
yea
Duff Man says:
i do
Duff Man says:
but it aint helpin 2 much
Jon says:
(sides, the credit cards r killin me, lolz.)
Duff Man says:
damn man u sure, cuz its my cousin's bd on saturday and i wanna make him a surprise
Duff Man says:
he'd be talkin about that PSP 4 so long that I have 2 give it 2 him
Jon says:
hehe rob a bank.
Duff Man says:
but i really can t right now and probably not on saturday neither, so.......wanna help me out
Jon says:
(I'll help, if u fly me down to GA)
Duff Man says:
nah, i dont do dat kind of thing
Jon says:
well thats prob. a good thing.
Duff Man says:
oh i wish i could man
Duff Man says:
but like i told u i aint got tha much money
Duff Man says:
DO U rob banks?
Duff Man says:
lol
Jon says:
only on tuesdays... lol
Jon says:
hehe, no not really. but i got it all worked out if i wanted to.
Duff Man says:
oh aight, good 4 u then cuz me, i can t do that right now
Duff Man says:
i dont have any time
Jon says:
just gotta make sure the tellers dont push dat little red button on the desk lol
Duff Man says:
so what u say............................wanna help me out?
Duff Man says:
lol
Jon says:
tell u wat. after i rob the bank, ill hook ua up with a few thou.
Duff Man says:
haha, now u jokin
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-05, 10:39 PM #17
lol Sarn..and about the "coming on strong"..ROFLMAO! Look what he was asking in my post..ahaha..
woot!
2005-04-05, 10:44 PM #18
no kidding... btw, I don't type like that normally, as most of you will know.. just getting into the act. (and he's already asked me for money... Maybe I'll try and get his bank acct # so I can wire the money, lol)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-05, 10:52 PM #19
updated log... good stuff.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-05, 10:54 PM #20
From the sound of it, he's been playing NFSU2 WAAYY too much. He sounds just like the wannabe thugs/ricers in the game!
2005-04-05, 10:56 PM #21
HAHA..this is getting better and better..

Strangely enough, now he's 19...aged a whole year in the past few minutes! ;)
woot!
2005-04-05, 11:08 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
Maybe I'll try and get his bank acct # so I can wire the money, lol)


hahaha

This guy is about as bad as those bums on the street always asking for money.. except he's doing it online
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-04-05, 11:16 PM #23
ok, im done for the night, and I forgot to get a log for the most recent section.. :( but it was the best.

We moved past the whole robbing a bank thing, but he kept asking for money, so I offered to get him a credit card # he could use online to make his purchase (implying that the #'s would be stolen, but not saying it outright). He was interested for a while, but he wanted me to order it, and send it to him. I told him I couldn't order it because the FBI was watching me already. They didn't have enough information to convict me, but I had to be careful cause they'd talked to me once already, and they were watching me. But I assured him the #'s were clean and hadn't been used yet, and that the original owners all had protection from fraudulant online purchases, so it was really just the bank that would get screwed. He tried to get me to purchase it and send it to him again, but then he gave up with I told him I didn't want the FBI tracking me down. Then I told him I had to go to bed.

Oh man, I wish I'd saved the log.. that was freakin awesome.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-05, 11:53 PM #24
Oh ****, I just came up with a hilarious idea. Someone should go on as an FBI agent, and interrogate him about his activities with a criminal named 'Jon'. Say you know that he's been discussing robbing a bank with Jon, and stuff about stolen credit card #'s.
2005-04-06, 12:16 AM #25
Isnt impersonating a federal agent illegal?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2005-04-06, 2:41 AM #26
Say your a officer in the FBl then.

o.0
2005-04-06, 10:12 AM #27
hahahaha, I want his screenname! PM me.
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2005-04-06, 4:52 PM #28
Kirb, find me in IRC.

You can play the FBI dude.. see if he turns me in, hehe. Have to be convincing though.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-06, 5:00 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by CadetLee
Anybody have any ideas on something completely off the wall to say?

That wins by A LOT.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-04-06, 5:42 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
Kirb, find me in IRC.

You can play the FBI dude.. see if he turns me in, hehe. Have to be convincing though.
'


I'm gonna need another log then. :p

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