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What body function is more relieving...

2005-04-11, 7:50 AM #1

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Heh, just curious

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2005-04-11, 7:53 AM #2

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

You're missing an option.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2005-04-11, 7:55 AM #3

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Taking a sheeeee-it!

2005-04-11, 7:57 AM #4

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Why would you ever want to know? Are you planning on relieving someone? :confused:

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2005-04-11, 8:10 AM #5

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

A good dump, always.

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2005-04-11, 8:15 AM #6

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

a huge ****

2005-04-11, 8:16 AM #7

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Having a slash

nope.

2005-04-11, 9:03 AM #8

Ewoklover

"Ewwwwww..."o

Posts: 1,398

Quote:

Originally posted by SMOCK!
A good dump, always.

Word

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2005-04-11, 9:16 AM #9

Vad

dolphins!

Posts: 129

Ehhh, ever get drunk and feel sick, ate some stuff that jsut doesnt sit well with that beer? Or drank to much? Making yourself puke not necessarily makes you feel top notch right then and there, but damn does it pay off the next day.

Kenya, Now with lions and tigers.

2005-04-11, 9:43 AM #10

Darth_biggs

Has an itchy posting finger

Posts: 287

Sneezing.

And farting of cource!

|-|E|_|_O

2005-04-11, 9:45 AM #11

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I would honestly have to say taking a piss. All the other ones you can hold back more comfortably than urinating.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2005-04-11, 9:56 AM #12

hinch1

You Don't Have To Go

Posts: 231

I'm sure that Freud had some theory about all this stuff. Taking pleasure in defecating was probably one of his stages of development.
...
Knowing Freud, it means you want to sleep with your mother :p

In Pride,
--Hinch
I had a disclaimer here, but the man said it was too long.

2005-04-11, 11:40 AM #13

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Quote:

Originally posted by Emon
You're missing an option.

Yep, and that would be my vote.

Pissed Off?

2005-04-11, 11:55 AM #14

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

But farting holds 2nd place.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-04-11, 12:42 PM #15

Gilgamesh85

So cool it's cold. Yeaaah.

Posts: 1,079

Quote:

Sneezing.

And farting of cource!

Or snarting: The act of doing both at once

2005-04-11, 1:32 PM #16

Bannik

Registered User

Posts: 56

sharting is worse

Lower than grass My light began, Into the Heavens Soon it ran: Here between Earth And space I shine, My fallen dust The twin to thine-Star that I was, Star that I am, Star I shall be My name is human.

2005-04-11, 2:01 PM #17

Joseph T

And the pharmacists

Posts: 516

Quote:

Originally posted by SMOCK!
A good dump, always.

Dead on.

2005-04-11, 2:12 PM #18

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

As long as i dont blow out my O ring, a good healthy number 2 is always enjoyed

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-11, 5:26 PM #19

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

A good, long piss while doing a number two.

2005-04-11, 5:30 PM #20

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

Quote:

Originally posted by Emon
You're missing an option.

Which would be mine.

Other than that, poopies.

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2005-04-11, 5:34 PM #21

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

uh.. you forgot sneezing. Heck yeah.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-04-11, 5:37 PM #22

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

Posts: 1,835

Quote:

Originally posted by Avenger
Yep, and that would be my vote.

2005-04-11, 6:14 PM #23

CavEmaN

Ug! Me smash you!

Posts: 1,819

Definately, Why are you asking this?

2005-04-11, 6:29 PM #24

Ewoklover

"Ewwwwww..."o

Posts: 1,398

omigod, I have HORIBLE gas cramps right now:mad: :mad:

Why....*Sob*

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2005-04-11, 6:31 PM #25

CavEmaN

Ug! Me smash you!

Posts: 1,819

Quote:

Originally posted by Ewoklover
omigod, I have HORIBLE gas cramps right now:mad:

Why....*Sob*

You drink too much soda.

2005-04-11, 6:35 PM #26

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Crapping, definately. I'm gonna go do it right now

2005-04-11, 7:06 PM #27

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

Posts: 18,626

Quote:

Originally posted by Emon
You're missing an option.

2005-04-11, 7:17 PM #28

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

LOL UR MISSING AN OPTINO!!!

2005-04-11, 9:17 PM #29

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

Originally posted by Freelancer
I would honestly have to say taking a piss. All the other ones you can hold back more comfortably than urinating.

Not me.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-04-12, 12:20 AM #30

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Quote:

Originally posted by Avenger
Yep, and that would be my vote.

I wasn't talkling about sneezing, by the way.

Pissed Off?

2005-04-12, 1:16 AM #31

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

/me cluehumps Avenger...

What?! Everyone was thinking it!

Oh, and a nice swift buisiness-like **** is ever so pleasant.

2005-04-12, 2:03 AM #32

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Just what I needed. :p

Pissed Off?

2005-04-12, 4:19 PM #33

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

DUMPING

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
-----------------------------@%

2005-04-12, 4:41 PM #34

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

Nothing beats the euphoria and well-being after a good vomit...

Life is beautiful.

2005-04-12, 4:42 PM #35

Dizzy Devil

Would you stop the room please? I'd like to get off

Posts: 138

Something about it is very releasing that's for sure.

2005-04-12, 4:46 PM #36

Macro_Roshuma

I'm god. No really, I am!

Posts: 411

Quote:

quote:
Originally posted by Emon
You're missing an option.

Which would be mine.

Other than that, poopies.

This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.

2005-04-12, 5:30 PM #37

Jedi Legend

Doesn't Sleep Welll

Posts: 1,380

Code:

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var_dump($_COOKIE);

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2005-04-12, 6:09 PM #38

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally posted by Macro_Roshuma

2005-04-12, 6:26 PM #39

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Quote:

Originally posted by Emon
You're missing an option.

Definately...

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2005-04-12, 6:33 PM #40

Nubs

SMASH!!!!!!

Posts: 1,460

Gotta go with a dump on this one, unless constipation is involved.