It's funny cause it's true...
[This message has been edited by Agent-Smith (edited May 03, 2004).]
                
                
                    The top ten times in history when using the "F" word 
was appropriate..... 
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945 
 9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877 
 8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938 
 7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926 
 6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC 
 5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566 
 4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434 
 3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah  2114 BC 
 2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" - 
       JFK 1963 
 1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997