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I sence a disturbance in the Force.
2004-05-01, 11:47 PM #1
Hi!
Let me start off by announcing that I have a new computer! 1.6Ghz! Able to play URU, JA (if I had it) and JO without problems! (800Mhz was my previous computer, if anyone's wondering.) Now I can edit for JO without problems!!! But first, I have to finish off my JK projects...

Anyway, now time for a game! In the sentance I've put in the Topic Title, what other things can you think of that will replace the Force
Example:
I sence a disturbance in my shorts.

/Edward
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2004-05-02, 1:08 AM #2
I sense a disturbance in my drink... uh oh

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2004-05-02, 2:18 AM #3
More like; "I feel the Force in my disturbance. Er...I think I've had tee many martoonis!"
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2004-05-02, 4:08 AM #4
How ironic... I am currently in the process of upgrading my 1.6ghz processor [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-05-02, 4:09 AM #5
You think 800mhz was bad? Try going from 200mhz to 2.08 ghz :P

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2004-05-02, 4:12 AM #6
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Glyde Bane:
I sense a disturbance in my drink... uh oh</font>


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2004-05-02, 4:39 AM #7
I sense a disturbance in my pants.
2004-05-02, 5:09 AM #8
I sense a disturbance in the white house..

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2004-05-02, 5:14 AM #9
I sense a distrubance in gothicX's pants.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

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2004-05-02, 5:26 AM #10
i sense no disturbence in my pants...yet [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-05-02, 5:32 AM #11
Right.

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2004-05-02, 5:46 AM #12
I sense a disturbance in the horse.

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2004-05-02, 5:52 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by matrixhacker:
You think 800mhz was bad? Try going from 200mhz to 2.08 ghz :P

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Erhm. I went from 100mhz to a 2.08 Athlon Barton.



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2004-05-02, 6:19 AM #14
I upgraded from a P4 1.5 GBhz to a P4 2.6GHz, but only because it wasn't compatible with my motherboard.

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2004-05-02, 7:00 AM #15
Your super happy processor is only half of one of the threads for my processor.

*gloats and goes back to work rendering 30,000 frames for video editing*

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2004-05-02, 8:11 AM #16
Yeash... 100-2.08? You've been patient...

And MaxisReed... It says 'gloats', but I didn't see a number...

But, I tell you... Years from now, we'll be able to render complex effects in seconds. We could probebly have a game that has the same quality as Bryce, the 3D program. Heck! 30 years from now, we would have games that render reality as we see it!

/Edward
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2004-05-02, 2:53 PM #17
I sence a desterbance in teh grammer werld.

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2004-05-02, 9:52 PM #18
I'm sitting here at school, and I say...

I sence a disturbance in the food trays...

/Edward


[This message has been edited by Edward (edited May 03, 2004).]
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2004-05-03, 4:16 AM #19
I sense a disturbance in my cereal...

~shifteyes~

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* Wolfy goes around singing "I'm too sexy for Seb's body"
* Cave_Demon steals Seb's underwear (underwear stolen: 39)
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2004-05-03, 11:03 AM #20
I sense a disturbance in my disturbance.

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2004-05-03, 11:17 AM #21
I sence a disturbance in my comput-

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2004-05-03, 12:29 PM #22
I sense a disturbance in my bed.

...oh wait. That's just my gf.

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
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2004-05-03, 12:30 PM #23
...wait - I don't have a gf!

/jumps out of bed.

OH GOD! IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

/me shoots myself in the forehead.
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2004-05-03, 1:15 PM #24
I went from a 7 MHz XT to a 100 MHz 486. In modern computing terms, that's like going from a Pentium 90 to quad Xeons. You all loose.

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[This message has been edited by Emon (edited May 03, 2004).]
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2004-05-03, 1:35 PM #25
I went from a 4mhz (Or whatever those 8086 chips were) to a P166.

Kiss my shiny metal *** .

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2004-05-03, 1:47 PM #26
Awww ****.

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2004-05-03, 2:21 PM #27
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
...wait - I don't have a gf!

/jumps out of bed.

OH GOD! IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

/me shoots myself in the forehead.</font>


Ah you enjoyed it don't lie.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?
2004-05-03, 2:56 PM #28
My gf senses a disturbance in her...

-- SavageX

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2004-05-03, 3:33 PM #29
Ouch now thats gonna be alot of money... sounds like you got that cures... I think they call it pregnacy... I don't know much about it but all I know is it costs a hell of alot of money.

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

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