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Bad problems right now...
2005-04-12, 5:31 PM #1
You know that condition your intestines get in when you are having gas constipation? It's also impossible to tell between this and diarrhea. I have this now. OWWWW :(


So post the condition in which you are most uncomfturble.
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2005-04-12, 5:37 PM #2
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2005-04-12, 5:38 PM #3
That's more about you then I ever wanted to know... :p
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2005-04-12, 5:45 PM #4
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Originally posted by NoESC
That's more about you then I ever wanted to know... :p
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2005-04-12, 5:52 PM #5
I thought I'd already heard enough about this kid that I didn't want to know... I was wrong.

I have the pre-occuring signs of pink-eye, but it could just be alergies. My damn girlfriend had pinkeye about a week before we had a party and madeout constantly, and forgot to tell me until AFTER the fact. I hate it because you feel sick ALONG with having constantly watering eyes.

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2005-04-12, 6:03 PM #6
It's times like these that I'm glad I skim read his posts as quickly as possible.

See, I only read about half of what he said, saw he was sick, and was complaining and scrolled. Your comments then told me I didn't need to re-read anything.

So now I've been spared whatever evil lurked up there. ;)
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2005-04-12, 9:04 PM #7
Dude I think I've gots the flu b/c my GF and I, who engaged, to the dismay of our closest friends, in a portrayal of the most sordid and naughty lovemaking practices during a recent outing with those whom we consider our dearest of companions, got a tad too close, as was noted oh-so-eloquently by a few bold observers.
2005-04-12, 9:17 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by Macro_Roshuma
So post the condition in which you are most uncomfturble.


Reading this thread I think.
2005-04-12, 9:46 PM #9
Aaaaand Thrawn[numbers] wins the thread! Congratulations!
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2005-04-12, 10:55 PM #10
Someone needs to go sit on the toilet and not leave for a little while.
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2005-04-13, 1:15 AM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
Aaaaand Thrawn[numbers] wins the thread! Congratulations!


Aye, most certainly!
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2005-04-13, 1:18 AM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
Someone needs to go sit on the toilet and not leave for a little while.


And become dehydrated?

No :P

If you're going to do that, you really need to take some crackers and bottles of water in with you.


Hershey squirts can turn into a trip to the emergency room fairly easy if you aren't careful.
2005-04-13, 5:18 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Hershey squirts can turn into a trip to the emergency room fairly easy if you aren't careful.


Somehow, I figure I don't want to know how this can happen.
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2005-04-13, 7:35 AM #14
It just became diahrea.


*reads rest of thread*


I spent 5 hours on the toilet last night, reading 2 SW: anew jedi order books all the while


I love my library
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2005-04-13, 7:41 AM #15
Just install a toilet at your computer, you'll be fine.
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2005-04-13, 7:41 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Macro_Roshuma
It just became diahrea.


*reads rest of thread*


I spent 5 hours on the toilet last night, reading 2 SW: anew jedi order books all the while


I love my library


I guess your library is located in the bathroom for ease of use and quick access...
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2005-04-13, 7:44 AM #17
No, I was in the library bathroom, and talking to you guys on the public Inet computer. My library has T1!!
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2005-04-13, 7:46 AM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
I thought I'd already heard enough about this kid that I didn't want to know... I was wrong.

I have the pre-occuring signs of pink-eye, but it could just be alergies. My damn girlfriend had pinkeye about a week before we had a party and madeout constantly, and forgot to tell me until AFTER the fact. I hate it because you feel sick ALONG with having constantly watering eyes.

JediKirby


Actually I've always though of pink eye as the best ailment to get sick with, especially for school. I mean, its not like you have the flu, you feel fine but because pink eye's contagious you get to stay home from school. I remember a lot of good times with pink eye. I did not know that you could feel sick from it though.
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2005-04-13, 8:02 AM #19
Ingrown toe nails are by far one of the worst ailments I can think of. I'm prone to get them, and had one removed yesterday, actually. I'm hoping the "acid" they used this time actually works and the nail doesn't grow back.
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2005-04-13, 8:20 AM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Just install a toilet at your computer, you'll be fine.


Or better yet, a computer swivel shair with built in hole with flush
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