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Britney Spears pregnant
2005-04-13, 10:33 AM #1
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/04/12/spears.pregnant.reut/index.html

Well... there's not much I can say about that.
2005-04-13, 10:34 AM #2
Heh

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2005-04-13, 10:37 AM #3
I think people noticed a few weeks ago when she was photographed walking around looking kinda fat...
nope.
2005-04-13, 11:10 AM #4
me = indifferent
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2005-04-13, 11:10 AM #5
Rright.
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2005-04-13, 11:12 AM #6
Wow, something new I don't need to care about!
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2005-04-13, 11:14 AM #7
Yeah really, why should I care?
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2005-04-13, 11:21 AM #8
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Originally posted by Glyde Bane
Heh

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2005-04-13, 1:17 PM #9
Damn... I hope she doesn't start bugging me about child support
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2005-04-13, 1:24 PM #10
You still owe me child support, too.

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2005-04-13, 1:26 PM #11
If MJ made the news because of him having the flu... than THIS is bound to make the news too. Heck, their celeberities!

And... dun dun, dunnn! :D :p
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2005-04-13, 1:28 PM #12
But she's still a virgin!
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2005-04-13, 1:30 PM #13
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Originally posted by happydud
But she's still a virgin!


No that's Maddona...

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2005-04-13, 1:34 PM #14
So is she finally yet a woman?
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2005-04-13, 1:38 PM #15
She still has fans? Blimey.
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2005-04-13, 1:53 PM #16
To quote 2Pac, "I just don't give a ****"
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2005-04-13, 2:41 PM #17
But is it human?
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2005-04-13, 2:53 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
But is it human?


Yes.
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2005-04-13, 3:07 PM #19
Congratulations to her! She is the trillionth person to get pregnant.
2005-04-13, 3:21 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by money•bie
Congratulations to her! She is the trillionth person to get pregnant.


So this is like one of those "one millionth customer" things?
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2005-04-13, 3:25 PM #21
Yessirree. I don't know what she should win though. A baby?
2005-04-13, 3:29 PM #22
Let's sweeten the pot.

I PRECLAIM TWO BABIES.
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2005-04-13, 3:29 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by money•bie
Congratulations to her! She is the trillionth person to get pregnant.
That's freaking hilarious. Next time someone tells me they are pregnant I'm so going to say that.
2005-04-13, 4:19 PM #24
"Surprising" He says tounge and cheek.
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2005-04-13, 4:37 PM #25
Quote:
So this is like one of those "one millionth customer" things?
no... she doesn't charge anything, so it's not exactly a "customer" relationship.
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2005-04-13, 5:17 PM #26
Usually people get pregnant when they have sex.
2005-04-13, 5:35 PM #27
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2005-04-13, 5:40 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedi Legend
Usually people get pregnant when they have sex.


I can't figure out what you mean by this.
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2005-04-13, 5:49 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedi Legend
Usually people get pregnant when they have sex.

Like, anybody kind of people, or the people having sex? Does that include the man?
2005-04-13, 6:15 PM #30
And women are most definitely not people.
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2005-04-13, 7:18 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
And women are most definitely not people.


they are devices created by our lord jesus christ for our entertainment.
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2005-04-13, 7:21 PM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Like, anybody kind of people, or the people having sex? Does that include the man?


It means that when Federline and Spears have sex, people get pregnant. It could be anybody. Look out.
2005-04-13, 7:25 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by saberopus
It means that when Federline and Spears have sex, people get pregnant. It could be anybody. Look out.


Heheh, for some reason that made me laugh, not sure why though.
2005-04-13, 8:26 PM #34
Quote:
Usually people get pregnant when they have sex.

Daughter: Daddy, I think I'm pregnant...
Father: Now how in the hell did that happen?!?
Daugher: I don't know...!

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Sometimes you just wonder...


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Congratulations to her! She is the trillionth person to get pregnant.
YES! LOL! *aim profile*

Why is this such a big issue? LOTS of celebs have children... why does britney stand out?
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2005-04-13, 9:20 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Z@NARDI
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That thing bounced like Roseanne launched out of a cannon into a brick wall.
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2005-04-13, 10:28 PM #36
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Slaw
Daughter: Daddy, I think I'm pregnant...
Father: Now how in the hell did that happen?!?
Daugher: I don't know...!

^^ My friend's sister. No further details will be disclosed kthxbye.
Sometimes you just wonder...


YES! LOL! *aim profile*

Why is this such a big issue? LOTS of celebs have children... why does britney stand out?


....Because she's Britney Spears? Not just any celeb, she is one of the most famous. SHe is also quite young and nobody really expected this. So ya...

ANyways...her career=over
2005-04-13, 10:42 PM #37
So I take it we can finally figure out if her breasts are fake or not depending if she can feed this kid?
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2005-04-13, 10:43 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Raoul Duke
....Because she's Britney Spears? Not just any celeb, she is one of the most famous. SHe is also quite young and nobody really expected this. So ya...

ANyways...her career=over


her career was pretty much already over. she's become more of a joke than anything
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2005-04-13, 10:48 PM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by THRAWN
So I take it we can finally figure out if her breasts are fake or not depending if she can feed this kid?


That might work if lots of women with perfectly-functioning breasts didn't bottle-feed their children.
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2005-04-13, 11:01 PM #40
Yeah, I know. I was just being dumb. Like usual.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
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