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A terrorist group that we can all embrace
2005-04-13, 6:03 PM #1
The Terrorist Declaration.

Sounds good to me. Start the attacks!

And I like the names.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-04-13, 6:59 PM #2
"Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity"

GOLD. I like it. I'm sure it'll offend some religious fundies or "OMG PATRIOTISM" types. And if they are offended; then I heartily support it.
Stuff
2005-04-13, 7:11 PM #3
Knock on your door from the FBI in 3... 2... 1....
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25
2005-04-13, 7:13 PM #4
hehe, funny... I guess.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-13, 8:30 PM #5
This actually sounds a lot like some of the anarchists I know (the writing style, minutes, etc. not the pro-moderation bit at all). When I read "Brother Gatling Gun of Patience" I immediately pictured one of them who's been consistently, aggressively, and unsuccessfully active for years. Which... I guess describes half the anarchists I know.
2005-04-14, 1:33 AM #6
The names were the best part of the article.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-04-14, 6:25 AM #7
Ahahahha, I read the first paragraph seriously, I'm such a retard. Great article.
Kenya, Now with lions and tigers.
2005-04-14, 7:37 AM #8
Quote:
...institute a terror regime of mandatory hugging.
ROFL! :D
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-04-14, 12:30 PM #9
Quote:
We will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs as Xerox repair specialists. Demagogues of all stripes will be required to read Proust out loud in prisons.


YES!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

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