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Coolness Tutorial 1
2005-04-14, 2:27 PM #1
For those of you that are uncool, this is the alphabet that starts you on your way to becoming t3h r0x0r.


@

|3

©

|)

3

4

6

|-|

!

)

|4

1

/\/\

/\/

0



&

|2

$

7

|_|

^

\/\/

+

Ÿ

2


Of course, there are also other parts to speaking 1337, like spelling "the" teh. In 1337, that is 73|-|.

There is also a version of 1337 called Mild 1337.

Example: Normal speech: You rock my socks off!

Example: Mild 1337: u r0x0rs my s0x0rs

Example: 1337: |_| |20+0|2$ /\/\Ÿ $0+0|2$


The rest, such as sentence structure, is learned by observing those that use mild 1337.
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2005-04-14, 2:28 PM #2
Wrong.

4 |3 < |) 3 |= 6 |-| 1 _| |< |_ |\/| |\| - |* 9 |2 5 7 |_| \/ \/\/ >< '/ 2

You lost.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-04-14, 2:28 PM #3
lol u r0x0rz macr0mushmacrap I wanna be JUZ LIKE U W0N D4Y!!1
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-04-14, 2:29 PM #4
omg emon you literally made me LOL!
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2005-04-14, 2:34 PM #5
"Mild" l33t rocks because it's purely a patronisation of those who think they're hardcore enough to do full-blown 1337.

What Scottish pansies. They're all goits.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-04-14, 2:37 PM #6
No, it's all lame. Maybe at one point it was funny, but it's overused and just lame now.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-04-14, 2:38 PM #7
Aye. It once rocked. :(
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-04-14, 2:44 PM #8
I hate you and hope you suffer.
2005-04-14, 2:51 PM #9
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2005-04-14, 2:56 PM #10
Using multiple characters to represent what is normally a single character is for chumps.

4 8 c d 3 f 9 h 1 j k L m n 0 p q r 5 7 u v w x y 2

is a more proper alphabet; no stupid, hard to type characters, just numbers replacing a few letters. Notice the capitalized L because typing in non-standard English is for Losers.

QM
2005-04-14, 3:47 PM #11
http://www.geocities.com/bozoboy33/leet
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-04-14, 3:49 PM #12
1337 15 73h 5uxx0r5
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2005-04-14, 3:52 PM #13
Die a thousand deaths.
D E A T H
2005-04-14, 3:55 PM #14
This thread makes me want to gouge out my eyes with a pencil.
2005-04-14, 4:28 PM #15
Ich stimme mit caveman überein

Ich bin über! :D
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-04-14, 4:43 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Jon`C
I hate you and hope you suffer.


Jon`C beat me to it.
2005-04-14, 5:11 PM #17
Indeedy.
2005-04-14, 5:30 PM #18
Congrats on destroying the old Megatokyo joke. Blah!
2005-04-14, 5:39 PM #19
How can you destroy a joke when it wasn't funny to begin with?
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-04-14, 5:48 PM #20
Yea... Welcome to 1998 says it all, that and post count +1
Kenya, Now with lions and tigers.
2005-04-14, 6:13 PM #21
Im sure learning this will get you "cool" in rea life =P
\(='_'=)/
2005-04-14, 8:17 PM #22
Anyone who thinks 1337 language is cool should just go off and die.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-04-14, 8:18 PM #23
psh. I remember when leet speak first came around. what you call "mild" was the original flavor.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

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