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The Wendy's chili finger cook-off
2005-04-14, 7:38 PM #1
http://www.nbc30.com/news/4374291/detail.html

Hmm looks like she might have planted it there herself.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-04-14, 8:05 PM #2
Or Wendy's has started hiring serial killers.
2005-04-14, 8:13 PM #3
I planted it...
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2005-04-14, 8:33 PM #4
That may be why she didn't try to sue.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-04-14, 8:34 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
I planted it...

I KNEW IT!
2005-04-14, 9:11 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
I planted it...
Quote:
Wendy's has offered $50,000 to the first person who can provide verifiable information that identifies the origin of the finger.

/me goes to Wendy's
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-04-14, 9:20 PM #7
Yeah, was anyone really surprised really? The whole story just sounded bogus... She didn't notice the finger in the chili, but only after biting into it?

:rolleyes:

Why is DNA testing taking so long though?!

Damn TV making it seem like they can do it in 30 seconds and have the results.
2005-04-14, 9:36 PM #8
In other news her son appeared in Court today missing a finger. Sources can find no connection.
2005-04-14, 10:02 PM #9
Just when I thought that this story couldn't get any weirder: leapord attacks.
2005-04-14, 10:47 PM #10
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Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare
She didn't notice the finger in the chili, but only after biting into it?

Not taking either side here, but it IS a small finger segment. Did it occur to you that in a BOWL of chilli the finger just MIGHT not be FLOATING ON TOP? Like maybe perhaps uh, UNDER the surface? You could easily take a spoonful without seeing it.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-04-15, 7:10 AM #11
Have you see how big a Wendy's spoon is? For her to get the finger to stay on the spoon until it reached her mouth would've been very lucky. Their spoon's are not large and they're not that sturdy. Plus, with an object like a finger in her chili, she should've felt it while stirring or putting her spoon in the chili. From my experience, the chili is never very dry but sometimes watery. Thus she should have felt some resistance...
2005-04-15, 7:48 AM #12
Whats the point in planting it without sueing?
Unless she just wants wendys to lose business
Kenya, Now with lions and tigers.
2005-04-15, 7:53 AM #13
Because she probably realizes now that with her past revealed and the investigation going on - she's might get counter-sued and lose pretty much everything.
2005-04-15, 6:16 PM #14
I hate to say it, but I told you so!!
2005-04-15, 6:44 PM #15
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Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare
Thus she should have felt some resistance...

Not everyone stirs their chilli and stares at the spoon while they eat it. She could have been reading a newspaper, looking around the room or just dazing off. It would not be hard at all to get it in one scoop and not see it. Basically, what I'm saying is...your argument is piss poor.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-04-15, 7:09 PM #16
Hey, there's also theoretically a chance that an asteriod we haven't seen could hit the Earth in an hour. In other words, yes it is POSSIBLE, but common sense would say no. She literally put a finger in her mouth and bit. That is what makes it unbelievable.

*Example*

I'm eating a bowl of Spaghetti O's. I'm watching TV, put the spoon in my mouth - yet somehow a finger is in my O's. I don't eat normally with my mouth in a big O shape. So unless I'm eating like a fish sucking water, I would at least feel this large (not saying it was large - but in comparison to the O's) object either on my lips, tongue, etc. due to the fact that I don't eat like I'm singing opera.

You try putting an object the size of what she had in her chili and see if you can get it in your mouth without looking and not noticing before biting. And most people always take a glance at what they're eating when they put in a utensil. Very rarely does someone read a newspaper ENTIRELY without taking the eyes off their paper.

Have you even had Wendy's chili? It's not like this chunky chili but very liquidity. If Wendy's chili was chunky, it'd be more believable. But what do you expect for $0.99.

Common sense would also say she would have an eye on her spoon to make sure none drips and gets on her - due to the fact that it's liquidity and can spill.
2005-04-15, 7:46 PM #17
Ah, I thought you meant she must have felt it in the bowl, not on her tongue.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

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