<randomperson> what are you doping
<Dan> doping? nothing i don't do drugs
<randomperson> ok what are you sdoing
<Dan> sdoing? i have no idea what that even means

Dan=me.

randomperson=Random Person

At the time I found this to be quite humourous. Basically, I haven't posted here in a while and figured;

Meh, I'll make a thread!

Look apathy and excitement in the same sentence! So post your humourous Chat quotes that involve you in some fashion.