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The Pope has been reincarnated!
2005-04-18, 4:49 PM #1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1447&item=6170394228

In the form of a chicken breast.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-04-18, 4:53 PM #2
I... don't see it...
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2005-04-18, 4:53 PM #3
That's hilarious.
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2005-04-18, 4:54 PM #4
What is it with religious figures and food?
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2005-04-18, 4:55 PM #5
The grilled cheese and fishstick were cooler.

I wonder why religious figures don't appear in classier dishes? :p
2005-04-18, 4:59 PM #6
Looks more like Alfred Hitchcock to me.:o
2005-04-18, 5:30 PM #7
Not seeing it either, Kirb.

SLIGHTLY resembles a face, I can work out the nose, but other than that, it's got nothing.
2005-04-18, 5:36 PM #8
I mean, I figured out that it was a side profile, and the nose is on the left, but that's about it. I don't see a pope any more than I see george klooney. It's a face, and you have to have an imagination for that much.
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2005-04-18, 5:36 PM #9
[http://i5.ebayimg.com/01/i/03/d6/e2/6f_2.JPG]
I think its a good profile of him, i can definently idetify eyes.
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2005-04-18, 5:57 PM #10
$155 dollars for a chicken breast? Shoot, I'm in the wrong business. I need to make food molds that look like the pope, jesus, and ghandi and sell em on e-bay!
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2005-04-18, 6:18 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
I... don't see it...


For those of you optically impaired like Kirby here...


[http://imagecorner.sorrowind.net/117/7.jpg]
2005-04-18, 6:23 PM #12
I'm....still not seeing it. Which end is the chin?
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2005-04-18, 6:24 PM #13
Mmmm...sacrilicious.
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2005-04-18, 6:43 PM #14
Quote:
...holy chicken breast...

ROFL!!!
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2005-04-18, 6:44 PM #15
Oh, you must mean the arab in that piece of chicken breast!
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2005-04-18, 6:52 PM #16
You totally f'd up that breast...
2005-04-18, 6:53 PM #17
Actually, I think that this piece of chicken may have been carved into the shape. He says in his description that he was about to eat this thing for lunch in his school's cafeteria. But look at the picture, that thing's not cooked! No school would serve food like that.
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2005-04-18, 6:54 PM #18
You mean indian! Woulda put more effort but I was just about to hit the bed.
2005-04-18, 6:57 PM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by SM_Trige
Actually, I think that this piece of chicken may have been carved into the shape. He says in his description that he was about to eat this thing for lunch in his school's cafeteria. But look at the picture, that thing's not cooked! No school would serve food like that.


That is cooked. Raw chicken is pink and gooey looking. It's cooked, just not flavored much so it's pale.
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2005-04-18, 7:10 PM #20
haha, nice native
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2005-04-18, 7:39 PM #21
The Pope has been reincarcerated!
2005-04-18, 8:09 PM #22
Someone should make a "Dress up the Chicken Breast" flash game.
2005-04-18, 8:10 PM #23
Only one movie on my mind :)
2005-04-18, 8:12 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Zy
Only one movie on my mind :)


DANG STRAIGHT!!!!!
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2005-04-18, 8:13 PM #25
Just think what would happen if they saw the pope in some other breast....... er, nevermind.
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2005-04-18, 8:44 PM #26
Pope, my ***. It's a rabbi. Look at that huge nose!
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2005-04-18, 9:20 PM #27
Virgin breast, I hope.
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2005-04-18, 11:44 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
Pope, my ***. It's a rabbi. Look at that huge nose!


You fabricated that nose.

BTW, anyone notice that the moment this guy finds a chicken breast shaped like the pope, and he claims to be "honored" by this "visit," he goes and cooks it? Yep, some way to treat your visitors, fry their head in a pan. I know thats what I do.
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2005-04-19, 5:50 AM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Sinister
Looks more like Alfred Hitchcock to me.:o
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2005-04-19, 9:57 AM #30
SO whoever eats this chicken is teh new pope
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2005-04-19, 9:59 AM #31
I dont give a ******* ****!!!
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2005-04-19, 10:20 AM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by F-Body
SO whoever eats this chicken is teh new pope


Tell that to Ratzinger
nope.
2005-04-19, 10:34 AM #33
This is hilarious to me. Here's the logic:

I recieve a visit from beyond the grave from a holy figure.

I sell it.

?
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2005-04-19, 1:20 PM #34
I saw on the news today that someone apparently wet their sheets while sleeping and the virgin Mary appeared in the stain. Wrap your mind around that one.
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2005-04-19, 1:33 PM #35
hee, that was on the daily show.
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2005-04-19, 1:44 PM #36
Oh yeah, now I remember. :)
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2005-04-19, 1:44 PM #37
"OMG!!! LOOK AT TEH CLOWD!!! IT LOOKS LIKE TEH POPE!!! I sell it for millions! HAHAHA....no....wait....NOOOOO!!!! It's BREAKING apart!!! MY MILLIONS!!!"

...you guys won't believe this, but I found a toy that looks like Jesus!
[http://www.goldbrickersgifts.com/GOjesusAF150.jpg]
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2005-04-19, 2:36 PM #38
I thought it looked more like a bee-keeper.
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