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The Best Job Ever Thread
2005-04-18, 10:55 PM #1
I REALLY REALLY wish there were a real place like Pleasure Island from "Club Dread". I would work there in a heart beat.... In the movie, they "Lived" on the Island. I wonder if they had room and board for free... if so, that would be the BEST JOB ever....

Post your dream jobs.. NOW!
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2005-04-18, 10:59 PM #2
Asteroid miner
Stuff
2005-04-18, 11:06 PM #3
Millionaire.

I'd relax, I would sit on my *** all day, I would do nothing.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-04-18, 11:06 PM #4
Recording engineer.

Oh wait. With a little luck, I'll be one in about a year.

:D
2005-04-18, 11:09 PM #5
If I could make a living with lacrosse (playing, coaching and reffing), I'd be exstatic.
Pissed Off?
2005-04-18, 11:38 PM #6
Pixar.
2005-04-18, 11:43 PM #7
I would just like to research Computer Science. You know, writing papers and all that. I just want to discover cool stuff. Working towards my first publication now.
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2005-04-19, 1:00 AM #8
Resident DJ on Ibiza
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-04-19, 1:03 AM #9
Game programmer tentatively.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-04-19, 1:14 AM #10
Roleplaying game designer
Or a musician
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2005-04-19, 3:46 AM #11
Millionaire Heir
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2005-04-19, 4:29 AM #12
Session Musician. or at best, Touring Guitarist!

at worst, well, teaching. but all are fun too. so more points for me!
"NAILFACE" - spe
2005-04-19, 6:29 AM #13
Have you people no aspirations?! I want to be a billionaire heir!

I think really cool jobs would be to be Sam Fisher, a burglar, a hacker, or a spy-handler or something like that. You know, being smarter than people from the shadows.

Being a pro-skater would be pretty fun too.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-04-19, 6:36 AM #14
Ambulance driver.

If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk.
2005-04-19, 6:44 AM #15
Artist/Film Art Concepts/games designer/asian pimp

and in my spare time...

Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
Resident DJ on Ibiza
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-04-19, 6:48 AM #16
Not sure about the dream job factor, but being a musician, level designer, journalist or some nice job where I could get myself useful and get money conveniently, would be good enough.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-04-19, 7:06 AM #17
Freelance journalist / magician / professional poker player.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2005-04-19, 7:08 AM #18
I'd be a porn star.
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2005-04-19, 8:06 AM #19
The king of my own self-sufficient tropical island, where I would rule with an iron fist.
2005-04-19, 8:33 AM #20
I'm heading towards engineering, and I hope I'll enjoy it. I certainly think I will.

As for a true bona fide dream job? None.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-04-19, 8:34 AM #21
Scriptwriter
nope.
2005-04-19, 9:52 AM #22
Being a millionaire would be boring. Especially at a young age.
Xbox Live/PlayStation Network/Steam: tone217
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2005-04-19, 9:57 AM #23
I second porn star
2005-04-19, 9:58 AM #24
[http://www.jedi.ro/ep3/starwars_episode3_01.jpg]

The Chosen One
>>untie shoes
2005-04-19, 10:01 AM #25
God
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2005-04-19, 10:12 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
Scriptwriter


That, or whoever gets to hump Keira Knightley.
http://www.jedilegacy.net/gonk/
2005-04-19, 10:19 AM #27
Secret Agent.
2005-04-19, 2:03 PM #28
Professional Welfare Leach
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-04-19, 2:14 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Gonk
whoever gets to hump Keira Knightley.


Or... level designer / girl snuggler, cuddler and hugger
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-04-19, 2:25 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Flexor
Resident DJ on Ibiza



Ahh mine too!
Mmmm.
2005-04-19, 2:45 PM #31
Owning my own Sucesfull Restaurant/Bar.
2005-04-19, 2:47 PM #32
Definitely a musician
/fluffle
2005-04-19, 2:50 PM #33
writer/director. and maybe actor.

i'd be a silent role though. maybe. ive been working on some characters i wanna use when i start making actual 'serious' movies, and one is a guy who obviously looks just like me, but has 'fatal oral fixationism disorder' which is basically a made up disease where if he stops using his tongue, he goes into a coma, so he has a sachel of suckers at his side, and rarely speaks.

i know it sounds silent bob-ish, but the way i plan to write it, it wont. plus he(me) gets a pretty naughty scene where a girl grabs him by the sucker stick and takes him to some remote area(janitors closet, bathroom, whatever) and removes his sucker so he has to.. well you'll see.

now i just have to write a 'plot' around a bunch of characters. bleh. boring.
2005-04-19, 3:31 PM #34
Lead Game Designer and/or game designer at Flagship Studios.
D E A T H
2005-04-19, 3:35 PM #35
4 star General. It will be a reality some day. -_-
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2005-04-19, 3:52 PM #36
I liked Dirk Pitt's job from Sahara.

Not only does he travel and look for artifacts, but he blows up boats, rides plans with no working parts over deserts, knows about african cultures, stops evil sunlight corporations, and saves the world, and at the same time he can use guns whenever he wants.

Plus he gets to kiss Salma Hayek.
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2005-04-19, 4:10 PM #37
Game designer
2005-04-19, 4:42 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth_biggs
God
HIRED!


That's my first choice as well :)

otherwise, I would've done cogging for JK...
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-04-19, 4:53 PM #39
1. Drummer
2. Skateboarder
3. Game Programmer/Designer/Level Editor (Most likely.)
Skateboarding is not a crime.
2005-04-19, 5:06 PM #40
United States Marine. 'URAH!
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