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If you were Pope, what would your name be?
2005-04-19, 8:58 PM #1
They get to choose their own official name, if anyone didnt know.

Some nice ideas copied from the Fark topic the other day:

Pope Sidious
Pope Sicle
Poprah Winfrey

Well?
Couldnt go past Pope Sicle myself.
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2005-04-19, 8:59 PM #2
Pope Hombre the Wicked.
2005-04-19, 9:00 PM #3
Pope P. Popey.
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2005-04-19, 9:04 PM #4
I was just looking at Wikipedia to research for a paper and noticed they had a lot of pope articles up for the new guy. Turns out that "pope" is just the abbreviated version of his full title, which is:
Quote:
Originally posted by Wikipedia:
Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Patriarch of the West, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the State of the Vatican City, Servant of the Servants of God
Pope Sicle is definitely catchier.
2005-04-19, 9:08 PM #5
Darth Pope
Pope-a-licious
Pope George Bush the Third
Pope-pourri
Stuff
2005-04-19, 9:11 PM #6
Primate of Italy....eheheh
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2005-04-19, 9:11 PM #7
I'm pretty sure there is a strict list they have to pick from, its like only names of saints or something, I honestly have no idea what it is but according to it I think I would have picked Pope Innocent
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2005-04-19, 9:12 PM #8
How about just "Bob"? :p
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2005-04-19, 9:19 PM #9
Pope I. The Sailor Man?
2005-04-19, 9:21 PM #10
Pope Ochonothoropolocius I, maybe.
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2005-04-19, 10:49 PM #11
pope-eye
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2005-04-19, 10:54 PM #12
James Bond.
2005-04-19, 10:58 PM #13
Soda Pope.
Pope goes the Weasel.
Snap-Crackle-Pope!
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2005-04-19, 11:07 PM #14
Pope Fiction
2005-04-19, 11:31 PM #15
Pope Eye.

I'd eat spinach every meal and make all my Papal robes have anchors on them.

man... i didnt see that 2 other people beat me to it... i'm so unoriginal... :(
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2005-04-19, 11:33 PM #16
Pope OnaRope.... badum ching!
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2005-04-19, 11:36 PM #17
Pope Corky the 16th.

Pope Corky the First doesn't have the same ring to it.
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2005-04-19, 11:37 PM #18
Pope Lucifer sounds good to me
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2005-04-20, 2:34 AM #19
That ship's already sailed ;)
2005-04-20, 3:31 AM #20
Pope corn... ahaha har heh... ok nm
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2005-04-20, 3:44 AM #21
Innocentus X.

Best pope name ever and if I was pope I'd copy it.
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2005-04-20, 4:06 AM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Vad
I'm pretty sure there is a strict list they have to pick from, its like only names of saints or something, I honestly have no idea what it is but according to it I think I would have picked Pope Innocent


Actually, there isn't.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2005/04/17/international/i223957D16.DTL

Quote:
The new pope will be free to pick from any of his 264 predecessors, use his own first name or come up with something new.
2005-04-20, 5:51 AM #23
Pope Sean Paul I (as referring to the musician . . . )
2005-04-20, 6:33 AM #24
Pope Aragorn

Pope Frodo

pope padme
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2005-04-20, 7:13 AM #25
I would be called:

POPE JOHN PAUL II

erm :em321:
This is retarded, and I mean drooling at the mouth
2005-04-20, 7:14 AM #26
Pope Rob the Consistently Drunk
2005-04-20, 9:05 AM #27
-Pope Ular

-Pope Infreshdough
(I'm still laughing. Sometimes, I amaze even myself)
-Pope Ulate

-Pope Yseeds

-Pope Edballoon
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2005-04-20, 9:05 AM #28
I would call myself Pope Chong XXXX
I wish i was a monkey then I would have a good reason to fling poo.
2005-04-20, 9:49 AM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by JDKNITE188
Pope Sean Paul I (as referring to the musician . . . )


Musician?
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2005-04-20, 9:51 AM #30
Pope Jimmybob the first

I happen to know that my friend would be

Pope Satan Abdul Dubar MMCIX the breakdancing holy dude
nope.
2005-04-20, 9:58 AM #31
Pope NAMBLA the 221st....

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>.>

What?!
2005-04-20, 10:57 AM #32
Pope Tarts
Pope A'Johns
Pope Upads
Pope Culture
Pope N Dicular

2005-04-20, 12:51 PM #33
Pope A. Matic Trouble
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2005-04-20, 1:43 PM #34
-Jesus Christ
-Pope Handsome B. Wonderful
2005-04-20, 3:36 PM #35
Pope Teilhard.

Dan Simmons Hyperion series was mighty kickarse.
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Pimpin' Yerba Mate Drinker
2005-04-20, 4:24 PM #36
Pope Herschel Krustofsky!
2005-04-20, 4:45 PM #37
Battle Pope
Pope M. Jackson II
Jedi Master Pope
Pope Kedri
Pope #II

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2005-04-20, 4:48 PM #38
Pope Eeples Money
Pope Aunarope II
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2005-04-20, 7:19 PM #39
Pope Yew-Indie XXX

maybe...
2005-04-20, 7:22 PM #40
Popeman
Jesus
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