So, I was having trouble going to sleep last night, my sweetmate left her alarm going which sounded like a jack hammer and a train, I had to turn the fan on to cover up that noise. I decided to grab a hand full of dark chocolate kisses; I ate a couple and I went to bed. I fell asleep almost immediately.

I woke up this morning, my computer finally didn’t turn it self off (it's set to wake me up with music), so I’m listening to Allan the Fisherman, then I sit up and look behind me. In the middle of by bed, where my back was laying there was some sort of brown streak... I was like, what the, 0.o oh no. So I got a tissue and started getting the chunks up, and I smelled it. chocolate kisses. melted, streaked across by bed. arg! to my self, but at least it smells gooood. ahh, the joys of dark chocolate. now i have to do sheet laundry. >.<

just thought i would share... and does anything like this happin to yall?

thank god it was chocolate


The only thing I have to wash out of my sheets is basic dirt from sleeping on it, my long hair strands fallen out, and the usual guy stuff.



:em321:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

When we first brought my dog, he was just a puppy, and before he was properly trained, he crapped on my bed while I was sleeping.

The trick was trying to get to the bathroom and clean the **** off of my feet without spreading it everywhere.

God, that sucked.

At least it was that end of the bed...

Haha, what if it pooped on his head.

..

That's exactly what I thought...

Well, I was reading my book(right after I showered and shaved my face), and I was rubbing my face a few times because it was irritated and I continued reading my book for about 5 minutes when I realized a red mark on some of the pages and realized that I cut myself. Thank god that book wasn't a library book.

Now, that would have been a nice surprise to the next person to borrow it...

>.<

Just >.<

You realize there are a couple ways to prevent this, Ruth? :p One of them you can even do alone! :em321:

Conan the Librarian!!

What's that, Baxter? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you... and you ate the whole wheel of cheese? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.