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A Serious Poll
2005-04-22, 12:51 PM #1
...but a not so serious situation or options. This is actually research that I'm doing on my own as influence from my Psychology class. So, please answer seriously.
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-04-22, 12:54 PM #2
I'd erm... just leave it alone.
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2005-04-22, 12:54 PM #3
I would probably pick it up and take a big old chomp out of it, then set it back down and see what happens. So I guess the closest to that would be eating it.
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2005-04-22, 12:56 PM #4
I would pursue it comically as it outwits me while I say "Wise guy eh?!"
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2005-04-22, 12:59 PM #5
I'd probably throw things at it.
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2005-04-22, 1:07 PM #6
Watch it for a while. Try to figure out how it is moving on its own (looking for strings or other means of travel). I'd then place my foot in it's path, to see how it reacts. I'd proceed a number of ways depending on how it reacted.
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2005-04-22, 1:08 PM #7
I'd stab you, for making a damned pointless thread.

And not the cool, funny kind of pointless thread. A dumb pointless one.
2005-04-22, 1:10 PM #8
I would say this is the funny kind. Just imagining this happeneing is almost making me crack up. Reading peoples' replies is even funnier.
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2005-04-22, 1:17 PM #9
Pick it up, set up a ladder, climb said ladder. Throw lettuce head off and into the street.
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2005-04-22, 1:29 PM #10
The thread isn't pointless, he's using it for Pysch research. Though I'd point out it's not an ethical line of questioning as none of us have signed an Informed Consent Release.
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2005-04-22, 1:40 PM #11
i'd blink, stare at it for a few seconds, shrug and walk off
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2005-04-22, 1:52 PM #12
I probably would just think it's the wind and then pick it up and munch. :p
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2005-04-22, 1:59 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by SM_Trige
...but a not so serious situation or options. This is actually research that I'm doing on my own as influence from my Psychology class. So, please answer seriously.


For what class do you have to do this? I'm searching my brain for relevant experiments and theories but I'm drawing a blank.
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2005-04-22, 2:00 PM #14
I'd kick it in the face. (It's a head of lettuce, therefore it has a face. LAUGHHGOLLYJEEPPORN)
2005-04-22, 2:02 PM #15
Check for logical causes of its rolling, then take it in my hands, examine it, peel it a bit, see if it's still rolling. If still rolling, sell it to some wacky scientists. If not, throw it in the garbage.
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2005-04-22, 3:49 PM #16
Eat it. A lettuce is a lettuce. I'm not one to throw good food away. And you know what they say: If it still moves, it must be fresh.
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2005-04-22, 3:54 PM #17
I'd grab it, and race it against a cabbage.
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2005-04-22, 4:29 PM #18
I'd eat it. That'd stop it rolling.

Reason:

My mum and dad had friends over, and my dad and tony were drinking whiskey, as they tend to do. The topic had turned to the occult (tony does ghost walks in york, and some of the stuff he knows sends shivers down my spine - great stuff).

The bottle of whiskey bubbled. With a BIG bubble. Not a pissy little thing, but a good golf ball sized bubble.

Dad just took the top off, poured it into his and tony's glasses and drank the lot.

"Well it won't do that again"

True story that.
2005-04-22, 5:13 PM #19
I would grab my camera and get some footage to upload onto massassi and then post a thread about my rolling head of lettuce.
2005-04-22, 5:21 PM #20
Look confused for a moment, before chasing after it, poking and kicking when applicable. Eventually, I'd have to leave, and try to see how far I can get it to srpay when I stomp on top of it.
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2005-04-22, 9:46 PM #21
This isn't for a class, I was just inspired by something that was mentioned in class. As for the reasoning behind the question, I'm trying to see how people would react to unusual events that revolve around everyday items. Would they go about their daily routine? To what extreme would their reaction be?
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2005-04-22, 10:14 PM #22
Put it on eBay and say it was blessed by the Virgin Mary. :p
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2005-04-22, 10:41 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Sol
I would pursue it comically as it outwits me while I say "Wise guy eh?!"


Best option right there.
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2005-04-23, 9:26 AM #24
Nuke it.
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2005-04-23, 9:48 AM #25
Jump and land on top of it with both feet. So...attack it basically.
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2005-04-23, 9:48 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
i'd blink, stare at it for a few seconds, shrug and walk off

2005-04-23, 10:13 AM #27
I'd run for the toast, bacon, and tomato
2005-04-23, 10:36 AM #28
heh. I like it when I vote on a poll without seeing the results, only to find that I voted for the same thing that almost everyone else did.
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2005-04-23, 12:31 PM #29
I'd ponder on it for a while then ignore it.
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