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You won't see something this funny for a long, long time. (MUST READ!)
2005-04-23, 3:11 PM #1
Warning: SOme language.

http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm

It' about a very, very, very, stupid individual who believes hes hacking the IP of someone who he dislikes...
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-04-23, 3:26 PM #2
... Wow. That deserves its place on bash.org. O_O
DO NOT WANT.
2005-04-23, 3:28 PM #3
It dserves its own website. :D
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-04-23, 3:30 PM #4
GOLD! :D
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-04-23, 3:43 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
GOLD! :D
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-04-23, 3:43 PM #6
Funny.
D E A T H
2005-04-23, 3:45 PM #7
So wait, *****hackers HD was deleted in the end?
2005-04-23, 3:46 PM #8
Yes. He Ended up attacking himself.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-04-23, 3:49 PM #9
That was funny as hell. What a moron
2005-04-23, 4:06 PM #10
Natural selection at its best!
Life is beautiful.
2005-04-23, 4:18 PM #11
I still can't beleive he's 26 though...
But other than that... hahah the guy is beyond stupid.
2005-04-23, 4:29 PM #12
He was probably lying about his age
一个大西瓜
2005-04-23, 4:45 PM #13
That was great. :D
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2005-04-23, 4:50 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Unknown User
So wait, *****hackers HD was deleted in the end?


Thus is the nature of 127.0.0.1
:master::master::master:
2005-04-23, 4:50 PM #15
I love the part where he's like "lolololol you're so stupid man.. never give your ip on the internet"

They should have told him what his was
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-04-23, 4:54 PM #16
The even funnier part is that even if he had the correct IP it wouldnt have worked. He was probably using some trojan he downloaded. He must be running the trojan host too. haha.
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2005-04-23, 4:55 PM #17
Awesome.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-04-23, 5:06 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
GOLD! :D
Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)
Morituri Nolumus Mori
2005-04-23, 6:30 PM #19
That was....awesome
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2005-04-23, 7:05 PM #20
Found this story a few days ago. We've got one of these "1337 h4xx0rs" in the GE that thinks he can bring fire and brimstone like the other thought he was doing. Ooh, he knows how to /whois a domain. *shudders* :p

(Oh, and 5 minutes got me a couple possible home addresses ;) )
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)
2005-04-23, 7:39 PM #21
Quote:
<*****checker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me


Ha ha ha.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-04-23, 7:43 PM #22
Even to a novice such as myself that was hilarious.
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2005-04-23, 8:52 PM #23
what a freakin dumbaaassss
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

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