Who here is stretchy? I've recently been stretched quite rigorously and as a result my legs, torso, and other parts of the body can now go places they have not gone since second grade. I'm approaching that point (slowly) where I can lie down facing the ceiling and pull one leg so that the instep of that foot is directly over my head while keeping it straight and the other leg straight and flat on the ground .. though I am still sore and therefore most of the time need someone to sit on my other leg so it doesn't spring up

I really had no need to post this, but it feels good to be stretchy again. Ah, the possibilities.


So, post your own stories of yourself, or other people, being stretchy and/or sexy. (Short of being contortionists, like these guys:

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I used to play curling, so I was incredidbly flexible at the time. Inactivity has robbed me of that.

that... is not something to be proud of, Pom.

*shudder*

i tried to crush to crush my gf's leg using the power of my thighs....

I accidently caught one of my nuts, and grunted in pain

then i tried again...

5 seconds later something went snap, and i could hardly move my legs for a few hours

needless to say she laughed for quite a while.

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i can put my leg behind my head over my shoulder, it kinda hurts though and I cant do both at once.

I do alot of exercise, but I'm not stretchy at all. I can't even lift my leg up to form a 90 degree angle with my chest.

I'm jsut happy that I can touch my toes with my legs straight.

I make sure to keep the remote close so I don't have to stretch.

I'm fairly bendy

I can go from kneeling down (knees at right angles to my body, shins on the ground) to lying on my back perfectly flat, then pick myself up without my arms. People think that's wierd.

And I can do one-handed cartwheels, even when I'm on wet grass and out of my skull.

(Woohoo for house parties with big back gardens!)

I used to be more flexible. Not Reed Richards strechy though. I could put my legs behind my head. I probably still could, but it'd hurt a lot.

Bah! What kind of super power is that. Atleast PlasticMan did cool stuff. I was once asked if I had a superpower, what would I want it to be. I said "Well not something crappy, like invisiblity. Though, I could go some pretty cool places with invisiblity....hmmm.... Strike that! I want invisiblity."

pervert. :p

I'm very un-limber.

Limber girls are sexy though. Suddenly grabbing their ankle and pressing their knee against their shoulder is always fun. Lots of fun grips to try and let them playfully wrestle out of.