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2005-04-24, 12:06 AM #1
Of dead babies.





Post your favorite dead baby joke. Yeah.
2005-04-24, 12:07 AM #2
http://plif.andkon.com/
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2005-04-24, 12:15 AM #3
What's the difference between a thousand dead babies and a thousand pounds of sand?














You can't unload the sand with a pitchfork.
>>untie shoes
2005-04-24, 12:22 AM #4
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of rocks?



You can't eat your way out of the pile of rocks.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-04-24, 12:26 AM #5
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and this thread?

Neither are even remotely funny.
2005-04-24, 12:28 AM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and this thread?

Neither are even remotely funny.


Then there isn't a difference...
>>untie shoes
2005-04-24, 12:29 AM #7
I believe that would be a similarity.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2005-04-24, 12:35 AM #8
Ooh, dead babies. Sooo original.
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2005-04-24, 12:42 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by FastGamerr
Ooh, dead babies. Sooo original.


If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
2005-04-24, 1:18 AM #10
Not a joke, but a random as quote from some of my housemates from a couple of years ago.

Ari: The phone is making a weird beeping. How do I stop it?
Justin: Just hit it against the wall 'till it stops making noises.
Scott D: Heh, Just like babies
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2005-04-24, 1:28 AM #11
/me giggles.
2005-04-24, 1:40 AM #12
1. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a catalac?

I don't have a Catalac in my garage


2. What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 10 trees


3. a) How do you fit 10 dead babies in a jar?

A blinder.

b) How do you get them out?

Tostitos.
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2005-04-24, 2:08 AM #13
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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2005-04-24, 2:17 AM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Spiral
2. What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 10 trees



Ahahahahaha.
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2005-04-24, 6:42 AM #15
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw them.
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2005-04-24, 7:50 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Bill
Then there isn't a difference...

:o
2005-04-24, 8:10 AM #17
What do you get if you stick a knife in a baby?

A Life Sentence.

How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?

The police report says about three.
D E A T H
2005-04-24, 10:17 AM #18
Well, I don't have any dead baby jokes, but . . .

Sweet onion baby teryaki at Subway!

Subway, eat flesh!
2005-04-24, 10:38 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and this thread?

Neither are even remotely funny.
QFT.

You all have bad taste and should die horribly.
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2005-04-24, 10:39 AM #20
Hows the old saying go?

If you can't take the heat... no...

If you don't like it... no

Oh yeah, I remember:

If you don't like the jokes, get the **** out.

:)
>>untie shoes
2005-04-24, 10:45 AM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
QFT.

You all have bad taste and should die horribly.


Yeah, dead baby jokes are sick...

...but laughter is the best medicine!

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2005-04-24, 10:56 AM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
QFT.

You all have bad taste and should die horribly.
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2005-04-24, 11:25 AM #23
What do you call a dead baby in your garage?




A felony!
2005-04-24, 11:55 AM #24
Hmm. We seem to have some across a type of joke that is actually less funny and more stupid than puns are. :rolleyes:
2005-04-24, 11:58 AM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Hmm. We seem to have some across a type of joke that is actually less funny and more stupid than puns are. :rolleyes:


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2005-04-24, 12:29 PM #26
I think Bill speaks much wisdom.
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2005-04-24, 12:37 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by Bill
Hows the old saying go?

If you can't take the heat... no...

If you don't like it... no

Oh yeah, I remember:

If you don't like the jokes, get the **** out.

:)
I don't like earth. So I'm leaving.
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2005-04-24, 12:40 PM #28
Bye
>>untie shoes
2005-04-24, 1:30 PM #29
What do you call a dead baby joke?





Stupid.
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2005-04-24, 1:32 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
What do you call a dead baby joke?





Stupid.


:)
nope.
2005-04-24, 1:37 PM #31
what do you call a red liquid crawling up a womans leg?

a homesick abortion.
2005-04-24, 1:38 PM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Stafford
what do you call a red liquid crawling up a womans leg?

a homesick abortion.


LMFAO
>>untie shoes
2005-04-24, 2:15 PM #33
That abortion joke is quite possibly one of the worst I've ever heard. Kudos!
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2005-04-24, 2:42 PM #34
lol.. I remember hearing that abortion joke before.. but I completely forgot about it

I'll probably get banned for this one, but here it goes...


Q: How do you make a little girl cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody d*** on her teddy bear.
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2005-04-24, 2:48 PM #35
Oh god... there are so many good jokes that can't be told here...
>>untie shoes
2005-04-24, 2:50 PM #36
Quote:
Originally posted by Bill
Oh god... there are so many good jokes that can't be told here...


...Yes, damn those people who want to keep obscene, vulgar and disgusting jokes out of the norm!
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2005-04-24, 2:55 PM #37
Hey guess what. I've got a demented sense of humor. Good news. It makes playing violent videogames a lot more fun. I laugh more at Soldier of Fortune 2 than I do at stand up comedy. Vice City has more laughs in it than Animal House. Or is a violent videogame somehow different than a sick joke?
>>untie shoes
2005-04-24, 2:58 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Bill
Vice City has more laughs in it than Animal House.


That's blasphemy.
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2005-04-24, 3:00 PM #39
I can't control Animal House. :)
>>untie shoes
2005-04-24, 3:22 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Bill
Bye
*jumps*

Sorry, can't seem to escape gravity. So I guess I'm staying.
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