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Oh just jump already!
2005-04-24, 12:15 PM #1
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Well this guy is sitting over the main train station in Edinburgh, right at the city centre next to Princes street .(huge street filled with shops/tourists with the gardens on the right which sit below Edinburgh castle. Its usually mobbed all year round.)
Because of this dude, north bridge has been closed so traffic in the centre of the city is murder. It took this guy I know an entire hour to get along the whole mile and a half that is Princes street yesterday. Because of where the guy is sitting, nobody can grab him because it is very likely that he will fall. He's been there for 36 hours now and he even fell asleep at one point!

Well that do you think should be done, right now I wanna go along there and push the guy off the bridge myself.
nope.
2005-04-24, 12:23 PM #2
Put some nets below him and leave him alone. He's gotten his 15 mins of fame so let him some down from lack of more attnetion.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-04-24, 12:27 PM #3
ROFL! I find it hilarious that enough people suicide from that spot that they decided to install a phone there so suicidal people could call their hotline.
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2005-04-24, 11:07 PM #4
Oh no! A man is causing us minor inconvenience! We must murder him!

:rolleyes:
So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!
2005-04-24, 11:22 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by Bobbert006
Put some nets below him and leave him alone. He's gotten his 15 mins of fame so let him some down from lack of more attnetion.


I like this idea.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2005-04-24, 11:27 PM #6
Why must some suiciders become attention whores?
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2005-04-25, 1:40 AM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
Why must some suiciders become attention whores?


Isnt that rhetorical?
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2005-04-25, 2:03 AM #8
I think they should forget such people and resume normal traffic and business. It's not like one falling man could cause that much trouble to the traffic. Maybe they should post a couple of signs there: Caution: Beware falling men.
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2005-04-25, 5:37 AM #9
Just suspend a big net below him. Problem solved.

2005-04-25, 6:57 AM #10
The results of this poll are scaring me. You black-hearted bastards!
:eek::p
2005-04-25, 1:59 PM #11
Apparently he got off the bridge at 6:30 this morning :(.
nope.
2005-04-25, 2:38 PM #12
Why the :(? You cold-hearted bastard, you're going right to the ninth level of hell. :p
DO NOT WANT.
2005-04-25, 2:41 PM #13
Because it saddens him when someone doesn't kill themselves when they say they will... just like me if someone is gonna make a threat so outragous I demand to see a body!
2005-04-25, 2:42 PM #14
'Course, I'm not much better... I just don't care. If it doesn't affect me, I really don't give a flying f***. Y'know? :p
DO NOT WANT.
2005-04-25, 2:45 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Zell
'Course, I'm not much better... I just don't care. If it doesn't affect me, I really don't give a flying f***. Y'know? :p

I encourage people to commit suicide.
>_>
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2005-04-25, 2:54 PM #16
When you say he "got down" do you mean he jumped or he got away safely? :p
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2005-04-25, 4:49 PM #17
If I were stuck in traffic for hours because he had to have his 15 min of fame, If get out of my car and tell to hurry up and jump or I'd go up there with a 12 gage and finish him off myself. ;)
2005-04-25, 5:08 PM #18
I think a net should be put there, and he left alone.
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen
2005-04-25, 5:34 PM #19
There was a guy who threatened to jump off of an overpass in Atlanta about a year ago. All of the people on the interstate below were tired of waiting and started yelling for him to jump so they could get on their way.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."

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