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This tickled me..
2005-04-26, 2:57 AM #1
http://www.hawking.org.uk/pics/pics.html

Do you guys think that Stephen Hawkings thinks with his electronic voice ?
2005-04-26, 3:48 AM #2
Is that Jim Carrey?
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2005-04-26, 3:53 AM #3
Yes , for sure it is Jim Carrey !
2005-04-26, 4:35 AM #4
Quote:
Originally posted by riddlerstar
Do you guys think that Stephen Hawkings thinks with his electronic voice ?


Maybe he does. At least I think with a voice I like, instead of my real and horrible voice.
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2005-04-26, 5:11 AM #5
I think with a female voice
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2005-04-26, 5:13 AM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Morpheus
I think with a female voice


Are you implying that his wife beats him, supresses him and thinks in his place?
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2005-04-26, 5:31 AM #7
Or maybe he got influenced by Shodan. OHZINGLOLZ
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2005-04-26, 1:58 PM #8
MC Hawking, kicking it oldskool: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/233937
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2005-04-26, 5:08 PM #9
What is that green thing on Hawking's ear?
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2005-04-27, 4:04 AM #10
Wow I never noticed how good looking Jim Carrey actually is....

Well next to Hawkings at least. ;)
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2005-04-27, 5:51 AM #11
oh my GOD that guy's ugly... WTF happened to him?
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2005-04-27, 8:27 AM #12
i know man ¿¿¿wtf???
2005-04-27, 10:39 AM #13
Does his voice box generate a laugh?
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2005-04-27, 10:43 AM #14
Guys ! Thats Stephen Hawkins, he is Lucasian Professor of Mathematics in Cambridge University, the same possition that Isaac Newton held in 1669. Sadly he got motor neurone disease which is why he is in the chair, then he caught pneumonia and had to have a tracheotomy so he can't speak, but he communicates through a computer built into his wheel chair with his electronic voice. Stephen currently runs on a 1.5 Intel but gets an upgrade every 3 years. He also appeard in my favirote Simpsons episode.
2005-04-27, 11:03 AM #15
My God he's ugly... uhg.
2005-04-27, 11:08 AM #16
The man may look hideous, but considering he's the smartest man on the planet, I'll let it slide.
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2005-04-27, 11:10 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by riddlerstar
Do you guys think that Stephen Hawkings thinks with his electronic voice ?


Do you think he makes love with his electronic...
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2005-04-27, 11:39 AM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Nubs
The man may look hideous, but considering he's the smartest man on the planet, I'll let it slide.


Yeah but if he was the smartest person on the planet don't you think he could have invented a better electronic face for himself or something?
2005-04-27, 12:32 PM #19
Dizzy Devil your missing the point!

I take it your a very vain person.
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2005-04-27, 12:35 PM #20
I would love to meet either of those two dudes. Jim Carrey because people say I remind them of him and he's my fav. non-transvestial comedian and Hawking, because he can lay down rhymes like a mofo.
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2005-04-27, 12:37 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by DMC87
Dizzy Devil your missing the point!

I take it your a very vain person.


No I'm not vain but when the guy looks like he opened the arc of the covanent I tend to worry a bit.
2005-04-27, 4:46 PM #22
I don't suppose he is the smartest man in the world, maybe the "smartest" physicist.

And this was on Conan a while ago. It was awesome.
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2005-04-27, 4:52 PM #23
Who's Stephen Hawkings? I remember seeing him on a Simpsons Episode... Talking with an electronical voice... Claiming to be the smartest in the World...
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2005-04-27, 5:08 PM #24
I like hawking's his teeth.. they look nice
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2005-04-27, 5:09 PM #25
ewww.. look at hawking's left hand in the first picture.... it's like it's on backwards!!!
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2005-04-27, 5:47 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Dominik
Who's Stephen Hawkings? I remember seeing him on a Simpsons Episode... Talking with an electronical voice... Claiming to be the smartest in the World...

He's like one of the most brilliant minds ever. I wish I could have but a fraction of his knowledge of physics.
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2005-04-27, 5:48 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
He's like one of the most brilliant minds ever. I wish I could have but a fraction of his knowledge of physics.


I see... But what's up with his voice and why is he always carrying a PC with him?
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2005-04-27, 6:05 PM #28
Without knowing the specifics, one can assume that the laptop allows him to facilitate communication.
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2005-04-27, 6:19 PM #29
CAN PEOPLE STOP RIDICULING HAWKING'S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE? HE IS A CRIPPLE. HE HAS BEEN FOR MANY, MANY YEARS.
2005-04-27, 6:20 PM #30
hawking is fat lol
2005-04-27, 6:54 PM #31
http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/image/200211/25/20021125p2a00m000034000c.jpg
Look at how slanted his eyes are! It's almost like they're not unslanted!

http://www.esrnational.org/images/m&hs_connect_black_man.jpg
holy crap, do you see his nose? It's almost as wide as a black man's nose!?

Suddenly no one's ever seen someone who's crippled...
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2005-04-27, 7:09 PM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Dizzy Devil
Yeah but if he was the smartest person on the planet don't you think he could have invented a better electronic face for himself or something?


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2005-04-27, 7:10 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Dominik
I see... But what's up with his voice and why is he always carrying a PC with him?


He speaks through the computer, controlling it by moving his eyes or head.
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2005-04-27, 7:12 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by Bobbert006
He speaks through the computer, controlling it by moving his eyes or head.


Freaky!
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2005-04-27, 7:21 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by money•bie
hawking is fat lol


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2005-04-27, 8:01 PM #36
The amount of sheer ignorance in this thread is giving me a headache.

Hawking is one of the coolest people ever. One of the few people alive today whose name will be remembered a thousand years from now.
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2005-04-27, 10:03 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Krig_the_Viking
The amount of sheer ignorance in this thread is giving me a headache.



..wow, yeah, I agree.

Hawking is not the smartest person living right now. By IQ, anyways.

Marilyn von Savant or whatever has a 210 IQ and hawking is around 190.
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2005-04-27, 10:14 PM #38
I can't believe what this thread turned into...
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2005-04-27, 10:15 PM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by Pommy
..wow, yeah, I agree.

Hawking is not the smartest person living right now. By IQ, anyways.

Marilyn von Savant or whatever has a 210 IQ and hawking is around 190.


IQ isnt even reliable above 100!! It was created to discern retarded people from normal people, not to be a accurate judgement of anyone's intelligence....It's not reliable for things like this.
2005-04-27, 10:22 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Raoul Duke
IQ isnt even reliable above 100!! It was created to discern retarded people from normal people, not to be a accurate judgement of anyone's intelligence....It's not reliable for things like this.


IQ is unreliable because units and theories of intelligence were created around it. Thus, it's completely relative, and more or less useless except for comparing verbal/mathematical intelligences among a group.
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