I'm sitting here awaiting the phone call. The one from the girl when she says "I'm ready to go." It's all gone good up until this point. Tonight, we head to my friends' birthday celebration. Three tandem birthday parties in one night. This will be a night to remember. Wish me luck.

Have fun!

Good luck.
Don't mess up now.

eh... take pictures.

:p

Good Luck and Have Fun

/me watches as Bill gets stood up

/me points and laughs at Bill

/me runs

Oh Free, I was thinking the same thing, but I just got the call. She said she needs just a minute to finish getting ready, and then it's all good to go.

you know I really love you. It's just my jealousy. teh freelancer doesn't have a lady friend to do anything with on this fine Saturday night.

Wear a rubber.

Don't do anything I would do.

WT..? If I posted everytime my GF was late, ever post on this forum would be pushed to the bottom. Congratulations on having a girlfriend, but this thread has absolutely no purpose, other than saying, "y0, I have a GF, lolz!"

Yeah exactly. If I posted everytime my GF is late the space-time fabric would rip and we would go back in time or something. Making a post when she isn't late, now that would be a challenge. That day seems far away now though.

Bill, what you need to do is mess with her watch, more importantly her biological rhythm ahd ultimately her mind. Set up some mathematically analysed timetables. During those times, you have to literally shine a massive intergalactically huge beam of light in her face, thus messing with her day-night sun cycle rhythm. Shine it in her face at 2am for a few hours, then let her go to sleep by the time she has to go to school/work. Once you get rid of her sense of time, you can reprogram it.

Side effects are of course that her personality will die. With every cloud comes a silver lining though, as you can build a totally new girlfriend like that. You could train her to make better spaghetti, and say to you 'Bill, master of my universe' after every sentence (sentences produced by her brand new personality). If you really want a laugh, install a voice in her mind that shouts out 'LEFT' every time she goes right somewhere. Fun for the entire family!

Hope all goes well!

Is that such a big deal? Let the man have his fun. "y0, I have a GF, lolz" is certainly more important than "y0, I have a PSP, lolz"

Hell. Die. Go there.

Maybe you should post a thread where you whine about how much your life sucks, instead of doing it in mine.

All I see in your post is "Hey, guys, my girlfriend's late. Oh, you pointed out the stupidity and pointlessness of this thread. Damn, gotta insult you now."

Thread locked in 5...

Try posting every time your GF says "I don't mind what film you want to put on tonight" and you suggest Tron and suddenly she does care what film you put on...

[oh boy I'm gonna be in trouble for posting this...]

Nice.

Uh, let's think for a second. How is this any different than any other "I'm going here or there tonight" thread. If you have personal issues with me, as I know many of you do, then I suggest you keep it personal instead of trying to make me look bad.

*sigh* sometimes I hate you Yoshi. I'll aim that at the two of you who decided to mock the point of the thread too. If you piss and moaned about every pointless thread Massassi has on its database you'd either A) piss and moan your lives away or B) wear your fingers down to nubs.

Just STFU and don't post if you're so bothered. Sweet Jesus.

I'm not complaining about the thread. I could care less. I just think it's stupid that Bill's like "OMG YOU GUYS SAID MY THREAD WAS POINTLESS SO I'LL INSULT YOU"

And trust me, Yecti, the hate is what keeps the relationship strong. Rawr.

you instigate everything. sometimes it's OK not to have a damned opinion.

So he didn't instigate anything by telling them to die and go to hell and make a thread about how much their life sucks?

And you know, you're right. I just don't really care when those times are. I like having an opinion. Sue me.

If you act like an assbag then I'll treat you like one. Keep that in mind.

good job being nice you guys!