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If there's one movie to miss this summer...

2005-05-02, 1:08 PM #1

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

...this is it.

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2005-05-02, 1:18 PM #2

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

I completely agree.

Stuff

2005-05-02, 1:18 PM #3

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

WTF?

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-05-02, 1:29 PM #4

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

o.O

2005-05-02, 1:31 PM #5

Nubs

SMASH!!!!!!

Posts: 1,460

Ok, that has to be fake, or a joke, or something. Otherwise, it's one of the worst idea I have ever been privy to.

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2005-05-02, 1:36 PM #6

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

... Woah. That would be really weird to see.

2005-05-02, 1:39 PM #7

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

i must say...
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eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-05-02, 1:54 PM #8

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

I BURN WITH GENERIC RAGE

D E A T H

2005-05-02, 1:55 PM #9

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

I BURN WITH A SPECIFIC RAGE!

2005-05-02, 1:56 PM #10

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

I BURN WITH... OH CRAP IT'S FIRE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-05-02, 2:16 PM #11

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

/me misses Mystery Science Theater

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2005-05-02, 2:21 PM #12

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Horrible.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2005-05-02, 3:34 PM #13

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Wont somebody PLEASE think of the children!!!!

:eek:

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2005-05-02, 4:18 PM #14

Veger

A Waste of Space

Posts: 2,800

Based on what you guys said, based on penny arcade, making fun of Prince of Persia: Warrior within:

I Smolder with generic rage.

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2005-05-02, 4:20 PM #15

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

Quote:

Todd is, however, a serious film maker and we are confident that he will treat it all with respect. We hope.

-That's... That's... interesting...

2005-05-02, 4:52 PM #16

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

Words cannot describe the confusion I feel after reading that.

Life is beautiful.

2005-05-02, 5:07 PM #17

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

thats the stupidiest thing i've ever heard.

2005-05-02, 5:21 PM #18

Ewoklover

"Ewwwwww..."o

Posts: 1,398

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Stafford
thats the stupidiest thing i've ever heard.

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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2005-05-02, 5:45 PM #19

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Stafford
thats the stupidiest thing i've ever heard.

QFT

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2005-05-02, 5:51 PM #20

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Really....wtf? Correct me if I was wrong, but isn't Bob Dylan a guy? or am I missing the symbolism of having him played as a black woman?

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2005-05-02, 5:59 PM #21

RingMaster481

Leet Dancert

Posts: 1,331

By the thread title, I thought you were referring to "The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl."

2005-05-02, 6:05 PM #22

tinny

Looking for: One heart.

Posts: 1,736

Kind of reminds me of Darth Vader. Going from a dorky white kid to a smooth talkin black man. Except this movie looks dumb

"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
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2005-05-02, 6:14 PM #23

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Quote:

Originally posted by quesadilla_red
Really....wtf? Correct me if I was wrong, but isn't Bob Dylan a guy? or am I missing the symbolism of having him played as a black woman?

Quote:

The 'Bootlicious' singer is one of several black female stars being considered to play Dylan in a biopic of his life after the director, Todd Haynes, announced he was searching for a woman to do justice to the white Jewish singer's "inner blackness". .

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2005-05-02, 6:17 PM #24

roxima

Former Mexican Red Dish

Posts: 2,074

Didn't know he had "inner blackness."

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

2005-05-02, 7:28 PM #25

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL
WTF?

2005-05-02, 9:44 PM #26

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL
WTF?

Yeah.

Pissed Off?

2005-05-03, 12:37 AM #27

AKPiggott

Grandmaster of Cool

Posts: 1,252

I always thought Bob Dylan was a man.

Now I know better.

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2005-05-03, 7:00 AM #28

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

I want to have some "inner blackness" too!

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2005-05-03, 5:42 PM #29

Compos Mentis

Posts: 2,331

This is the kind of stupidity that people remember for hundreds of years.

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2005-05-03, 5:45 PM #30

JDKNITE188

C is for cookie
and cookie is for me

Posts: 2,425

Wow, I can't believe people are even considering the production of this, assuming it is a plausible thought in the minds of directors and screenwriters.

2005-05-03, 6:15 PM #31

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I guess I'm not the only one to cast Aretha Franklin when asked the rhetorical question: "Who would play you in a movie about yourself?"

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2005-05-03, 7:36 PM #32

Morpheus

Thinks with a female voice

Posts: 475

This is just so....wrong

Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.