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Man finds finger in his frozen custard

2005-05-02, 7:11 PM #1

THRAWN

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http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050503/ap_on_fe_st/custard_finger

Except this time it was proven already that it was not planted.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-05-02, 7:12 PM #2

Shintock

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Mmmmm... custard.

2005-05-02, 7:13 PM #3

kyle90

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I found a finger in my KFC the other day; I started licking it, and it was goooooood.

Stuff

2005-05-02, 7:15 PM #4

THRAWN

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So it was finger licking good?

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-05-02, 7:15 PM #5

kyle90

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That it was.

Stuff

2005-05-02, 7:18 PM #6

gbk

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Quote:

Originally posted by THRAWN
So it was finger licking good?

You beat me to it. :p

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2005-05-02, 8:03 PM #7

Avenger

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This guy is pobably full of **** like the lady who "found" a finger in the Wendy's chili.

Pissed Off?

2005-05-02, 8:06 PM #8

Squirrel King

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Did you even bother reading the post here, or the first couple linds of the article? :rolleyes:

2005-05-02, 8:06 PM #9

Jedi Legend

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Quote:

Originally posted by Avenger
This guy is pobably full of **** like the lady who "found" a finger in the Wendy's chili.

Sounds legit when they can verify a worker actually lost a finger to the machine...

All I've got to say is: Ouch on both sides. Losing a finger probably didn't feel good, and I imagine neither did putting one in your mouth.

2005-05-02, 8:25 PM #10

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You would think they would be a little more on the ball about letting the employee's know of an accident like that.

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2005-05-02, 8:35 PM #11

Freelancer

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Everyone should start calling him a cannibal now, it would be highly funny.

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2005-05-02, 8:36 PM #12

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"Hmm! This must be candy!"

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2005-05-02, 9:28 PM #13

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Quote:

Originally posted by Echoman
"Hmm! This must be candy!"

It is sick that I laughed at that...that poor man!!!

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2005-05-03, 7:11 AM #14

Rob

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Quote:

"I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream ... to make it a treat. So I said, 'OK, well, I'll just put it in my mouth and get the ice cream off of it and see what it is.'"

Stowers said he spit the object out, but still couldn't identify it. So he went to his kitchen, rinsed it off with water — and "just started screaming."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Sorry... but I just found that hilarious.

2005-05-03, 1:14 PM #15

darthslaw

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What is it with losing fingers in food factories these days?!? Suddenly it's the "cool" thing to do or something it seems...

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2005-05-03, 1:16 PM #16

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Mmmm... custard....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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2005-05-03, 1:24 PM #17

ECHOMAN

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Quote:

Originally posted by Darth Slaw
What is it with losing fingers in food factories these days?!? Suddenly it's the "cool" thing to do or something it seems...

Then I wonder what body part would be the next "fad"...

>_<

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2005-05-03, 2:22 PM #18

AKPiggott

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Perhaps it's something like the new Mafia method of disposing of bodies or something...

I mean, you never hear of factory workers complaining that they lost fingers or anything... that never seems to factor into it.

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2005-05-21, 1:07 PM #19

muzein

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I can't believe that guy kept the finger, that's just plain rude!

2005-05-21, 1:20 PM #20

money•bie

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2005-05-21, 1:20 PM #21

Simbachu

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Quote:

Originally posted by Echoman
Then I wonder what body part would be the next "fad"...

>_<

There was a couple that found a penis in their ketchup a few months ago here in Sweden.

You're lagging behind the trends, America!

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2005-05-21, 1:25 PM #22

Baconfish

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Dose this could as reviving a dead thread?

nope.

2005-05-21, 1:33 PM #23

genk

doot!

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2005-05-21, 1:34 PM #24

muzein

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This thread is 20 days old. I didn't think that was against the rules? I hadn't heard the story before.