Okay. Here's the deal:
My Latin class. I've had the same teacher for 3 years. The class is a joke. We've watched maybe.. five different movies the past three years, but we've seen each one maybe four or five times. Needless to say, I know everything they explain quite well.
We always have worksheets that go with the movies to fill out.
The same.. worksheets...
So this time, we watched movie #3 and I filled out the worksheet (with all the right answers) and went to sleep before the movie started. (I wasn't feeling well that day.) I woke up with about 10 minutes of class left to find we had to write two essays. I wrote one, took about 3 minutes, but the other one apparently had to do with a clip we had never seen before.
Whatever will happydud do!?!?
This is what happydud will write:
QUESTION: Carthage was one of Rome's strongest enemies and yet it finally was destroyed in 146 BC. By whom and in what ways was Carthage resurrected? [Paragraph, 3-4 sentences.]
ANSWER:
I ran out of time and paper here. I made this essay well known to the class (we had a substitute the day I wrote this), so they all knew what I did.
The best part is that we were getting these packets back today, and my friend John got his first. He got a B. He glared playfully at me and said "If you get a higher grade than me on this..."
I got a B+.
My Latin class. I've had the same teacher for 3 years. The class is a joke. We've watched maybe.. five different movies the past three years, but we've seen each one maybe four or five times. Needless to say, I know everything they explain quite well.
We always have worksheets that go with the movies to fill out.
The same.. worksheets...
So this time, we watched movie #3 and I filled out the worksheet (with all the right answers) and went to sleep before the movie started. (I wasn't feeling well that day.) I woke up with about 10 minutes of class left to find we had to write two essays. I wrote one, took about 3 minutes, but the other one apparently had to do with a clip we had never seen before.
Whatever will happydud do!?!?
This is what happydud will write:
QUESTION: Carthage was one of Rome's strongest enemies and yet it finally was destroyed in 146 BC. By whom and in what ways was Carthage resurrected? [Paragraph, 3-4 sentences.]
ANSWER:
Quote:
Since the begining of time, Carthage, one of Rome's greatest enemies of all time, was finally destroyed after a long series of battles taht shall be remembered for all time. Carthage was ressurrected (like Jesus) but never regained the glory it had once hoped to hold... for all time!
In order to ressurrect the city, a trival council of tribes was called upon to praise the heathen god Yoshimitzu. Yoshimitzu was the most powerful and feared of the heathen gods of all time. He casted level 4 mass-revival and tapped four of his island mana, and three swamp mana. Using almost all of his xp, he called upon the ancient creature Cthulhu with his equally ancient incantation: "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming for all time."
In order to ressurrect the city, a trival council of tribes was called upon to praise the heathen god Yoshimitzu. Yoshimitzu was the most powerful and feared of the heathen gods of all time. He casted level 4 mass-revival and tapped four of his island mana, and three swamp mana. Using almost all of his xp, he called upon the ancient creature Cthulhu with his equally ancient incantation: "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming for all time."
I ran out of time and paper here. I made this essay well known to the class (we had a substitute the day I wrote this), so they all knew what I did.
The best part is that we were getting these packets back today, and my friend John got his first. He got a B. He glared playfully at me and said "If you get a higher grade than me on this..."
I got a B+.